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Design Contest - Get your art printed in Xbiz full page.
OK guys, I am up against a deadline. I need new artwork for XBiz by the morning. My old designer is very ill and can't do any work again.....
What I am looking for is a full page full bleed ad for Xbiz Magazine. Lets see how creative you can be.... Basic information, but please be creative.... "Hosting, Dedicated Servers, Co-Location" I want a think saying "We now offer VOIP business and residential services too!" like something that will stand out and say that.... Telephone number: 858-560-2760 or Toll Free: 866-682-9275 Web site address: http://www.splitinfinity.com Something colorful and exciting and classy.... Our colors are lime green and black and white... take a look at our web site for the scheme..... Im open to new ideas.... You can grab an eps of our logo here: http://www.splitinfinity.com/artwork/ I will allow the winner to put their "This ad designed by yourname here and phone number" incorporated into the ad. I will also use the winner to do an entire paid ad campaign. Please submit your work to: [email protected] And by all means, post a nice size jpg of it here for the crowd. This thread alone will get ya business, so lets see how you can do. |
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Specs for your full page ad can be found here:
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You gonna design something? :-)
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stand did you even read the thread or just post your url???
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Whats the prize?
Not being a dick but a prize to have a design ad in a trade mag? That is really kinda a weird proposition... Wheres da Monay? Unless The winner gets to have his design company on the ad? Nah thats still not it. I dont get it.
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Ahh well good luck to da winners.
SplitInfinity got me busy enough anyways ![]()
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What kind of time deadline are we looking at here? I know you said you need it by morning, but we've already shut down the studio and I'm about to head home for the night. I can probably do something first thing in the morning but it depends on what time you need it by.
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DUH???
![]() OK.. Chris can't be bothering his ass doing his ads for recognition at the next Xbiz awards, so can someone do it for him - for nothing?? ![]()
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I doubt you will get anything good for that price... but good luck to you ;)
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LOL
They said to me that the deadline is tomorrow morning..... thats all I know... I assume if we get it by 11am PST it will be ok.... But the sooner the better.... |
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Webby - I already said the person I choose will get a fully paid contract.
This is a last minute thing and an opprotunity for designers to showcase their work. Hey Webby.... you read and talk like an addict.... get out of my threads little man. ![]() |
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Well, that depends on the designers rates.....
If they are fair market value and meet that of their work, then all is good. :-) |
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![]() That was one of these little details you missed - about the "fully paid contract". Although you did promise something about using the winner for an ad campaign. I'm impressed! ![]() ![]()
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The winner will get my contract.... Im just saying dont rape me on the price is all. :-)
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This is just tooooooooo much!!
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"So let me see if I get this right, you want an ad designed FOR FREE, then you want to hire the designer to do a full ad campaign for you ONLY IF THEY DO IT FOR THE PRICE YOU WANT?
Man, put down the pipe..." So you are a designer right? And you want work, right? Well we have a huge project and we want people to show us their shit.... that simple. Lets see how you rate DamageX, up for the challenge? :-) Seriously now... I have over 6 months worth of design work backlogged and I want someone GOOD at PRINT and WEB BOTH! So fine.... do the ad if I like the damn thing, ill pay for it. If not, then you suck and well.... I wont use it. Simple as that. :-) I just want to stop beating around the bush with designers... I have dealt with soooo many and I have to tell you, if you are good, then great.... But my experience has been negative with lots of GFY designers... except Alien of course. |
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494 posts and you think you understand the boards eh? :-)
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It would serve well to do this really.
Getting a print ad design in a trade mag is no biggie but has some indirect measure for promotion in spots not economical to buy into. But I know Split guys have alot of work backed up for design. I am locked on a project with em already. I might be done in another week to take more ![]() Hell just contact em and get you're portfolio over to see and if ya do not like the terms of this move on. For some designers its a good start to get yer work seen out there ![]() I am not a fan of the trade mags most of ya know this but the exposure is always nice or useful from time to time.
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"I doubt you will get anything if you can´t pay for it!!"
Who said I cant pay for it n00b. Read my comment above "Seriously now... I have over 6 months worth of design work backlogged and I want someone GOOD at PRINT and WEB BOTH! So fine.... do the ad if I like the damn thing, ill pay for it. If not, then you suck and well.... I wont use it. Simple as that. :-) I just want to stop beating around the bush with designers... I have dealt with soooo many and I have to tell you, if you are good, then great.... But my experience has been negative with lots of GFY designers... except Alien of course. " |
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Failure is NOT an option!" Ok, Im down... lets talk quotes.... However I do wanna see samples of your work, if ya dont mind. ![]() Ill throw ya a project... I have lots of them. Anyone else down? |
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"If that's the case it makes you wonder why the hell you are trying to get any designer to start work in the middle of the night and work for nothing, but in the hope you may just provide a "paid contract" of unknown value and terms.
Sheesh.. nothing changes eh?" Thought someone would find it fun, and I have a deadline to meet.... And yes, things change.... for example.... your loser status keeps growing daily Webby. :-) Back at cha hater. |
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Webby, I have no idea why you hate so much.... I will let you continue to do so, you amuse me. So therefore its like you have entertainment value. Im done responding to you. I won't acknoweledge your asanine remarks any further.
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http://www.sexcreator.biz/free_design.htm Kinda weird to have a free offer for design then wonder why ya wouldnt take a stab at this ![]() Good luck bud, hit me up anytime if ya like as well. Believe it or not I like to help fellow designers or at least keep in touch with em.
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SplitInfinity this thread defenatly doesn't help you biz wise, you look like a total idiot.
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![]() I don't hate ya! I just kinda despise the attitude you initiated this thread in the hope that some poor sod would get to work for you for nothing in the hope of getting some claimed "credit" of producing artwork and the vague promise of a "paid contract". It might be an idea to get a clue on copy dates and pay a designer to produce a decent job without all the "promises", "design contests" and bullshit. And... good luck on getting your artwork finished on time! ![]()
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Webby, you always post negative towards me, no matter what.
:-) So truce or no? Anyways, I need this art done... I thought a contest would get someone amped up to do it, but looks like not.... Anyone serious out there wanna make some quick cash then? Hit me up in ICQ or AIM.... |
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:-)
I have Joel trying to come up with something, hes a pretty good designer... Maybe a bit rusty because I keep him busy as a tech, but we will see. |
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DamageX - "Otherwise, sorry, I have pretty much all my staff tied up for at least a week and I won't drag anyone out of bed for challenges."
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When designer threads turn ugly... on the next Jerry Springer..
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Alright, I'll have a few designs for you within the next hour or 2....
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I'll give it a shot.
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