I'm always answering the same questions, help me out here please. - GoFuckYourself.com

Paul Markham · 01-20-2006, 02:56 AM

I get a lot of questions that are always asking the same thing. So I'm going to put up a link on the site to this FAQ.

Please comment.

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BUYING FROM US.
DISCOUNT STRUCTURE.
LICENSES

We have tried to make the ordering and buying process as simple as possible, but if you have any suggestions feel free to hit us up.

REGISTER, if you have not already registered please do so.
LOGIN, self explanatory. Now the system knows who you are.
ADD TO BASKET, click on the link to put content in your basket. You can order now or leave it until later. You do not need to add every set individually, use the box next to the ?ADD TO BASKET? and add all the selected sets at the bottom of the page.
CHECKOUT, when you completed your basket use the ?CHECKOUT? button and follow the process. It's all automated and all the information is in the process.
INVOICE, in the ordering process, you can print it out.
LICENSE, in the ordering process, you can print it out. You do not need us to sign it to use the content, if you wish our signature follow the instructions on the license. You need to opt for the license you need. The information is on the page.
DELIVERY OF CONTENT, choose FTP, or on CD via the the Post or Fed Ex. We create the FTP folder after we have checked the order and payment. If we're asleep it will take a few hours.
PAYMENT, by the following methods.
Credit Card, via My Virtual Card, Global Payments our Merchant Account we will give you an extra discount for using this processor or CCBILL.
If you have trouble getting one payment processor taking your credit card please try another one, your order remains live until it's all completed.
Epassporte, you need money deposited with them.
BANK TRANSFER, info in the ordering process.
CHECK, info in the ordering process.
WE DO NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL SO DON'T ASK.

DISCOUNTS

We believe we are already competitively priced when you consider the quality of the content. We also have the special offers where you pay one price for buying multiple sets or videos.

However for those who wish to spend more than the norm we have these discounts.

[put the discount table here as we discussed]

LICENSES.
Because different people have different needs we have catered for them by creating different licenses.

PAUL MARKHAM CONTENT STORE LICENSE. As a link.
MOBILE PHONE LICENSE. As a link.
BARGAIN BASEMENT CONTENT STORE LICENSE. As a link.
BARGAIN BASEMENT CONTENT STORE LICENSE. As a link.
For affiliate distribution. This license costs 3 times the price on the site.
BARGAIN BASEMENT CONTENT STORE LICENSE. As a link.
For affiliate distribution and FHG use. This license costs 5 times the price on the site.

For those who want the extra use and exposure of our must pay for it, those who only want the content for themselves pay the prices listed.

DamageX · 01-20-2006, 02:59 AM

Good luck Paul. Hope it cuts down on the amount of dumb questions. My experience is it doesn't, people will always be too lazy to read proper instructions. Men in particular.

Paul Markham · 01-20-2006, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Good luck Paul. Hope it cuts down on the amount of dumb questions. My experience is it doesn't, people will always be too lazy to read proper instructions. Men in particular.

It's a well known fact that men never read an instruction manual, we just go straight in.

I'm taking on someone to filter some of the inquiries we get. But hopefully the easier it is to make the site the better it will be for most people and all the women clients.

ServerGenius · 01-20-2006, 05:35 AM

Answer the questions with questions......I find this method highly succesful.

justsexxx · 01-20-2006, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DynaSpain

Answer the questions with questions......I find this method highly succesful.

why? 8chars

ServerGenius · 01-20-2006, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

why? 8chars

Because.................You almost got me

CuriousToyBoy · 01-20-2006, 06:10 AM

Do you take PayPal Paul ?

;-)

Barefootsies · 01-20-2006, 10:14 AM

There is some truth about people being too lazy to read.

I know for myself, when recruiting new models. I tell them all the time to read different things I've posted FIRST and then get back to me. Then when I get to talking to them, they are like uh.. Which then tells me they did not read shit, or they would already know. I post picture examples from scenes, tell them the material, and everything if they would just fucking read it. Then they would know, and would not be all suprised when I talk to them more, or do a meeting with them.

I've tried to take the long, and narrow it down into small simple bulletpoints hoping that would help these non-readers, but anything longer than a paragraph, and they are claiming 'sure I've read it all'.

Riiiiiiiiiight

For those who have read it. I rarely have to explain anything. Meetings are all of 10 minutes. So it's crystal clear who has, and hasn't.

Paul Markham · 01-20-2006, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DynaSpain

Answer the questions with questions......I find this method highly successful.

Might annoy a few customers.

Do you take Paypal? - Do you want me to take Paypal?

So do you take Paypal? - So do you want me to take Paypal?

I can see that effecting sales.

I'm training someone to filter all the queries we get so the webmasters and me are freed up to do other things.

Violetta · 01-21-2006, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Good luck Paul. Hope it cuts down on the amount of dumb questions. My experience is it doesn't, people will always be too lazy to read proper instructions. Men in particular.

so true...

01-20-2006, 02:59 AM	#2
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01-20-2006, 10:14 AM	#8
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	There is some truth about people being too lazy to read. I know for myself, when recruiting new models. I tell them all the time to read different things I've posted FIRST and then get back to me. Then when I get to talking to them, they are like uh.. Which then tells me they did not read shit, or they would already know. I post picture examples from scenes, tell them the material, and everything if they would just fucking read it. Then they would know, and would not be all suprised when I talk to them more, or do a meeting with them. I've tried to take the long, and narrow it down into small simple bulletpoints hoping that would help these non-readers, but anything longer than a paragraph, and they are claiming 'sure I've read it all'. Riiiiiiiiiight For those who have read it. I rarely have to explain anything. Meetings are all of 10 minutes. So it's crystal clear who has, and hasn't. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"