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Hue G. Pness · 01-09-2006, 07:43 PM

Seems an old guy tried to get rid of a mouse by tossing it on a fire and then got owned. Sort of sad really but still an odd turn of events:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/08/mou....ap/index.html

FORT SUMNER, New Mexico (AP) -- A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.

Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.

"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran to just beneath a window, and the flames spread up from there and throughout the house.

No one was hurt inside, but the home and everything in it was destroyed.

Unseasonably dry and windy conditions have charred more than 53,000 acres and destroyed 10 homes in southeastern New Mexico in recent weeks.

"I've seen numerous house fires," village Fire Department Capt. Jim Lyssy said, "but nothing as unique as this one."

Spunky · 01-09-2006, 07:43 PM

That will teach that old coot

wedouglas · 01-09-2006, 07:48 PM

Got what he deserved.

EdgeXXX · 01-09-2006, 07:51 PM

fetishblog · 01-09-2006, 07:52 PM

That's fucking hilarious.

JoeMeca · 01-09-2006, 07:55 PM

you have to much time on yur hands

Hue G. Pness · 01-09-2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeMeca

you have to much time on yur hands

How do I have too much time on my hands by posting a news article? Too much time because I read the news on several news sites?

flashfire · 01-09-2006, 08:14 PM

someone posted this yesterday but said it was a moose...type-o I guess

reed_4 · 01-09-2006, 08:16 PM

He should have killed the mouse first before throwing it on fire.

Antonio · 01-09-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashfire

someone posted this yesterday but said it was a moose...type-o I guess

haha
I want to see a 81 year old dude throwing a moose in the fire...

sickkittens · 01-09-2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

haha
I want to see a 81 year old dude throwing a moose in the fire...

MandyBlake · 01-09-2006, 09:13 PM

that's kinda funny.

Noir · 01-09-2006, 09:14 PM

insurance fraud!

one day when im old, i hope to pull something this clever off. ;)

tristan_D · 01-10-2006, 02:13 AM

never underestimate the mouse

AceWare · 01-10-2006, 05:57 AM

That would have been great to get on video.

Ogix · 01-10-2006, 06:05 AM

funny and thats all

Napolean · 01-10-2006, 07:51 AM

even the mice have declared jihad on us americans

01-09-2006, 07:43 PM	#1
Hue G. Pness Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Variable Posts: 1,237	Owned by a mouse Seems an old guy tried to get rid of a mouse by tossing it on a fire and then got owned. Sort of sad really but still an odd turn of events: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/08/mou....ap/index.html FORT SUMNER, New Mexico (AP) -- A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire. Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it. "I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mares said from a motel room Saturday. Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran to just beneath a window, and the flames spread up from there and throughout the house. No one was hurt inside, but the home and everything in it was destroyed. Unseasonably dry and windy conditions have charred more than 53,000 acres and destroyed 10 homes in southeastern New Mexico in recent weeks. "I've seen numerous house fires," village Fire Department Capt. Jim Lyssy said, "but nothing as unique as this one." __________________ GFY Voice of Reason

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