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**Wizzo** · 04-11-2002, 08:37 AM

Those fuckers are evil....I tell you....Pure Evil....

**Babaganoosh** · 04-11-2002, 08:37 AM

Those are some nasty little creatures. They are mean as fuck. Where do you live? That looks like something I'd find in my backyard. Baby opossums are cute but they sure get ugly in a hurry.

**Mike Semen** · 04-11-2002, 08:39 AM

What the fuck are theY?

Some kinda mutant gophers?

...Can you fuck them?

**Babaganoosh** · 04-11-2002, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Mike Semen
What the fuck are theY?

Some kinda mutant gophers?

...Can you fuck them?

opossums! You dont have them where you are? They're pretty cool. If you scare them bad enough, they play dead...then yes...you can fuck 'em (needledick?).

**Mike Semen** · 04-11-2002, 08:44 AM

You have expeience, I take it?

**Babaganoosh** · 04-11-2002, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by Mike Semen
You have expeience, I take it?

Nope, not to brag but I pretty much stick to goats and sheep. My purple headed yogurt slinger is too large for a opossum.

**Keev** · 04-11-2002, 09:05 AM

fuck maybei should track down the dam racoon that keeps fucking making a mess on the side yard..... now that would makea kick ass pet if you could get it as a baby.... walk down the street with that lol

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-11-2002, 09:33 AM

Tell me you do not keep possums as pets...

you should see what a 410 shotty will do to one of those at close range...

those things are vicious when cornered...

And I would strong recommend against attempting a domestication of one of those worm infested flea weasels...

Those things are seriously nasty when they wanna be...

**Hot Tropical Babes** · 04-11-2002, 09:36 AM

I hate those fucking things! I had one crawl up the back of my leg while sleeping. I did the ninja roll right out of bed, did the freak dance, With lots of therapy i am now able to sleep without a gun. ewww, god, i got full body shivers going on DaaaaMN!

**Keev** · 04-11-2002, 09:39 AM

I guess we all know what it is to have a bad case of the crabs.... Wait.... Boneprone did u fuck a possum?

**zubr** · 04-11-2002, 09:45 AM

congrats!

**RedShoe** · 04-11-2002, 09:48 AM

You're really going to keep that? Why? So you can eat it later?

**Dawgy** · 04-11-2002, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Mike Semen
Can you fuck them?

sorry but i nearly fell out of my chair laughing when i saw that.

**Jamdin** · 04-11-2002, 10:58 AM

Those things are mean & only good to make possum stew. I ran into one of them at midnight when I was walking home about 15 years ago from a D&D game. It was dark as hell & I first thought it was a large cat. We both stopped and stared at each other for 15 minutes before the fucker took off. It wasn't until it hit the corner & in view of the street lamp before I realized what the hell it was.

Someday, I tell you about the roadrunner I raced down by the county lake...

**Clovis** · 04-11-2002, 02:15 PM

how about road kill, speed bump, hit and run, pancake, flathead or tarmack, cause thats the way they will prolly end up

**AaronM** · 04-11-2002, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by Keev
...Hmmmm wonder what i should name them since they built there nest in backyard and will probably try and tame one of the babies.

Here are some suggestions:

Stew
Soup
Bar-B
Road Kill (RK for short)

**-=HOAX=-** · 04-11-2002, 02:28 PM

Get yerself some good stout steel pipe about 4 inches in diameter, stuff a couple of those meaty masupials into it, followed buy the barrel of your favourite shotty pull the trigger, pour the product into a frosty mug and enjoy your possum smoothy...

**Rocky** · 04-11-2002, 02:31 PM

fuck the gophers

i've got to get me some of them possum thingys

Rocky's Possum Ranch...hmmm, not bad

do they come in plush toys as well?

**AaronM** · 04-11-2002, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by Rocky
...do they cum in plush toys as well?

Yes, and so can you.

**Helix** · 04-11-2002, 02:35 PM

be careful, those are some mean bastards. They are probably the ones tearing up your yard.

**Rocky** · 04-11-2002, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

Yes, and so can you.

**drunkmonkey** · 04-11-2002, 04:24 PM

Sometimes opossums play dead too good...

**Za Ha** · 04-11-2002, 07:11 PM

DAMN

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New Family Additions!!!

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