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AaronM

01-10-2006 10:32 PM

And I do drink. Just not as much as most.

pornguy

01-10-2006 10:34 PM

Lube your self up, and play slip and slide with her. Nothing sexual. just good oily fun!

Pete-KT

01-10-2006 10:35 PM

Is she hott enough to model? if so maybe a solo cop site;)

Persignup Dustin

01-10-2006 10:37 PM

Dude PLEASE tell me the broad isn't in your goddamn bed right now and you're dicking around on this website...

TondaB

01-10-2006 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

And I do drink. Just not as much as most.

You know this means that we are going to have to have a drink at the next show:)

AaronM

01-10-2006 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB

You know this means that we are going to have to have a drink at the next show:)

I'll have some warm milk please. :winkwink:

MikeyFingaz

01-10-2006 10:43 PM

brother, i think that is a strange position to be in indeed... obviously, my course of action would vary from yours.

if you are really THAT interested, continue seeing her until you decide wheather or not she is someone you would be willing to have a relationship with... once you know the answer to that, you will know what to do.

Murderous

01-10-2006 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheManifesto

Dude PLEASE tell me the broad isn't in your goddamn bed right now and you're dicking around on this website...

I know I would have been gone for at least 15 minutes after the first post, sent the bitch home and then returned to hear all the assholes replies :)

That is what I normally do anyway.

EdgeXXX

01-10-2006 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

I think the first thing you need to do is GET OFF THE FUCKING COMPUTER!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

selena

01-10-2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

boner 2.0

01-10-2006 10:48 PM

51........ :glugglug

get more lube!! :upsidedow

Spunky

01-10-2006 10:49 PM

I dated this cop once..didn't work out for very long..great in the sack but she hated the fact I smoked pot

Murderous

01-10-2006 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I dated this cop once..didn't work out for very long..great in the sack but she hated the fact I smoked pot

I knew a guy banging the dispatch lady for the city police and the cool shit was that she would dispatch to us before the actual cops when shit was about to go down with anyone from our circle of "friends" haha. No shit.

Donny

01-10-2006 10:54 PM

The only possible thing to do is to confess to her all the things you've done that are the least bit against the law, then tell her to handcuff you and take you to jail. Tell her your bed will be the jail, and that her name will then become bubba. And she can treat you like bubba would treat you.

baddog

01-10-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

AaronM

01-10-2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And people have the nerve to say that you are not funny. :1orglaugh

Donny

01-10-2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

Best answer all night...

quiet

01-10-2006 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

:1orglaugh

BrettJ

01-10-2006 10:56 PM

... call thespacebulldog over and shoot some video

AaronM

01-10-2006 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Get the condoms, call me on the speaker phone and I will talk you through it.

Now THIS is the answer of a true, dedicated friend.

I love you, baddog. Know that.

AaronM

01-10-2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrettJ

... call thespacebulldog over and shoot some video

TSB's in Vegas and I haven't been able to reach him for months. :(

Spankys Teens

01-10-2006 11:43 PM

Sorry but you're a numbnut for being at the computer whilst you could be bangin her brains out.

Samuel_Lemke

01-10-2006 11:49 PM

And tell us here how she tastes like...lol...i love to fuck cops...women cops! hehehehe

Clicky_Bucks

01-11-2006 12:01 AM

[AaronM]HAY GUYS, I MET A GIRL AND DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY HER 1000 DOLLARS TO BE NAKED WITH ME!!![/AaronM]

fitzmulti

01-11-2006 12:10 AM

GO FUCK HER - not be here on Go Fuck Yourself...

Doctor Dre

01-11-2006 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens

Sorry but you're a numbnut for being at the computer whilst you could be bangin her brains out.

http://lorry.org/baa/Sheep-pics/shrekshorn.jpg

kaktuz

01-11-2006 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Posting this on GFY was definitely the best solution.
WG

exectly my thought :)

RayBonga

01-11-2006 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Turns out she's a cop. Now, I'm not so sure if this is a good or a bad thing....BUT.....As it so happens, we also went to school together and have not seen each other in about 15 years.

So, as the night progressed we went to a club, had a few drinks, and now we are back at my place.

She's laying in my bed, butt ass nekkid, and swimming in a sea of about 200 sex toys covered in 3 bottles worth of I.D. Glide Millenium Lube.

She just asked me to run downstairs and grab a bottle of wine and some condoms.

NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?????

Send me the address, I'll go there and fuck her for you.

No problem, glad I can help.

Seriously, so what if she's a cop, you're afraid she'll arrest you if she doesn't like it?

RayBonga

01-11-2006 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

:1orglaugh

The sex toys will come in handy

HotChocolate

01-11-2006 01:32 AM

Have sex with her quick!!! A fat and ugly pig like you should take advantage of every chance he can get. :2 cents:

adultchica

01-11-2006 01:35 AM

Aaron M we aren't talking about your fleshlight with a doll policewoman suit on are we? :upsidedow

Doctor Dre

01-11-2006 01:37 AM

http://bunnyeggs.com/archives/humor/bigsheepface.jpg

RAM	01-11-2006 01:40 AM

Post some pictures come on....even if there not X Rated :thumbsup

Jerms

01-11-2006 04:17 AM

So what did you end up doing and how did it work out aaron?

Sarah_Jayne

01-11-2006 06:38 AM

be impresed she asked for condoms and enjoy yourself

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