So I met this girl..... - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 09:57 PM

Turns out she's a cop. Now, I'm not so sure if this is a good or a bad thing....BUT.....As it so happens, we also went to school together and have not seen each other in about 15 years.

So, as the night progressed we went to a club, had a few drinks, and now we are back at my place.

She's laying in my bed, butt ass nekkid, and swimming in a sea of about 200 sex toys covered in 3 bottles worth of I.D. Glide Millenium Lube.

She just asked me to run downstairs and grab a bottle of wine and some condoms.

NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????

sonofsam · 01-10-2006, 09:58 PM

Wake up and change your boxers + put a towel over the wetspot on your bed ?

DeanCapture · 01-10-2006, 09:58 PM

Shoot her for a solo site - what else?

BV · 01-10-2006, 09:59 PM

show Us What She Looks Like!

quiet · 01-10-2006, 10:00 PM

take her gun without her knowledge.

Doctor Dre · 01-10-2006, 10:00 PM

Take a pic ... if she looks good (prolly cauz she a cop), then fucking hit it wtf you thinking ?

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

take her gun without her knowledge.

I already own what she's packing. Fucking with her gun is not a cool option for me but I give you an "A" for creativity.

sonofsam · 01-10-2006, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I already own what she's packing.

A penis?

Murderous · 01-10-2006, 10:04 PM

Shoot her with her own gun, then call 911 and tell them she tried to rape you.

At least that is what a woman would do in your position.

phonesex · 01-10-2006, 10:05 PM

tell her your not interested.

blazi · 01-10-2006, 10:05 PM

make a film, surfers love chicks in uniforms!!

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Take a pic ... if she looks good (prolly cauz she a cop), then fucking hit it wtf you thinking ?

How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm a virgin?

Take a pic? Yeah, cool.....But she's a fucking cop, man. WTF are you thinking?

Bluewire Ross · 01-10-2006, 10:05 PM

that is really hot. sexcapade with the cop!

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by phonesex

tell her your not interested.

Ah, but what if I am?

xNetworx · 01-10-2006, 10:06 PM

Why the hell are you posting on GFY? Go hit that!

RRRED · 01-10-2006, 10:06 PM

I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!

Spunky · 01-10-2006, 10:08 PM

She's a plant looking for your cache of weapons

Juicy D. Links · 01-10-2006, 10:08 PM

Show her my pic and ask her if she wants me

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!

Her name is Nicole.

This must be a sign.

corvette · 01-10-2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!

step away from the computer man

WiredGuy · 01-10-2006, 10:11 PM

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

Pornwolf · 01-10-2006, 10:11 PM

I think you should stop lying.

Doc911 · 01-10-2006, 10:11 PM

Just tell her your gay, grab her some wine, and ask her to use one of those toys she found under your bed on you...

Lube it up and ram it home!!!

GigoloJustin · 01-10-2006, 10:12 PM

Aaron!! Hit me up on icq 207988536 .. I want to talk to you more about the stuff w/ Rikki Lace we were talking about at the amateurbash right before you passed out in Jason's bed =)

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Show her my pic and ask her if she wants me

Hey bro...Are you sure you want me to do that?

Cory W · 01-10-2006, 10:12 PM

Get out your camera.

RRRED · 01-10-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

Hence why you are still single? haha

Yeah what is it with girls named Nicole who are so unnoticed once they take off the clothes???

DAMN

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GigoloJustin

Aaron!! Hit me up on icq 207988536 .. I want to talk to you more about the stuff w/ Rikki Lace we were talking about at the amateurbash right before you passed out in Jason's bed =)

Hey now...Jason said he wanted to just cuddle. How was I to know he would ask me for more?

WiredGuy · 01-10-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Hence why you are still single? haha

ha. I just haven't found Ms. Right yet. Or rather convinced her

WG

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Hence why you are still single? haha

Yeah what is it with girls named Nicole who are so unnoticed once they take off the clothes???

DAMN

I intentionally do that out of respect for you, my love.

StuartD · 01-10-2006, 10:16 PM

I've seen her pic... she is definitely hit'able.

By the way, I heard a rumour that a popular fantasy amongst cops (particularly female ones) is to be done while bound by their own handcuffs.

So lock those hands of hers up to the bed posts and show her what a real 'in charge' officer can do.

Juicy D. Links · 01-10-2006, 10:19 PM

argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnn no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am crying now

Juicy D. Links · 01-10-2006, 10:20 PM

oh lord that brings back awful memories "Wtf was I thiking?"

Juicy D. Links · 01-10-2006, 10:20 PM

BTW my penis has grown 1/4 inch

Samuel_Lemke · 01-10-2006, 10:23 PM

Share her with us dude! fAst!

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

oh lord that brings back awful memories "Wtf was I thiking?"

"Hey man, this will be some funny shit used by other people to get a laugh at my expense for the next 10 years."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that about sums it up.

I'll pull the pics down bro.

Juicy D. Links · 01-10-2006, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

"Hey man, this will be some funny shit used by other people to get a laugh at my expense for the next 10 years."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that about sums it up.

I'll pull the pics down bro.

heheh cool cool man brought back memories which i didnt want to remember
man wtf was i thinking? loll

DaddyHalbucks · 01-10-2006, 10:27 PM

Put the cuffs on, take some pics of her, and post 'em here in this thread.

Then, go back upstairs, and insert your cock and bang the living $4!# outta her!

;)

TondaB · 01-10-2006, 10:30 PM

You had drinks? Alcohol? I didn't think you drank.

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TondaB

You had drinks? Alcohol? I didn't think you drank.

Had to in order to handle the fact that she was a cop.

Strange, eh?

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:32 PM

And I do drink. Just not as much as most.

pornguy · 01-10-2006, 10:34 PM

Lube your self up, and play slip and slide with her. Nothing sexual. just good oily fun!

Pete-KT · 01-10-2006, 10:35 PM

Is she hott enough to model? if so maybe a solo cop site;)

Persignup Dustin · 01-10-2006, 10:37 PM

Dude PLEASE tell me the broad isn't in your goddamn bed right now and you're dicking around on this website...

TondaB · 01-10-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

And I do drink. Just not as much as most.

You know this means that we are going to have to have a drink at the next show

AaronM · 01-10-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TondaB

You know this means that we are going to have to have a drink at the next show

I'll have some warm milk please.

MikeyFingaz · 01-10-2006, 10:43 PM

brother, i think that is a strange position to be in indeed... obviously, my course of action would vary from yours.

if you are really THAT interested, continue seeing her until you decide wheather or not she is someone you would be willing to have a relationship with... once you know the answer to that, you will know what to do.

Murderous · 01-10-2006, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheManifesto

Dude PLEASE tell me the broad isn't in your goddamn bed right now and you're dicking around on this website...

I know I would have been gone for at least 15 minutes after the first post, sent the bitch home and then returned to hear all the assholes replies

That is what I normally do anyway.

EdgeXXX · 01-10-2006, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!

selena · 01-10-2006, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

01-10-2006, 09:57 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	So I met this girl..... Turns out she's a cop. Now, I'm not so sure if this is a good or a bad thing....BUT.....As it so happens, we also went to school together and have not seen each other in about 15 years. So, as the night progressed we went to a club, had a few drinks, and now we are back at my place. She's laying in my bed, butt ass nekkid, and swimming in a sea of about 200 sex toys covered in 3 bottles worth of I.D. Glide Millenium Lube. She just asked me to run downstairs and grab a bottle of wine and some condoms. NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnn no !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am crying now

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