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TheGarbbageManPorn · 01-11-2006, 10:16 AM

Christina Aguilera is convinced Kelly Osbourne has a crush on her.

The blonde singer, who recently married Jordan Bratman in a romantic ceremony, says the wildchild star's constant bitching about her is obviously a disguise for her true, lustful slutty feelings.

Christina said: "Kelly must have a crush on me - she's always saying sexual things about me. I saw her at a club and said, 'Look, what is your problem you stupid bitch?' and she had nothing to say."

The star first tried to end her war of words with feisty Kelly a year ago - who hit back saying she would "chuck her across the room".
Kelly said: "Christina made out like she had started a fight with me, to make herself look cool. She's like a fucking feather. I could pick her up and chuck her across the room. and then force her to lick my pussy.

"She has a mouth on her, but she's all talk. She only does it because she always has a security guard around to punch anyone she gets in a hahahaha fight with."

JamesK2 · 01-11-2006, 10:25 AM

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01-11-2006, 10:16 AM	#1
TheGarbbageManPorn For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New York City Posts: 213	Kelly Osbourne's Christina crush Christina Aguilera is convinced Kelly Osbourne has a crush on her. The blonde singer, who recently married Jordan Bratman in a romantic ceremony, says the wildchild star's constant bitching about her is obviously a disguise for her true, lustful slutty feelings. Christina said: "Kelly must have a crush on me - she's always saying sexual things about me. I saw her at a club and said, 'Look, what is your problem you stupid bitch?' and she had nothing to say." The star first tried to end her war of words with feisty Kelly a year ago - who hit back saying she would "chuck her across the room". Kelly said: "Christina made out like she had started a fight with me, to make herself look cool. She's like a fucking feather. I could pick her up and chuck her across the room. and then force her to lick my pussy. "She has a mouth on her, but she's all talk. She only does it because she always has a security guard around to punch anyone she gets in a hahahaha fight with." __________________ [img]http://******************/DUMP9696/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/DUMP9696CustomImage1452829.gif[/img]www.**********.comGarbage Is Life Last edited by TheGarbbageManPorn; 01-11-2006 at 10:17 AM..*

01-11-2006, 10:25 AM	#2
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