Does anyone here know the Muffin Man? - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 01-19-2006, 08:02 AM

I think he lives down on Drury Lane or something. Anyone have his ICQ number? I REALLY need to contact him. I've got some business to discuss.

Deb · 01-19-2006, 01:04 PM

The Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man!

She's married to the Muffin Man.

Who lives on Drury Lane?

Marcus Aurelius · 01-19-2006, 01:05 PM

I think he may be on vacation so he's probably gonna be hard to reach for a week or two.

RobbieRye · 01-19-2006, 01:08 PM

I asked Google and this is what it told me:

mikeyddddd · 01-19-2006, 01:10 PM

Shrek!!!

Phoenix · 01-19-2006, 02:35 PM

do you know the muffin man...the muffin man themuffin man

do you know them uffin man..he blah blha blah bljha blha blah

Far-L · 01-19-2006, 09:38 PM

What about the girl who thought he was a man but he was a muffin?

mojojojo-hodough · 01-19-2006, 09:48 PM

Ehh, Just keep an eye on E! Entertainment, I'm sure there will be a True Hollywood Story on it at some point, lord knows they've done one on just about everyone else.

psili · 01-19-2006, 09:57 PM

One story I heard, about the muffin man, was how he used to have braces. Yet he loved hairy muffins so much, he collected the black curlies that twisted and caught their way into the nooks and crannies of those metal additions to his teeth. As the story goes, every once in a while, say a week, or a month passes by, and the muffin man gently removes (or "happily harvests", as he'd say), those black curlies.

Legend says, all those black curlies the muffin man collected are stored in an old, secret "Thousand Island" lemon-pepper container; long removed from lemon-pepper. The story goes, that the faint remains of lemon-pepper on the curlies add a special touch to the muffins he makes.

That muffin, recipe;
now that's another story.

Mr. Ed Da Guido · 01-19-2006, 10:00 PM

Mr. Ed never heard of him.

reed_4 · 01-19-2006, 11:29 PM

bump for the Muffin man.

adultchica · 01-19-2006, 11:41 PM

Hahahah Donny this could be the most useless thread of the day LOL.

01-19-2006, 08:02 AM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Does anyone here know the Muffin Man? I think he lives down on Drury Lane or something. Anyone have his ICQ number? I REALLY need to contact him. I've got some business to discuss.

01-19-2006, 01:10 PM	#5
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01-19-2006, 09:48 PM	#8
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01-19-2006, 01:04 PM	#2
Deb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Online somewhere, no doubt. Posts: 1,237	The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man! She's married to the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

01-19-2006, 01:05 PM	#3
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I think he may be on vacation so he's probably gonna be hard to reach for a week or two.

01-19-2006, 01:08 PM	#4
RobbieRye Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Middle of Nowhere Posts: 616	I asked Google and this is what it told me:

01-19-2006, 09:57 PM	#9
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	One story I heard, about the muffin man, was how he used to have braces. Yet he loved hairy muffins so much, he collected the black curlies that twisted and caught their way into the nooks and crannies of those metal additions to his teeth. As the story goes, every once in a while, say a week, or a month passes by, and the muffin man gently removes (or "happily harvests", as he'd say), those black curlies. Legend says, all those black curlies the muffin man collected are stored in an old, secret "Thousand Island" lemon-pepper container; long removed from lemon-pepper. The story goes, that the faint remains of lemon-pepper on the curlies add a special touch to the muffins he makes. That muffin, recipe; now that's another story. __________________ Your post count means nothing.

01-19-2006, 10:00 PM	#10
Mr. Ed Da Guido My Sig was too Big! :( Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 37	Mr. Ed never heard of him. __________________

01-19-2006, 11:29 PM	#11
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	bump for the Muffin man. __________________

01-19-2006, 11:41 PM	#12
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	Hahahah Donny this could be the most useless thread of the day LOL. __________________