Okay So I Found Out How To Be A Millionaire

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  • ValerieD
    Registered User
    • Feb 2002
    • 36
    #1

    Okay So I Found Out How To Be A Millionaire

    So I was reading the paper and saw in the ads a listing that said send me $2 and I'll tell you how I became a millionaire -- Well I found out how he became a millionaire and I'm going to pass it on to you on one condition.

    Send me $2 and I'll tell ya how

    Feel free to PayPal it to [email protected] OR email me for an address to send it to
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    • xApster
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 1188
      #2
      GFY your self must make a few people a good living

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        • ValerieD
          Registered User
          • Feb 2002
          • 36
          #3

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            • ldinternet
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 8245
              #4
              hahahahaha, old <s>trick</s>
              i thought it was supposed to be $1 ?

              oh well, whatever works

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                • ValerieD
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 36
                  #5
                  LOL No I guess they decided they wanted to become a millionaire in half as much time

                  I think i'm gonna run that ad in the local newspaper

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                    • jojojo
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 2318
                      #6
                      wow - I remember one of my first spam emails I ever rec'd back years ago was this BS scheme!
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                        • ValerieD
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 36
                          #7
                          LOL it's a pretty funny one!! Who in their right mind would actually send someone $$ to find out how they became a millionaire

                          I'm gonna become a millionaire by winning the Lotto

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                            • NetRodent
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 3985
                              #8
                              This is a rip off! I'm surprised no one caught on sooner! If you want to learn my tried and true system for spotting rip offs just send me $10.00.
                              "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                              --H.L. Mencken

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                                • ValerieD
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 36
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by NetRodent
                                  This is a rip off! I'm surprised no one caught on sooner! If you want to learn my tried and true system for spotting rip offs just send me $10.00.

                                  LMAO that's about as bad as the one I posted..........I'd send $2 before I'd send $10

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                                    • Tam
                                      Rude Bitch
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 8533
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by ldinternet
                                      hahahahaha, old <s>trick</s>
                                      i thought it was supposed to be $1 ?

                                      oh well, whatever works
                                      it's called inflation you dipshit...... rotfl
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                                        • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 4753
                                          #11
                                          Hahahahaa

                                          A friend of mine actually made a few hundred bucks one summer selling "Miracle Weather Rocks" for $5.95 each !

                                          Customers would unpack a plain cardboard box to find a palm sized piece of flat limestone, with instructions ...

                                          1. Place Miracle Weather Rock on a flat outdoor surface (window sills make a good location.
                                          2. to use MWR, open window and touch rock.
                                          If rock is warm, you can wear shorts today ... it is a nice day out.
                                          If rock is cold, you had better bundle up a bit more-cooler weather forecasted.
                                          If rock is damp or wet, you had better take an umbrella. The forcast is rain today ..
                                          And if your finger sticks to rock, or rock is covered in snow, you had better wear boots and heavy clothes, winter has arrived.

                                          The following summer, his entrepeneurial skillz brought us the Enviromentally-Friendly Flying Bug Killer ...

                                          For the low low price of $10.00, customers recieved two 4 " square blocks of wood ... maticulously sanded smooth, with a black markered Bullseye on the top of one of them ...

                                          1. Place bottom block (the one with the bullseye on it) in an area known to be frequented by flying insects ...
                                          2 Wait for insect to land on the bullseye area of the block.
                                          3. In one swift movement, forcefully bring down second block on top of the first block.

                                          Your bug problem will gradually subside ... all while NO HARM is being done to the water table or the ozone layer ...


                                          to free enterprise !!

                                          Hey... I cannot recall ...
                                          Have we seen Valeries mammalian protruberences yet ???
                                          Last edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=-; 04-11-2002, 03:52 PM.

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                                            • FlyingIguana
                                              aspiring banker
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 10870
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ldinternet
                                              hahahahaha, old <s>trick</s>
                                              i thought it was supposed to be $1 ?

                                              oh well, whatever works
                                              inflation

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