You've been watching too much Maury. :thumbsup

On a serious note, this confirms my theory that chicks are nuts.

Don't lie - you were bust by perverted-justice.com.

Laurel
Laurel


ppppplease answer My IMs....


... I need some Laurel talk ...


pppplease....


Big B
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PS... Laurel.. Post her phone number here on GFY... we will take care of her.. .honest :1orglaugh

Hahaha, I should ask her. Okay, I'll write her back to see what she says, too funny. :1orglaugh

Hmmm..and you're young too..but not 19! :winkwink:

14 living at home and might be male....

I was yahoo'd by some guy who was convinced we were soul mates. He talked me into registering for myspace and posting a pic of my long hair only, in order to view his profile. I got to his page, where he's posted pics of himself, his wife, his kids, and inlaws, and his blog, where he was writing about how his wife doesn't turn him on.

Meanwhile I was getting bombarded by guys who want to become my "friend" - and still am getting these invitations, many months later. Probably looking for free phone sex and escort.

It turned out the way he realized that we were soul mates is he found my vanilla yahoo ID, a string of cryptic letters, and realized that I was THE ONE. I put him on permanent ignore, but he still sends my myspace profile religious propaganda and urban legends urging me to send spam for a worthy cause.

Ew.

Haha, there are some freaks out there.. Check this out..this is how I politely get rid of the wierdos that I meet from personal sites. I know it's sad, but the last guy i dated was gorgeous and a prim and proper, Brit. :)


vslaurel : mstgj01: Whats up cutie???
vslaurel : hi
mstgj01: Hey.....
vslaurel : how did u find me?
mstgj01: yahoo....
vslaurel : do u have a profile up?
mstgj01: SURE.. its MSTANG2001J...

(He was a dog, a total hick and i didn't feel like being too mean)

mstgj01:
vslaurel : i'm having computer problems
mstgj01: No fun!
vslaurel : i'll check it later, when my computer isn't actingup..i think i have a virus..gotta reboot
vslaurel : or get my boyfriend to fix my computer again..
vslaurel : ttyl
mstgj01: boyfriend? why are you on a personals site ???
vslaurel : he wants me to have a 3some
mstgj01: Seriously? Are you going to do it?
vslaurel : sure, if he finds the right guy that he likes. He's bi
vslaurel : i'm not
vslaurel : it's all up to him
mstgj01: wow...
mstgj01: that's crazy
vslaurel : that's la for you!
vslaurel : lol
vslaurel : vslaurel : lol
mstgj01: does he want to do stuf with the guy ??
mstgj01: while you all have sex?
vslaurel : he mainly wants me to watch him and the guy
vslaurel : i'm just the bait
vslaurel : lol
vslaurel : for him
mstgj01: Oh... My god
mstgj01: no thanks....
mstgj01: good luck
vslaurel : ty
mstgj01: you need it
mstgj01: lol!
mstgj01: your ok with having a gay boyfrien?
vslaurel : yup, that's how i fell in love w/ him.
mstgj01: casue he was gay?
vslaurel : yeah
vslaurel : well bi
mstgj01: Isnt that cheating to you when he's with a guy?
vslaurel : no, it's hot
mstgj01: Why, it's another person isnt it?
vslaurel : he'll never sleep w/ a man until we both approve
mstgj01: Hey, be safe!
mstgj01: cya

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ha ha! Oh Laurel, that's mean yet brilliant. I will have to try that sometime. I usually tell them that I'm sorry they find me so attractive and that I look like I'd be so much fun to fuck, because tragically I was born sans genitalia. That always gets rid of them. Fucking MySpace...

LOL right thats better than u just trying to take advantage of this chick who u thought was a easy lay.

Lmao that's hillarious! :1orglaugh

Hey..who want's a HUSTLER T-shirt? I'll send out a T-shirt to anyone who happens to be the 78th reply. So..this is easy.. just tell me more weird myspace stories.. hehe

I had a guy on MySpace who was pretending to be a teenage girl try to get me to "help him with his term paper." He was trying to trick me into writing a foot fetish/trampling story involving insects under the guise that it was a term paper for college. It was really funny. I did not list my occupation on my profile at that time, and that poor unlucky guy happened to pick me to write to. Me, who used to write foot fetish stuff for a living. Who is going to be the last person he was going to be able to trick. I played along for a little while, but then it got boring.