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Bluewire Ross · 01-11-2006, 11:37 PM

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Bluewire Ross · 01-11-2006, 11:42 PM

Q: What's a blonde's idea of a safe sex?
A: Locking the car door

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around home?
A: She moved.

reynold · 01-12-2006, 01:41 AM

I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

darnit · 01-12-2006, 01:42 AM

Why did the blond stop taking the pill?

It kept falling out.

je_rome · 01-12-2006, 02:40 AM

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme.

01-11-2006, 11:37 PM	#1
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01-11-2006, 11:42 PM	#2
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01-12-2006, 01:41 AM	#3
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I Want to Buy That A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

01-12-2006, 01:42 AM	#4
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	Why did the blond stop taking the pill? It kept falling out.