"The sad part of life is that everyone's going to die. The wonderful part is learning to live until you do." From an old AA sponsor of mine.

when you getting married the family says to jscott, jscott says back "i'm getting married the day before i die" :thumbsup

Marriage
 

They say a man who doesn't get married only lives once...
But a man who gets married doesn't live at all.

"if you work, you don't have time to make money"
a very successfull business man i know...

i really like those last 2 :thumbsup

"whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right." Henry Ford

"I will kick you in the ass so hard, your nose will bleed" Red Forman

The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players.
-Don Coryell, ex-San Diego Chargers Coach

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
-Coach Darrel Royal

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
-John Wooden

It?s a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don?t quit when you?re tired you quit when the gorilla is tired.
-Robert Strauss

When you?re are playing for the national championship, it?s not a matter of life or death. Its more important than that.
-Duffy Daugherty

If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
-Author unknown

Even if you are on the right track, you?ll get run over if you just sit there.
-Will Rogers

50 favourite quotes

mine is

"i want what every man wants.. i just want it more"

"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an
enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC


When the Marines were cut off behind enemy lines and the Army had written
the 1st Marine Division off as being lost because they were surrounded by 22
enemy divisions. The Marines made it out inflicting the highest casualty
ratio on an enemy in history and destroying 7 entire enemy divisions in the
process. An enemy division is 16500+ men while a Marine division is 12500 men.

"They are a damn site better than the U.S. Army, at least we know that they
will be there in the morning."
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller
when a journalist asked him about being surrounded by 22. enemy divisions

damn! thats amazing!

Success
 

Success is just a matter of luck.
Ask any failure.

"It is better to have lived one day as a tiger than a thousand years as a sheep" - Tibetan Proverb

"You guys make how much? You aint as dumb as you look!" - Muhammed Ali when talking to the Beatles :1orglaugh

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Reminds me of the quote from Mel in We were soldiers - " I ll be the first to set foot off the chopper and the last man off the battlefield..."

Chesty Puller is my personal hero, 22 citations for valor I think, as well as Henry Ford: 'whether you think you can, or think you can't . . you're probably right.' very similar approach to life in these 2 men . . .

And Thomas Edison when asked about finding the filament for the light bulb . . 'We aren't wasting time, now we know 10,000 things that don't work'

then there's George Patten 'a good decision applied violently now, is better than a perfect decision applied later'

1) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"

2) "You can slide further on Bullshit than you can on Gravel"

No idea who said these :winkwink:

I have a few good ones.

" Only the dead have seen the end of war! " Socrates.

" In god we trust, All others pay cash! " Me!

" Bark at the moon bitch! " a frined with some girl that he just met. Bent her over on the bach, and then yelled this out!

"Gore wins Florida."

I love this one :thumbsup

My favorite quote

If life's a bitch, be its PIMP :pimp

thats a nice one

Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear....

i live by that one

and..


"I would never join a club that would have me as a member" Groucho Marx

Being right Freddy doesnt make you bullet proof.

You cant send ducks to eagle school Jim Rohn

"You have two ears and only one mouth, so you should listen twice as much as you speak".

Thanks,

here's another one I like:

Things do come to those who wait, but it's things left behind by those who hustle.
Abraham Lincoln

A couple more:

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

Make the net safe? You do know what horses are, right? You know what they did to make horses safe to ride? They castrated them.
Anon Usenet Posting

:1orglaugh

"The CDC is a bureaucratic, confused joke" -- anon.

people who have money, don't have time

people who have time, don't have money

The things you own end up owning you. - Tyler Durden

"Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its
immense benefits to the one who forgives."

go hard or go home

:1orglaugh

Going to use that from now on whever somebody tells me that "Life's a bitch"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"congrats to all winners" - je_rome

This is good.