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Okay, so police checked me today AGAIN. Pulled over
Already 3rd time in 2 months, that I am being pulled over, and have to show that I am the owner of my car, that I have a driver license, and that I did not drink(have to blow, and they analyse that on the fly)
Good that they check it tho... Andre
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Those Dutch cops are like the fucking Gastapo. Down with Dutch policemen and their wooden muther fucking shooz!!!
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Did you get in trouble?? and now they are watching you?
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Cuz they thought you had a gun in your pocket
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I love to racism, bro!
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get a haircut, hippy
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I love to racism, bro!
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you're actually on their "probation" list
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Are you a member of a visible minority? (or in the case of Amsterdam, majority)
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what kind of car you driving around?
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random checking...
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I avoid the cops here like the plague. Every time they stop you they try to get 20$
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Lol, they don't do that here...You live in prague by any change? We had to pay 20's like daily over there when we were driving with our car ENGRISH, I know ![]()
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yup thats a nice ride
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And U.S. cops aren't?
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A new T.V. series will air in the U.S. entitled Injustice - the theme is people falsely imprisoned for long periods of time who were wrongly accused, found guilty and then neatly locked away from the rest of society. Shame! While often it is a result of eye-witness testimony that is based of upon mistaken viewpoints whether of identity or occurrence, most of it is a result of dirty cops and district/states attorney's lying on people just to close a case or so that they can justify costs of taking someone to court. In my city, county, state - once you are arrested, you must prove your innocence. Guilt is inevitable - just so that someone can pay for the costs and normally that someone is the convicted person. Forget about truth, it pales in significance to justification of costs expended to pretend we are safe in our society. How can you be safe when crime is not prevented, but retaliated against? Kind of a fallacy (falsehood) of sorts. Sheer Gestapoisim in my opinion. Shame though that cops anywhere, would have the discretion to make a stop under any circumstance, when there is no belief that a crime is being committed or that one has occured. In this country we call it ferretting out crime - in otherwords, creating a crime where there is none. Would cops or justice ever be right? I hope so, someday. But I don't think it will be anytime soon, unfortunately. Nick P.S. Pornguy, I try to avoid them too, but in my case, it's because of temperment, they have egos here that go way beyond a $20 bill. Being choked for nothing or having been hit by a lead lined glove has a tendency to feel like a snakebite.
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you must look very suspicious!
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That's what you get for driving a Honda.
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I didn't know the Dutch had laws after that Aruba stuff. Oh well.
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Haha you are so stupid...Oh well, can't blame a redneck dude. Andre
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next time you can ask cops why you've checked so offen
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Cops here aren't bad, but then I am older now don't get pulled over as often.
When I was in my 20's I got stopped for a what they call a spot check, licence registration etc all the time. Got pulled over 5 nights i row one week by the same 2 cops. They always seem to have the same reason for the stop, "why did you pull me over officer?" Cop may say "well your vehicle matches a discription of a vehicle used in a robbery" or " Cop say "that wasn't you I saw puffin on that joint back at the last light?" |
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gangstah look?
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ooohh, you're a cutie justsexxx!
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Last month I was in Andorra and was driving through France on my way back, first I got stopped by the customs police and they checked what I had, I bought a tomtom and a digital camera in andorra and received a fine + vat bill on a total of ?250 or so. Got a little pissed but continued only to be stopped 20 minutes later where I received a speeding ticket, offcourse I hate france now ![]() 2 days ago I was in Belgium and when I was driving back I could see just at the point where I crossed the border to germany a customs police van started driving after me, so I just gave my car full gas (no speed limit in germany) and I could see them dissapear in the rear mirror as well (no sirene was on so I was not obligated to stop), after 15-20 minutes I reached a reduced speed zone because of road work, after that passed I whent back to the fast lane and more or less at the same time the customs car pulled out to the fast lane as well and instantly turned on the sirene. They pulled me into some silent road and starting to check EVERYTHING on my car, they even took apart the gasolin pump to take samples of my fuel, took them around 1½-2 hours to go through my car, during that time I was only allowed to stand in front of my car watching the 100s of cars passing by where people was almost falling out the window to have a look at what is going on. After they checked everything they said I could now continue and to have a good trip yada yada bullshit comments. Just before the danish border there is a bunch of shops where you can buy all kind of tax free shit so I stopped and did some shopping, just some cola and juice (filled up a stationcar) Then when I saw the danish border I thought GOOD now this is over and I'm soon home. Then I get stopped in the customs AGAIN, I got so pissed that when they asked what I had in my car I told them to look them self but they had to take all that shit out THEM SELF and PUT IT BACK again (I had been driving for 16-20 hours in total within 2 days so was a little tired) He got really pissed at me for saying that and asked again, I just told him "that it was open" so he could look. He let me continue after lecturing me a little about the laws in Denmark and telling me who should do what and when if you get pulled over. Next week I'm going to Andorra by car again and thinking about buying some drug equitment to put in the car hanging in the rear mirror or something and hope to be stopped again, then I'll drive a rental and once they disambled the entire car I'll call the car rental company and ask them to send me a replacement car ![]() ![]()
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Never watch that show. You have a picture of that dude?(also noone else watch it in The Neterlands, since it's the first time I hear this ![]() Andre
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turn down the stereo fool.
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Jeez, now that is a BAD story...Why again andorra btw? Like it so much there?
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Hey smartass :-) Thanks for the comment, although it was not playing loud.
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