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			 Mine was from a friend, 2 lamps with an old guy and lady dancing. I have no clue what to do with them. Sorry I don't have a pic. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I haven't really received anything bad for Christmas but the worst gift I ever gave was to my father when I was 10. I always try to get something appropriate to the person and since he smoked I got him a skull ornament that said under it "Poor old Fred smoked in bed"...I thought he'd love it but he hated it and gave it to my grandfather! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 a kitchen knife since I already had three of that kind.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 didnt really get any bad ones this year... strange really as my mom normally gives me all kinds of useless shit... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 My grandma gives me a fucking stupid reader digest hard bound edition EVERY Christmas. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 wrist band and tennis stuff!!! but/and i stopped playing tennis 2 years ago 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Well anyone want some lamps? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 White XXXXL t-shirts. I mean, I'm a large guy..but these are like 2 times too big for me. I can't wear these even under anything, they're just oo huge. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I liked everything i got lol. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 A slingshot from my step-father-in-law.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I don't think I got that bad of one really. Maybe a shirt that said something dumb on it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 a $25 coupon   
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 A few years ago my parents gave me an Auto Escape Hammer.  Thoughtful right?  Not so much...at the time I drove a 2 seat convertable with a manual top!  Living in CA, if I was to end up in water it would mean I purposely drove into the Ocean! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 this year I got a cheese board and various slicers/spreaders and metal labels with a pen.....would be great if i owned a deli 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 a fucking lavalamp. And it was a total piece of shit one too. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I spent xmas and new year's eve in hospital  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 One year I bought all of my friends back home self help books and dictionaries.  LOL 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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