Holy Crap, Check out Kim Jong Il's Bodyguards (Vid) - GoFuckYourself.com

erehwon · 01-06-2006, 12:34 PM

https://youtube.com/watch.php?v=0NokwLVGJUg

The clip is real, it is taken from a real 2003 BBC Documentary called
The Real Dr. Evil.

Whether the footage really depicts Kim's bodyguards, I have my doubts.
Given Kim Jong Il's... um... love of cinema, it might just be a clip from a
North Korean propaganda movie.

Interesting and creepy at the same time.

xNetworx · 01-06-2006, 12:36 PM

His bodyguard is on the right in my sig

gangbangjoe · 01-06-2006, 12:38 PM

lol most of the "footage" looks like cut out of chakie chan movies or takeshis castle

eroswebmaster · 01-06-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

lol most of the "footage" looks like cut out of chakie chan movies or takeshis castle

LOL yeah I was thinking the same thing

gangbangjoe · 01-06-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

LOL yeah I was thinking the same thing

especially the part when they lift up this stones with their teeth and they smash it with a hammer

NoWhErE · 01-06-2006, 12:45 PM

Those are clips from old Kung-Fu movies, I used to watch shit like that as a kid

pornguy · 01-06-2006, 01:27 PM

I agree about them being from old movies. Now the part from the shooting range looks like it could be real.

gangbangjoe · 01-06-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I agree about them being from old movies. Now the part from the shooting range looks like it could be real.

but what kind of stupid training would that be

shooting two times, making a backflip down of a wall and then roll on the floor shooting (ok i know that they do that rolling crap in normal bodyguardschools aswell)

sickkittens · 01-06-2006, 01:31 PM

Gotta love the way Kim Jong Il shoots.

Tanker · 01-06-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

but what kind of stupid training would that be

shooting two times, making a backflip down of a wall and then roll on the floor shooting (ok i know that they do that rolling crap in normal bodyguardschools aswell)

I dont know about the back flip but eight targets a minute through the heart is tough

I was a Expert Marksman with the pistol and a rifle 7 years in a row in the Marines and Army.

that part sounds tough I would like to see more of thier shooting practice.

Matt 26z · 01-06-2006, 01:39 PM

This guy should be his bodyguard.

https://youtube.com/w/tricks-and-...martial%20arts

gangbangjoe · 01-06-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

This guy should be his bodyguard.

https://youtube.com/w/tricks-and-...martial%20arts

seen a vid about a much better guy lately

stickyfingerz · 01-06-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

This guy should be his bodyguard.

https://youtube.com/w/tricks-and-...martial%20arts

Is that video half joke half serious? Most of it was rather unimpressive.

galleryseek · 01-06-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

This guy should be his bodyguard.

https://youtube.com/w/tricks-and-...martial%20arts

what? some fucking panzy who likes jumping around?

galleryseek · 01-06-2006, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

His bodyguard is on the right in my sig

where can i see more vids like that? and who is that on the left, i forget the name

Matt 26z · 01-06-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Is that video half joke half serious? Most of it was rather unimpressive.

The video is a joke, but the guy in it seems very serious.

davethetruth · 01-06-2006, 02:03 PM

The part where they spear a guy with a spade tip shovel in the stomach would kill someone.

broke · 01-06-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth

The part where they spear a guy with a spade tip shovel in the stomach would kill someone.

Make for good propogana, though. Doesn't it?

PostWhore · 01-06-2006, 02:28 PM

ordinary crap for russian army

Wiggles · 01-06-2006, 03:43 PM

you can never tell what is real and whats fake from there.

Vitasoy · 01-06-2006, 08:07 PM

Pretty cool clip noneless.

LiveDose · 01-06-2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erehwon

https://youtube.com/watch.php?v=0NokwLVGJUg
Given Kim Jong Il's... um... love of cinema, it might just be a clip from a
North Korean propaganda movie.

Interesting and creepy at the same time.

He was very good in Team America, I must say.

"ronery I'm so ronery..."

xclusive · 01-06-2006, 08:18 PM

Chuck norris would kick all their ass's

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