So I met this girl.....

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #1

    So I met this girl.....

    Turns out she's a cop. Now, I'm not so sure if this is a good or a bad thing....BUT.....As it so happens, we also went to school together and have not seen each other in about 15 years.

    So, as the night progressed we went to a club, had a few drinks, and now we are back at my place.

    She's laying in my bed, butt ass nekkid, and swimming in a sea of about 200 sex toys covered in 3 bottles worth of I.D. Glide Millenium Lube.

    She just asked me to run downstairs and grab a bottle of wine and some condoms.

    NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18644

    #2
    Wake up and change your boxers + put a towel over the wetspot on your bed ?
    I like turtles.

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    • DeanCapture
      Haters & Trolls SUCK!
      • Dec 2002
      • 9275

      #3
      Shoot her for a solo site - what else?
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      • BV
        wtf
        • Sep 2001
        • 10914

        #4
        show Us What She Looks Like!

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        • quiet
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
          • Sep 2001
          • 25115

          #5
          take her gun without her knowledge.
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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          • Doctor Dre
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            Take a pic ... if she looks good (prolly cauz she a cop), then fucking hit it wtf you thinking ?
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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46923

              #7
              Originally posted by quiet
              take her gun without her knowledge.

              I already own what she's packing. Fucking with her gun is not a cool option for me but I give you an "A" for creativity.

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              • sonofsam
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 18644

                #8
                Originally posted by AaronM
                I already own what she's packing.
                A penis?
                I like turtles.

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                • Murderous
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 3938

                  #9
                  Shoot her with her own gun, then call 911 and tell them she tried to rape you.

                  At least that is what a woman would do in your position.

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                  • phonesex
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 3437

                    #10
                    tell her your not interested.

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                    • blazi
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 4321

                      #11
                      make a film, surfers love chicks in uniforms!!

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                      • AaronM
                        GFY Royality ;)
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 46923

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                        Take a pic ... if she looks good (prolly cauz she a cop), then fucking hit it wtf you thinking ?

                        How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm a virgin?

                        Take a pic? Yeah, cool.....But she's a fucking cop, man. WTF are you thinking?

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                        • Bluewire Ross
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2169

                          #13
                          that is really hot. sexcapade with the cop!

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46923

                            #14
                            Originally posted by phonesex
                            tell her your not interested.

                            Ah, but what if I am?

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                            • xNetworx
                              So Fucking What
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 14445

                              #15
                              Why the hell are you posting on GFY? Go hit that!

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                              • RRRED
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 6754

                                #16
                                I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17
                                  She's a plant looking for your cache of weapons

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                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 122992

                                    #18
                                    Show her my pic and ask her if she wants me

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46923

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RRRED
                                      I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!

                                      Her name is Nicole.

                                      This must be a sign.

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                                      • corvette
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 7880

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RRRED
                                        I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!
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                                        • WiredGuy
                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 34512

                                          #21
                                          Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
                                          WG
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                                          • Pornwolf
                                            Drunk and Unruly
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 22712

                                            #22
                                            I think you should stop lying.
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                                            • Doc911
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 3695

                                              #23
                                              Just tell her your gay, grab her some wine, and ask her to use one of those toys she found under your bed on you...

                                              Lube it up and ram it home!!!


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                                              • GigoloJustin
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 2244

                                                #24
                                                Aaron!! Hit me up on icq 207988536 .. I want to talk to you more about the stuff w/ Rikki Lace we were talking about at the amateurbash right before you passed out in Jason's bed =)

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46923

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                  Show her my pic and ask her if she wants me

                                                  Hey bro...Are you sure you want me to do that?


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                                                  • Cory W
                                                    Deeply shallow
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 9133

                                                    #26
                                                    Get out your camera.
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                                                    • RRRED
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 6754

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                      Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
                                                      WG
                                                      Hence why you are still single? haha

                                                      Yeah what is it with girls named Nicole who are so unnoticed once they take off the clothes??? DAMN

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                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46923

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by GigoloJustin
                                                        Aaron!! Hit me up on icq 207988536 .. I want to talk to you more about the stuff w/ Rikki Lace we were talking about at the amateurbash right before you passed out in Jason's bed =)

                                                        Hey now...Jason said he wanted to just cuddle. How was I to know he would ask me for more?

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                                                        • WiredGuy
                                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 34512

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by RRRED
                                                          Hence why you are still single? haha
                                                          ha. I just haven't found Ms. Right yet. Or rather convinced her
                                                          WG
                                                          I play with Google.

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                                                          • AaronM
                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 46923

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by RRRED
                                                            Hence why you are still single? haha

                                                            Yeah what is it with girls named Nicole who are so unnoticed once they take off the clothes??? DAMN

                                                            I intentionally do that out of respect for you, my love.

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                                                            • StuartD
                                                              Sofa King Band
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 29903

                                                              #31
                                                              I've seen her pic... she is definitely hit'able.

                                                              By the way, I heard a rumour that a popular fantasy amongst cops (particularly female ones) is to be done while bound by their own handcuffs.

                                                              So lock those hands of hers up to the bed posts and show her what a real 'in charge' officer can do.
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                                                              • Juicy D. Links
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 122992

                                                                #32
                                                                argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnn no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                I am crying now

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                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992

                                                                  #33
                                                                  oh lord that brings back awful memories "Wtf was I thiking?"

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                                                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 122992

                                                                    #34
                                                                    BTW my penis has grown 1/4 inch

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                                                                    • Samuel_Lemke
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                      • 44

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Share her with us dude! fAst!
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                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 46923

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                        oh lord that brings back awful memories "Wtf was I thiking?"


                                                                        "Hey man, this will be some funny shit used by other people to get a laugh at my expense for the next 10 years."


                                                                        Yeah, I'm pretty sure that about sums it up.

                                                                        I'll pull the pics down bro.

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                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 122992

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          "Hey man, this will be some funny shit used by other people to get a laugh at my expense for the next 10 years."


                                                                          Yeah, I'm pretty sure that about sums it up.

                                                                          I'll pull the pics down bro.
                                                                          heheh cool cool man brought back memories which i didnt want to remember
                                                                          man wtf was i thinking? loll

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                                                                          • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                            A freakin' legend!
                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                            • 18975

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Put the cuffs on, take some pics of her, and post 'em here in this thread.

                                                                            Then, go back upstairs, and insert your cock and bang the living $4!# outta her!

                                                                            ;)
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                                                                            • TondaB
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 3162

                                                                              #39
                                                                              You had drinks? Alcohol? I didn't think you drank.
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                                                                              • AaronM
                                                                                GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 46923

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by TondaB
                                                                                You had drinks? Alcohol? I didn't think you drank.
                                                                                Had to in order to handle the fact that she was a cop.

                                                                                Strange, eh?

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                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 46923

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  And I do drink. Just not as much as most.

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                                                                                  • pornguy
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 62912

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Lube your self up, and play slip and slide with her. Nothing sexual. just good oily fun!
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                                                                                    • Pete-KT
                                                                                      Workin With The Devil
                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                      • 51532

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Is she hott enough to model? if so maybe a solo cop site;)

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                                                                                      • Persignup Dustin
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Dec 2005
                                                                                        • 871

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Dude PLEASE tell me the broad isn't in your goddamn bed right now and you're dicking around on this website...


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                                                                                        • TondaB
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                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 3162

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                          And I do drink. Just not as much as most.
                                                                                          You know this means that we are going to have to have a drink at the next show
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                                                                                          • AaronM
                                                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                            • 46923

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by TondaB
                                                                                            You know this means that we are going to have to have a drink at the next show

                                                                                            I'll have some warm milk please.

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                                                                                            • MikeyFingaz
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                              • 1569

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              brother, i think that is a strange position to be in indeed... obviously, my course of action would vary from yours.

                                                                                              if you are really THAT interested, continue seeing her until you decide wheather or not she is someone you would be willing to have a relationship with... once you know the answer to that, you will know what to do.

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                                                                                              • Murderous
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                                • 3938

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by TheManifesto
                                                                                                Dude PLEASE tell me the broad isn't in your goddamn bed right now and you're dicking around on this website...
                                                                                                I know I would have been gone for at least 15 minutes after the first post, sent the bitch home and then returned to hear all the assholes replies

                                                                                                That is what I normally do anyway.

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                                                                                                • EdgeXXX
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                                  • 5816

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                                                  I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!


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                                                                                                  • selena
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                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                                    Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
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