just wrote this poem for my wife - GoFuckYourself.com

Hornydog4cooter · 01-16-2006, 02:30 PM

i hope it doesnt sound to corny

Who could believe it, Nikki
Time flies - that is clear,
It seems we were married yesterday
And now it's - wow - one year!

Our first anniversary's upon us,
Good God it sure is great.
I'm thinking now about our first
Adventure - our first date.

How we met online
And how we talked it up.
How we felt that time
At Carmalita's - our first sup.

You're always close to me, my dear,
Even from far away.
I think of you every day.

But even here, I know the score,
The truth is like a lock.
And all that matters is this alone:
Nikki, you're my rock.

You cheer me up when I am down,
Or sinking in the sand.
I'm not alone upon this earth,
We're always hand in hand.

And on that note, of family,
How these words do run.
We'll start a family of our own,
A daughter - and a son!

You're such a sweetheart, Nikki,
Taking time to roam
With all those local realtors
To find our perfect home.

My thoughts sometimes get misty
I dream when my eyes close.
I think of you, my wife
And a miniature magic rose.

Our wedding day one year ago,
In retrospect, I view
A wedding song, that's never wrong,
Nikki "That's why I love you."

Why I love you, Nikki?
'Cause you're my heart and soul.
I wasn't complete before you,
But now, please know...I'm whole.

So dearest on our big day,
Anniversary, first of scores,
Just know how much I love you,
You are mine - and I am yours.

Happy One Year Anniversary!

Antonio · 01-16-2006, 02:42 PM

corny? you're better than Shakespeare, man

on the other hand I think you should stick to webmastering ;)

Screaming · 01-16-2006, 02:49 PM

Yes... very corny lol.

DamageX · 01-16-2006, 02:50 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend over bitch
So I can fuck you

Crypt · 01-16-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

i hope it doesnt sound to corny

Who could believe it, Nikki
Time flies - that is clear,
It seems we were married yesterday
And now it's - wow - one year!

Our first anniversary's upon us,
Good God it sure is great.
I'm thinking now about our first
Adventure - our first date.

How we met online
And how we talked it up.
How we felt that time
At Carmalita's - our first sup.

You're always close to me, my dear,
Even from far away.
I think of you every day.

But even here, I know the score,
The truth is like a lock.
And all that matters is this alone:
Nikki, you're my rock.

You cheer me up when I am down,
Or sinking in the sand.
I'm not alone upon this earth,
We're always hand in hand.

And on that note, of family,
How these words do run.
We'll start a family of our own,
A daughter - and a son!

You're such a sweetheart, Nikki,
Taking time to roam
With all those local realtors
To find our perfect home.

My thoughts sometimes get misty
I dream when my eyes close.
I think of you, my wife
And a miniature magic rose.

Our wedding day one year ago,
In retrospect, I view
A wedding song, that's never wrong,
Nikki "That's why I love you."

Why I love you, Nikki?
'Cause you're my heart and soul.
I wasn't complete before you,
But now, please know...I'm whole.

So dearest on our big day,
Anniversary, first of scores,
Just know how much I love you,
You are mine - and I am yours.

Happy One Year Anniversary!

Good trick to get a free blowjob ;)

Furious_Female · 01-16-2006, 02:53 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet!!!!!!

Shaft_1971 · 01-16-2006, 03:00 PM

I love you.

polle54 · 01-16-2006, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

i hope it doesnt sound to corny

Who could believe it, Nikki
Time flies - that is clear,
It seems we were married yesterday
And now it's - wow - one year!

Our first anniversary's upon us,
Good God it sure is great.
I'm thinking now about our first
Adventure - our first date.

How we met online
And how we talked it up.
How we felt that time
At Carmalita's - our first sup.

You're always close to me, my dear,
Even from far away.
I think of you every day.

But even here, I know the score,
The truth is like a lock.
And all that matters is this alone:
Nikki, you're my rock.

You cheer me up when I am down,
Or sinking in the sand.
I'm not alone upon this earth,
We're always hand in hand.

And on that note, of family,
How these words do run.
We'll start a family of our own,
A daughter - and a son!

You're such a sweetheart, Nikki,
Taking time to roam
With all those local realtors
To find our perfect home.

My thoughts sometimes get misty
I dream when my eyes close.
I think of you, my wife
And a miniature magic rose.

Our wedding day one year ago,
In retrospect, I view
A wedding song, that's never wrong,
Nikki "That's why I love you."

Why I love you, Nikki?
'Cause you're my heart and soul.
I wasn't complete before you,
But now, please know...I'm whole.

So dearest on our big day,
Anniversary, first of scores,
Just know how much I love you,
You are mine - and I am yours.

Happy One Year Anniversary!

you met online!?!

Hornydog4cooter · 01-16-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54

you met online!?!

Yeap on msn back in 99

amandaspost · 01-16-2006, 03:45 PM

Aww thats sweet

Abithefiend · 01-16-2006, 03:50 PM

I think that's awesome. Congrats on the anniversary.

$5 submissions · 01-16-2006, 03:58 PM

Congrats, man! Happy Anniversary. Best wishes to you and your wife, man!

lazycash · 01-16-2006, 04:03 PM

You forgot to sign it.

Your Love Always,
Hornydog4cooter

tristan_D · 01-16-2006, 04:04 PM

what's wrong with being corny? you're in love, that's what's important. great poem.

Nom_is · 01-16-2006, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

Yeap on msn back in 99

So romance ISN'T dead? Great poem - congratulations on your anniversary.

penzo · 01-16-2006, 04:09 PM

corny?!!? i don't think so... your wife will love it

BigCashCrew · 01-16-2006, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend over bitch
So I can fuck you

oh, that's soooo sweet! lmao

PixeLs · 01-16-2006, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by penzo

corny?!!? i don't think so... your wife will love it

You simply don't understand women...

Nom_is · 01-16-2006, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs

You simply don't understand women...

In my experience what is deemed romantic is subjective to the individual, not the gender as a majority.

The guy obviously knows his wife, if he thinks she'll find it romantic, she probably will.

reynold · 01-17-2006, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nom_is

In my experience what is deemed romantic is subjective to the individual, not the gender as a majority.

The guy obviously knows his wife, if he thinks she'll find it romantic, she probably will.

Well, in my experience as well, just the thought that you made something unique for a girl--making poems or singing her a song- will most likely melt her heart..

Booger · 01-17-2006, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

Yeap on msn back in 99

I knew a Nikki who was on MSN back in 99 but i didnt click the link

mrthumbs · 01-17-2006, 09:29 AM

One little edit for you:

But even here, I know the score,
The truth is like a lock.
And all that matters is this alone:
Nikki, keep sucking my cock

mikeyddddd · 01-17-2006, 10:11 AM

Well, a friend of ours named Hornydog4cooter wrote that poem
and he told us it was the perfect love poem
mrthumbs wrote him back a post and told him it was NOT the perfect
love poem because he hadn't said anything about
The truth, or scores, or locks, or sucking cocks.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the poem and he posted
it and after reading it, I realized that our friend had written
the perfect love poem. And I felt obliged to include it
on this thread. The last verse goes like this here:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

But even here, I know the score,
The truth is like a lock.
And all that matters is this alone:
Nikki, keep sucking my cock

* with apologies to David Allen Coe

mrthumbs · 01-17-2006, 10:33 AM

Well, i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison,
and I went to pick her up in the rain,
but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck,
she got runned over by a damned old train.

I feel like im on acid

Ace_luffy · 01-17-2006, 10:34 AM

nice one.... wow

LadyMischief · 01-17-2006, 10:34 AM

No matter how corny everyone says it is, she's gonna melt when she reads it, and you're going to get a fantastic fuck :P

CherryLipsRosa · 01-17-2006, 11:03 AM

you know her best so you will know if she is going to like it or not.
No matter what you write the only thing that matters is writing it from the heart.

Congrats!

flirty · 01-17-2006, 11:43 AM

man that is just sooooooo schweeeet *teary-eyed*

Tania · 01-17-2006, 11:53 AM

awwww that is realy sweet

Jennyfer · 01-17-2006, 02:38 PM

Corny for sure...but definitely very sweet, awww. Congrats!

TheJimmy · 01-17-2006, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crypt

Good trick to get a free blowjob ;)

sooo true!

but for real, nice gesture, they love that stuff...

PS: Is it wrong that I got that 'nikky grind' song from Prince in my head now?

Hue G. Pness · 01-17-2006, 02:42 PM

Interesting. Google this line:

My thoughts sometimes get misty I dream when my eyes close

First search result. I'm sure your wife will like it and I'm not trying to start a fight as you seem like an ok guy. Just thought it was kind of funny.

bdld · 01-17-2006, 03:54 PM

yeah it's cheesy, corny, etc.

01-16-2006, 02:30 PM	#1
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	just wrote this poem for my wife i hope it doesnt sound to corny Who could believe it, Nikki Time flies - that is clear, It seems we were married yesterday And now it's - wow - one year! Our first anniversary's upon us, Good God it sure is great. I'm thinking now about our first Adventure - our first date. How we met online And how we talked it up. How we felt that time At Carmalita's - our first sup. You're always close to me, my dear, Even from far away. I think of you every day. But even here, I know the score, The truth is like a lock. And all that matters is this alone: Nikki, you're my rock. You cheer me up when I am down, Or sinking in the sand. I'm not alone upon this earth, We're always hand in hand. And on that note, of family, How these words do run. We'll start a family of our own, A daughter - and a son! You're such a sweetheart, Nikki, Taking time to roam With all those local realtors To find our perfect home. My thoughts sometimes get misty I dream when my eyes close. I think of you, my wife And a miniature magic rose. Our wedding day one year ago, In retrospect, I view A wedding song, that's never wrong, Nikki "That's why I love you." Why I love you, Nikki? 'Cause you're my heart and soul. I wasn't complete before you, But now, please know...I'm whole. So dearest on our big day, Anniversary, first of scores, Just know how much I love you, You are mine - and I am yours. Happy One Year Anniversary!

01-16-2006, 02:49 PM	#3
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01-16-2006, 02:42 PM	#2
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	corny? you're better than Shakespeare, man on the other hand I think you should stick to webmastering ;)

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01-16-2006, 03:50 PM	#11
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penzo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ICQ #248.870.007 Posts: 1,576	corny?!!? i don't think so... your wife will love it

01-17-2006, 09:29 AM	#22
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	One little edit for you: But even here, I know the score, The truth is like a lock. And all that matters is this alone: Nikki, keep sucking my cock

01-17-2006, 10:33 AM	#24
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Well, i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison, and I went to pick her up in the rain, but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a damned old train. I feel like im on acid

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01-17-2006, 11:03 AM	#27
CherryLipsRosa Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 3,603	you know her best so you will know if she is going to like it or not. No matter what you write the only thing that matters is writing it from the heart. Congrats! __________________ Rosalia M. ICQ.12150439 Skype. cherrylipsrosa

01-17-2006, 11:43 AM	#28
flirty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,840	man that is just sooooooo schweeeet teary-eyed

01-17-2006, 11:53 AM	#29
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01-17-2006, 02:38 PM	#30
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01-17-2006, 02:42 PM	#32
Hue G. Pness Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Variable Posts: 1,237	Interesting. Google this line: My thoughts sometimes get misty I dream when my eyes close First search result. I'm sure your wife will like it and I'm not trying to start a fight as you seem like an ok guy. Just thought it was kind of funny. __________________ GFY Voice of Reason

01-17-2006, 03:54 PM	#33
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	yeah it's cheesy, corny, etc.