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Some fagtard used his car to push mine
the fucker used his car to push my car coz he wanted me to move so that he fit his spot
what the fuck should i do to this fagtard? he drives a piece of shit van.
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go back with a bat and smash out all his windows?
btw... you're asking the wrong place... people here are too mature... they will suggest "you should drink some tea... calm down... and then call the police" fuck that... go rambo and chuck norris on his ass ![]()
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What kind of car?
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![]() and last but not least.. go praying mantis on his ass ![]()
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the fucker tells me theres nothing wrong when he looked at my car.
what a fucken douchbag, im gonna pee on his car.
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whats the shit u put on the windshield so that u cant see shit?
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btw.. peeing on his car will do a whole lot of NOTHING..
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lollllllllllllllllllllllll
I guess there is paint missing from your bumper right ? |
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Go postal.
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dude... i'm telling you... go rambo and or chuck norris on his ass!
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set his car on fire
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What kind of car are we talking about? (your car)
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his is a 1990 or earlier gmc van
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Slash his tires and pour a bag of sugar in his gas tank..and if all else fails.. extreme violence may be necessary
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throw a chlorine tablet in his gas tank
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Sometimes you have to think like the Mafia...
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If you don't want too much attention just grab a knife and put 4 holes in his 4 tires ... on the side not too far from the rim, he'll have to change them.
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set his car on fire
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Get some real nasty animal pheromone (the shit hunters use to scent bait) and apply liberally to the air vent intakes at night.
You can generally find the stuff at most outdoors sporting goods stores. He'll think somethin' crawled up under his engine block and died. |
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you could always throw pee on the exhaust
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Does Bologna on the paint really work??
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Why not call the cops in stead? If that doesn't help, hire a hooker, let her hook up, make some pics, and blackmail the dude(if he is having a wife of course)
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Ask him to please not ever do that again, have some tea and relax.
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Give that fucktard what he deserves.
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i'd be very pissed if someone did that to my car. especially if it was in park when he was doing it. could fuck shit up. smoke his ass fool!
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Use your car to push his van into incoming traffic
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This is why you keep a box of screws in you car. Apply 2 per tire, (1 foreward and 1 backward). Wedge them at a 45 degree angle.
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i love doing that ... i like to do it at stopsigns when people wont go when its their turn.. I will nudge them into the intersection a tad until they get the point
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one word ... "canada" ![]() i only take taxi's in d.c.
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I wished people would stop at intersections with a stop sign. It would make shit a lot safer. I also wish some idiot would "Nudge" my car. I would make shit a lot more dangerous for anyone involved.
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you just let him get away with it?
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sand in the gas tank
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if you put anything in his gas tank be sure to remove the fuel filter
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Remind me to never piss off any of you guys...
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go fucking slash all of his tires and smash ALL of his windows in. that will be a good $1k+ repair cost by itself.
next, use a bat to create about 5 dents on each side of his car(front, rear, left/right sides) thats a good 3k+ in repair costs. then, throw as much random food items you can into his car thru his newly shattered out windows(ie. eggs, carrots, mayonaise, mustard, ketchup) problem solved ;]
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