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Harmon 01-18-2006 10:53 AM

five oh-ned

boner 2.0 01-18-2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
five oh-ned

:1orglaugh

crockett 01-18-2006 11:08 AM

JUst wondering will Ibill also wave all future payment as part of this deal?

Rinaldo 01-18-2006 11:20 AM

This thread is great

Why 01-18-2006 11:35 AM

Actually we would love to signup with iBill again.....

BUT FIRST the $46K you owe us would need to be paid.

you should really pay your debts before looking for more people to screw over. so enjoy paying your new customers Visa fees with our cash.

DICK!

DWB 01-18-2006 11:53 AM

What I want to know is... how many noobs ran over there and signed up to get the visa waived. lol

SilentKnight 01-18-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rodrigo-Ibill
Hey Everyone,

Looking forward to setting up many new accounts by end of January. 2006 will be the year for IBill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please get in touch with me and I will set any NEW or previous accounts up and waive all VISA fees!!!!!!!!!!

I would like to thank all my friends here at GFY and many new friends to come

:)

And for your next trick...what...pulling an armadillo outta your ass and teaching it to tap dance?

I sometimes wonder what it must be like to be an iBill employee these days. Like, what do you think about on your drive in to work each morning? Do you feel ashamed about working for a company with such a criminal history? Or are you proud that you're part of their sheep team that bilks so many hard working folks in the industry?

Do you sleep easy at night, or do nightmares of webmasters (some of them hardcore BDSM practitioners) chasing you haunt your mind until sunrise? If you have kids, does Daddy tell them details of what he does for a living? Is your wife proud of you? Can you look relatives in the eye at family functions and give them the straight skinny on how you earn your livelihood?

Do iBill employees gather around the watercooler during breaks to laugh and chuckle at the day's tally of newly-signed suckers? Are bonus commissions based on the number of small businesses you successfully put in to receivership?

Baker Rd 01-18-2006 12:27 PM

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

if anyone is this stupid you deserve to lose your money

xxxice 01-18-2006 01:09 PM

You guys know this is not real right?

Holly 01-18-2006 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vanderweb
You guys know this is not real right?

I've always known that KMR is a low-IQ, inbred fucker, but some of these other replies have honestly surprised me. :1orglaugh

Fetish Gimp 01-18-2006 01:32 PM

This, plus my nigerian email pal making me millions of dollars is making January the best year EVARRR.


:1orglaugh

Rodrigo-Ibills 01-18-2006 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why
Actually we would love to signup with iBill again.....

BUT FIRST the $46K you owe us would need to be paid.

you should really pay your debts before looking for more people to screw over. so enjoy paying your new customers Visa fees with our cash.

DICK!

According to my records we do not owe any money in the amount of 46k

But we did spend 30k on new LCD Tvs for the office :)

Rodrigo-Ibills 01-18-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Do iBill employees gather around the watercooler during breaks to laugh and chuckle at the day's tally of newly-signed suckers? Are bonus commissions based on the number of small businesses you successfully put in to receivership?

actually we have a nice lounge and capucino machine now.

Rodrigo-Ibills 01-18-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystery Man
What about your cockholsters pay up what you owe to people instead of making promos like this?

we payout 1000's per week :)

Rodrigo-Ibills 01-18-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
What I want to know is... how many noobs ran over there and signed up to get the visa waived. lol

we have had a great response so far , I also gave new accounts free toasters :)

SilentKnight 01-18-2006 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rodrigo-Ibill
actually we have a nice lounge and capucino machine now.

And a fine lounge it is!

Is the hotplate an upgrade?


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ToolHand Luke 01-19-2006 06:08 AM

lol! reminds me of a little poem I wrote 'bout a year and a half ago:

iBill, iBill, to never pay will,
You take your fill and share me nil,
Today? tomorrow? Nay I still
Ne'er to follow, to swallow, again the iBill pill

ServerGenius 01-19-2006 06:33 AM

Juicy the !!!!!!!!!!!! gives it away, if you use a fake nick, adapt your post style :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

XX_RydeR 01-19-2006 06:45 AM

Lmao, any exposure will do eh.

collegeboyslive 01-20-2006 10:42 AM

LOL you STILL cant pay your old webmasters I sure hope no one is stupid enougth to allow you to process thire members cause they probally wont get any money paid to them. ( I still havnt got my reserve payouts for th elast 3 months and you have missed the promise date of the payout from monies owed from your last bank crash )

if you cant pay old merchants what makes the new ones think they will get paid?

Webby 01-20-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rodrigo-Ibill
we have had a great response so far , I also gave new accounts free toasters :)

Dammit Rodrigo.. the toaster convinced me :thumbsup

I'm 100% with ya man!

We are going to do loads of biz - can't wait.

Webby 01-20-2006 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboyslive
LOL you STILL cant pay your old webmasters I sure hope no one is stupid enougth to allow you to process thire members cause they probally wont get any money paid to them. ( I still havnt got my reserve payouts for th elast 3 months and you have missed the promise date of the payout from monies owed from your last bank crash )

if you cant pay old merchants what makes the new ones think they will get paid?

DUH?? Why do you say all these nasty things like "you can't pay"???

You don't have a clue do ya? iBill is reborn and now a good solid team and they have settled all old debts.

It's only people like you that come in here and do nothing but complain and smear the good name of companies that gives GFY a bad name.

Please address the questions about your outstanding reserves to Rodrigo - where the check obviously was lost in the post - I'm sure he will be happy to issue a fresh check instead of you just fussing and saying nasty things.

BlazingBucks_Ryan 01-20-2006 11:13 AM

Now I know where all my missing payments are going.. wonderful lol ..

It's interesting, out of the last 4 ACH's the only one sent out was RIGHT BEFORE the show - Coincidence? Yeeeeahhhhhh

Webby 01-20-2006 11:14 AM

BTW... GFY may be the source of all relevant news news in adult world and all statements have been verified by independent sources :ugone2far but there is no law to say you have to believe any of it.

Don't tell your lawyer about this thread if you are chasing iBill money. It could get embarassing. :winkwink:

26MLR 01-20-2006 11:16 AM

get some new material shithead... go fuck yourself.

BlazingBucks_Ryan 01-20-2006 11:18 AM

Note to Self : Read whole thread before replying .....

Webby 01-20-2006 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlazingBucks_Ryan
Note to Self : Read whole thread before replying .....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It gets even more dumber! God help us! :thumbsup


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