I can't get my 2 litre of coke open does that make me a wimp?

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  • mikesinner
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 5646
    #1

    I can't get my 2 litre of coke open does that make me a wimp?

    tried for 2 minutes and couldn't do it. I'm the one who put it on though so I guess I must be pretty strong or at least my left hand is

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    • ssp
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 7990
      #2
      here's a tip:

      shake really well
      pierce the bottle with a pair of scissors or a knife
      enjoy coke

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        • EroticySteve
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2005
          • 4365
          #3
          Tap the cap on the edge of the counter.

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            • Harmon
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              • Mar 2004
              • 20012
              #4
              Use a wet towel or one of those rubber thingies for removing jar lids
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                • mikesinner
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 5646
                  #5
                  I finally got it off. I planted my legs firmly and I used all my strength to get it off. You should have seen it I was letting out a war cry and everything lol

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                    • nico-t
                      emperor of my world
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 29903
                      #6
                      hm interesting thread

                      lmao

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                        • ssp
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 7990
                          #7
                          i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

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                            • u-Bob
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                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33063
                              #8
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                                • JUSTB
                                  Registered User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 1740
                                  #9
                                  it doesn't make you a wimp

                                  every once in a while you just get one that's impossible to open no matter what till you cut a hole with a knife

                                  this only seems to happen when you're hungover and dehydrated though ; )

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                                    • DutchTeenCash
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 21684
                                      #10
                                      when you DO have the cap off:

                                      pierce a hole in the carp, put some coffeecreamer in the cap, screw it on, shake (a lot) and have fun

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                                        • MickeyG
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 4134
                                          #11
                                          yes if you can't open a bottle of soda you should consider yourself a wimp.

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                                            • mardigras
                                              Bon temps!
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 14194
                                              #12
                                              Time to switch to cans.
                                              .

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                                                • ServerGenius
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 9377
                                                  #13
                                                  Nah you were a wimp way before that
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 11019
                                                      #14
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                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 24818
                                                          #15
                                                          Put it in the freezer overnight. It'll open on its own.

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                                                            • adamthick
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                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 377
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by ssp
                                                              i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.


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                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by ssp
                                                                  i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

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                                                                    • Sosa
                                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 40149
                                                                      #18
                                                                      you fucking pussy!

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                                                                        • G-Rotica
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                          • 4258
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Do you throw like a girl also?

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                                                                            • GlydeGirl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 1516
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I think this means it's time to join a gym and start lifting weights!

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                                                                                • tristan_D
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 7865
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by ssp
                                                                                  here's a tip:

                                                                                  shake really well
                                                                                  pierce the bottle with a pair of scissors or a knife
                                                                                  enjoy coke
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                                                                                    • WME
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                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 1005
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      you may be having sweaty palms that's why the cap wont stick
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                                                                                        • Skillz Unlimited
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                          • 1541
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Super puss. You should have asked a chic to open it for you.

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                                                                                            • PixeLs
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                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 11922
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              It sucks especially when you don't have your girlfriend to open it for you..

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                                                                                                • Persignup Dustin
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                                  • 871
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      You gotta be kidding me.


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                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • LaurieX
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                              • 1541
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by JUSTB
                                                                                                              it doesn't make you a wimp

                                                                                                              every once in a while you just get one that's impossible to open no matter what till you cut a hole with a knife

                                                                                                              this only seems to happen when you're hungover and dehydrated though ; )
                                                                                                              Haha this is sooo true. The other day I was struggling to get the top off my 7 up. My face was turning red and my hand was hurting like crazy. I wasn't feeling well and thought I was going to cry LOL
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