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01-04-2006, 11:41 AM
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You are the guy buying her expensive drinks all night
And i'm the one taking her home
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01-04-2006, 11:42 AM
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I'm the guy jerking off in the corner.
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01-04-2006, 11:43 AM
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01-04-2006, 11:43 AM
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01-04-2006, 11:44 AM
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2 years ago i was shooting this model outside in the park...i noticed this guy behind a little stone wall, he was wanking off haha. Wtf. During the daytime in a public place. |
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01-04-2006, 11:45 AM
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Ok, that was funny hahah. |
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01-04-2006, 11:46 AM
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01-04-2006, 11:47 AM
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01-04-2006, 11:53 AM
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Yesterday was another great example. This bar i go to often...there are 3 guys, they hang together and they only go out there to hit on chicks. Totally fucking annoying ugly fuckers pretending they are Brad Pitt. They have the to most of you well known tactic: Hit on so many girls as possible and one will be drunk enough to think she likes you. Anyway....there were these 2 girls and those guys we're all over them. Buying them drinks, making jokes, talking the talk blah blah. It made me sick just looking at it. When the lights went on (4 in the morning) i went outside. One of the 2 girls walked up to me and told me to wait. 3 mins later she dumped the guys and went back to my place with her gf and my buddy.
And those guys hate me for it. They know who i am. They know i dont hit on chicks and they also know that i leave that place with more chicks than they do. I don't care about it. I don't need to brag about it. I don't go out just to get laid but i can never get enough of the way look when yet another chick leaves with me and not them. I love it. |
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01-04-2006, 11:54 AM
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01-04-2006, 01:07 PM
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i NEVER buy a girl a drink in the bar. simply because a lot of girls are cheap whores and try to get chumps to buy them drinks. i'll only buy a girl a drink if shes a friend, someone i know, or a girl im on a date with.
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01-04-2006, 01:10 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:16 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:17 PM
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you guys are fucking shot
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01-04-2006, 01:18 PM
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nightly occurence for me.
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01-04-2006, 01:24 PM
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I'm not bragging. I'm just telling what happened. |
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01-04-2006, 01:26 PM
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Oh God, failure sales rep trying to get some "ownage" going on. Like usual leeching off other peoples lame jokes. Keep trying dude. Got a new sales rep job already? Maybe some 18 yr old kid could use a loser like you for from grunt work. |
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01-04-2006, 01:29 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:30 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:31 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:35 PM
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its simply humorous watching you bash your keyboard excitedly...see you in Vegas,I will be looking for you
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01-04-2006, 01:37 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:39 PM
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the good news is you can run away easily the bad news is, he could pay someone to chase you down & hold ya |
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01-04-2006, 01:40 PM
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Oh here he goes again. How about a little anger treatment you ghetto fuck. TDF the gangsta. You listen too much to that retarded hip hop shit. I cant blame you. You are the target audience. Poor, no education and slightly retarded. |
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01-04-2006, 01:41 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:43 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:45 PM
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I think your health is in worse shape than mines
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01-04-2006, 01:47 PM
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 Yo yo i'm gansta yo imma bust a cap in yo ass yo knowwhaimsaying yo imma go gangsta on you in vegas yo knowhaimsaying cuz you called me ugly yo on the interwebs yo knowhaimsaying! |
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01-04-2006, 01:49 PM
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taxi driver woooohhahahahaha
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01-04-2006, 01:51 PM
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i am buy one girl expensive drink all night all year and i am sure i will take her home.
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01-04-2006, 01:51 PM
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God, that joke ruined my whole topic haha. Then again i agree its really funny |
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01-04-2006, 01:57 PM
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01-04-2006, 01:57 PM
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God damn, Franck... one day someone IS going to rearrange that cute face of yours ;)
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01-04-2006, 01:58 PM
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01-04-2006, 02:02 PM
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01-04-2006, 02:15 PM
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I never cozy up to creepy guys just so I can get them to buy my drinks. My time is far too valuable for me to waste it in the company of some loser who just wants to get me drunk so he can get into my pants.
Besides, how much do drinks cost anyways? I can't belive how many women mortgage their looks for a couple bucks worth of booze! I buy my OWN drinks and I go home with people I ACTUALLY want to fuck. Bitches who play that bullshit money game are looking for trouble! |
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01-04-2006, 02:15 PM
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I never cozy up to creepy guys just so I can get them to buy my drinks. My time is far too valuable for me to waste it in the company of some loser who just wants to get me drunk so he can get into my pants.
Besides, how much do drinks cost anyways? I can't believe how many women mortgage their looks for a couple bucks worth of booze! I buy my OWN drinks and I go home with people I ACTUALLY want to fuck. Bitches who play that bullshit money game are looking for trouble! |
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01-04-2006, 02:33 PM
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did i call you a fatass or something else to warrant a remark on my health? |
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01-04-2006, 02:45 PM
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I'm the one WITH a girlfriend, and don't have to buy her drinks!
But I do have to buy rings and other jewellry!
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01-04-2006, 04:49 PM
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01-04-2006, 05:36 PM
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01-04-2006, 05:44 PM
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I am the one that slips a roofie in YOUR drink, and bang your tight hairy ass behind a dumpster.
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01-04-2006, 07:04 PM
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Wtf are you talking about? |
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01-04-2006, 07:06 PM
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01-04-2006, 07:09 PM
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Sorry Franck, but that taxi line got me.
I am still laughing. Ya nowhatimsayin? Mines Yo!
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oh my....how about me? any ladies to take me home?
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