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TheGarbbageManPorn · 01-11-2006, 09:49 PM

i cant keep this chick from sittin on my car, ever time she comes by to visit, the first thnag she does is jumps on the hood of my Jag and just smiles at me... and im like Ummm

Spunky · 01-11-2006, 09:50 PM

You like women scratching up the jag?..I'd be throwing her off

mrthumbs · 01-11-2006, 09:53 PM

those cheap addicted prostitutes need to sit down for shot man!

Bluewire Ross · 01-11-2006, 09:59 PM

no weird story for the day,huh...just a weird prostitute

latinasojourn · 01-11-2006, 10:45 PM

pretty dumb to sit on an aluminum hooded car.

even hail causes damage to an aluminum hood.

Nismo · 01-11-2006, 10:46 PM

you sure thats a woman?

Ogix · 01-11-2006, 10:48 PM

car is pretty,
girl is not

sltr · 01-11-2006, 10:50 PM

Zing!

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ilbb · 01-11-2006, 11:11 PM

nice car bro.

reynold · 01-12-2006, 01:56 AM

..and why are they always black?

je_rome · 01-12-2006, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs

those cheap addicted prostitutes need to sit down for shot man!

and coz you look like a pimp

TheGarbbageManPorn · 01-12-2006, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by latinasojourn

pretty dumb to sit on an aluminum hooded car.

even hail causes damage to an aluminum hood.

and you are so fucking right, dude it rained here in new york about 2 weeks ago. and ill be dam if my shit is starting to look a little on the rusty side. only the back end.

Harmon · 01-12-2006, 07:46 AM

Yeah right - like you have a Jaguar! LMAO! Anyone that believes this crock of shit deserves to be had. This guy is a failure at life... and he is LUCKY if he drives a Chevette with no shocks so he can be big "pimpin"...

Murderous · 01-12-2006, 07:54 AM

Girls like to test you. Also, if you pull that camera out every time she sits on the car, how is she supposed to stop.

That is like teaching a dog to go to the door. If he shits and you throw him outside, he will think that every time he wants outside he needs to shit and you will put him there.

Cassie · 01-12-2006, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGarbbageManPorn

i cant keep this chick from sittin on my car, ever time she comes by to visit, the first thnag she does is jumps on the hood of my Jag and just smiles at me... and im like Ummm

omg i would run her over if she continued to do that. running her over for sitting on a car would qualify as road rage correct?

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	Yeah right - like you have a Jaguar! LMAO! Anyone that believes this crock of shit deserves to be had. This guy is a failure at life... and he is LUCKY if he drives a Chevette with no shocks so he can be big "pimpin"... __________________ [email protected]

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Murderous Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,938	Girls like to test you. Also, if you pull that camera out every time she sits on the car, how is she supposed to stop. That is like teaching a dog to go to the door. If he shits and you throw him outside, he will think that every time he wants outside he needs to shit and you will put him there.