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andrea · 04-09-2002, 06:57 AM

Hi everyone,

what is the best way to build up traffic for TGP site ?

Alky · 04-09-2002, 07:37 AM

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Trax · 04-09-2002, 07:40 AM

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DarkJedi · 04-09-2002, 07:43 AM

ROFL !

mule · 04-09-2002, 08:43 AM

Put Brittney Spears in your metatags

Jakke PNG · 04-09-2002, 08:44 AM

Use playboy bunnies on your site as much as you can and link them to CP or beast sites.

Pornwolf · 04-09-2002, 10:11 AM

Make sure your site features a few gallerys of some photoshopped pictures of The Pres. Having anal sex with various world leaders and celebrity chicks. Then Make a few banners out of those pics. Then put those banners on your TGP gallerys.

Soon you will have every government worker at your site. I'm sure some will even buy memberships just to investigate you.

During the short time you are in jail you can then sell a good amount of 404 traffic that your site will be getting thanks to the amount of mainstream press that would be archived because of the 'Pornographer Goes To Jail For Defiling The President' stories!

andrea · 04-09-2002, 10:17 AM

UnseenWorld · 04-09-2002, 10:38 AM

Obviously, no one will give you a serious reply, so I'll do that for you. Here is how the big boys do it:

Stuff $20K into an envelope and mail it off to Pat Robertson and then he'll have all of the listeners to The 500 Club pray for traffic to come to your site.

After all, the power of prayer has been able to divert tornados. If Pat can get God to kill people in Cuba instead of Florida, he obviously is the man to see!

Just ask Larry Flynt. That's how he does it.

The secret is out.

Pornwolf · 04-09-2002, 10:43 AM

LOL! Unseen, you are crazy! I was almost expecting a real answer

RedShoe · 04-09-2002, 10:52 AM

Andrea,
Get ICQ, (or send me your icq#)
And hit me up. I'll help you.

My icq is in my profile.

UnseenWorld · 04-09-2002, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Andrea,
Get ICQ, (or send me your icq#)
And hit me up. I'll help you.

My icq is in my profile.

Oh, fuck, you're not going to tell her the truth, are you?

RedShoe · 04-09-2002, 11:06 AM

someone helped you... didn't they?
You were new once, weren't you?

RedShoe · 04-09-2002, 11:13 AM

Actually isn't it in your best interest to help newbies? So you can sell them content?

I guess she'll look back and remember that unseenworld wouldn't help her. And sure I'll help and if she wants I could suggest a few sponsors, and perhaps she'll sign under me. Be nice to her, and she'll be nice to you. Help a newbie, and they'll help you.

I signed under people that have helped me, and they have profited from helping me, and now I'll do the same. And I'm sure they'll all remember how helpful unseenworld is.

proffitmaster · 04-09-2002, 11:15 AM

Start trading and make sure that your recip link is on all of the galleries you list (perferably right bettween theHun and worldsex).
Good Luck

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UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Obviously, no one will give you a serious reply, so I'll do that for you. Here is how the big boys do it: Stuff $20K into an envelope and mail it off to Pat Robertson and then he'll have all of the listeners to The 500 Club pray for traffic to come to your site. After all, the power of prayer has been able to divert tornados. If Pat can get God to kill people in Cuba instead of Florida, he obviously is the man to see! Just ask Larry Flynt. That's how he does it. The secret is out. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Actually isn't it in your best interest to help newbies? So you can sell them content? I guess she'll look back and remember that unseenworld wouldn't help her. And sure I'll help and if she wants I could suggest a few sponsors, and perhaps she'll sign under me. Be nice to her, and she'll be nice to you. Help a newbie, and they'll help you. I signed under people that have helped me, and they have profited from helping me, and now I'll do the same. And I'm sure they'll all remember how helpful unseenworld is. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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