IM SUING FLESHLIGHT (drama) - GoFuckYourself.com

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:01 AM

This wont end here... I want all my medical bills paid for. Fleshlight will pay for this one buddy!!

So fedex truck comes early this morning a day early. I was one of the ones that won in the Ramos thread last week. As luck may have it wife was out with the kids this morning. So I tear open the packaging and check it out. The first thing I notice is it is smell free. Not like the cheap pussy toys you see in adult stores. So I feel the insert. It really does feel just like a pussy once its warm. Enough of the insert sticks out of the top of the fleshlight like a nice flesh pillow. It will keep your pelvis from hitting the case.

I got the Mocha colored standard pussy insert. I put the insert in some nice hot water in the sink and got it all rinsed off and warmed up. I applied the lube and and penetrated it for the first time. I must say this thing is unbelievable realistic. After you start to build up some air pressure the thing feels like a combo mouth and pussy. Like its sucking you off as you thrust. I lasted about 6 or 7 minutes which to me is very quick. After I got all finished up I washed everything and sealed it all up.

Now here is why im suing. I was so weak in the knees I nearly tumbled down the stairs and hurt my ankle. I think I have a good case here. Any lawyers want to represent me?

All kidding aside thanks for the great contest Prize Ramos and Juicy. That is a great product there and will continue to do my best to sell as many for you as I can!!

sfera · 01-05-2006, 10:03 AM

lol i bet u wil get lots of pageviews

jacked · 01-05-2006, 10:03 AM

the Fleshlight is an awesome product

FlogTheLog · 01-05-2006, 10:04 AM

i cant wait till my fleshlight gets here

CaptainHowdy · 01-05-2006, 10:04 AM

Lolazooooooo!! Mod Viewsss!!

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by sfera

lol i bet u wil get lots of pageviews

Least I could do for getting such a great prize from Ramos and Juicy!

eroswebmaster · 01-05-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

I lasted about 6 or 7 minutes which to me is very quick.

This is where the story started to fall apart.

Doctor Dre · 01-05-2006, 10:06 AM

HAHAHHAHAHA great thread. I thought you were serious for 2 secs

xtc-studios · 01-05-2006, 10:07 AM

nice story

and congrats on your new fleshlight

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

This is where the story started to fall apart.

Im one of those guys that sometimes I cant cum at all. Think Ive worn the poor thing out over the years.

If you look back through other peoples reviews many are lucky to make it to 5 mins. lol

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

HAHAHHAHAHA great thread. I thought you were serious for 2 secs

Sure at first read many imagine me leaving in the pvc insert... mine didnt have one to worry about though.

Violetta · 01-05-2006, 10:16 AM

lol... nice story!

pornguy · 01-05-2006, 10:21 AM

For some reason I just dont believe that they work that well.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

For some reason I just dont believe that they work that well.

I had my doubts too. Trying is believing though.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:27 AM

Juicy and Ramos are probably busy in Vegas so....

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Quagmire · 01-05-2006, 10:29 AM

Yanking on your dick for 7 minutes to get off? I'd lose interest and start reading a book by then. Jacking off is supposed to be quick.

Or is it because you're pulling on it many times each day?

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Yanking on your dick for 7 minutes to get off? I'd lose interest and start reading a book by then. Jacking off is supposed to be quick.

Or is it because you're pulling on it many times each day?

7 minutes is too long for you?

Babagirls · 01-05-2006, 10:34 AM

me and my man use ours as a 2nd pussy in the bedroom once in a while...its like giving him his 3some fantasy of 2 girls on him, but without the girl lol

kinda hot to see him 'fuck another pussy' (so to speak)

and fuck, do those things feel real! my man said, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being best), he gave it an 8 on real-ism.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

me and my man use ours as a 2nd pussy in the bedroom once in a while...its like giving him his 3some fantasy of 2 girls on him, but without the girl lol

kinda hot to see him 'fuck another pussy' (so to speak)

and fuck, do those things feel real! my man said, on a scale of 1-10 (10 being best), he gave it an 8 on real-ism.

Baba rocks!!

Lace · 01-05-2006, 10:43 AM

Still waiting on my fleshlights...and they were ordered Dec 19 & 20th.

Babagirls · 01-05-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Baba rocks!!

aww shuckssss

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace

Still waiting on my fleshlights...and they were ordered Dec 19 & 20th.

Did they get you a tracking number lace?

pawsregd · 01-05-2006, 10:50 AM

lol...good one

GlydeGirl · 01-05-2006, 10:52 AM

I'm glad to hear the the MEN are finally getting decent toys made for them too! I love all my dildos and vibrators and I used to feel sorry that there weren't any quality toys for men to enjoy.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

I'm glad to hear the the MEN are finally getting decent toys made for them too! I love all my dildos and vibrators and I used to feel sorry that there weren't any quality toys for men to enjoy.

No doubt. Long time a comin. Look in a Adult store at the crappy products they peddle off on us poor men. Its pathetic.

Lace · 01-05-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Did they get you a tracking number lace?

Nope nope... All I got was Juicy said that they were sent to shipping.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pawsregd

lol...good one

Thanks!

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Lace

Nope nope... All I got was Juicy said that they were sent to shipping.

Hmm odd. Maybe the order got lost. Id email da Juicy!

NoWhErE · 01-05-2006, 11:30 AM

Lol good story, bring on the page views!

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Lol good story, bring on the page views!

Wiggles · 01-05-2006, 12:05 PM

haha i had a feeling this wasn't real drama, good description though haha

axelcat · 01-05-2006, 12:11 PM

mad viewwwws

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

haha i had a feeling this wasn't real drama, good description though haha

Thanks!

Unless your Fleshlight has teeth you are good to go!!

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by axelcat

mad viewwwws

MADDD VIEWS!!

suicidemessiah · 01-05-2006, 12:16 PM

hahaha lol
thats wicked

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by suicidemessiah

hahaha lol
thats wicked

Hehe thanks.

$5 submissions · 01-05-2006, 03:11 PM

Hilarious thread! Where are all the product liability lawyers!?

Jarmusch · 01-05-2006, 03:19 PM

Sig spot. I hope it gets resolved.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Hilarious thread! Where are all the product liability lawyers!?

Oh Ive got offers on the table already.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Sig spot. I hope it gets resolved.

Damn well better...

Im pretty sure things will get finished up very quickly.

adonthenet · 01-05-2006, 04:58 PM

lol nice one haha
fleshlight does rock! everyone should get one and try it out ;)

tristan_D · 01-05-2006, 05:47 PM

fleshlight peeps are still on the winning end on this one

sickkittens · 01-05-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

For some reason I just dont believe that they work that well.

Stop acting like you don't have one and don't use it 3 times a day.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adonthenet

lol nice one haha
fleshlight does rock! everyone should get one and try it out ;)

Buy one today!!

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

fleshlight peeps are still on the winning end on this one

No doubt they are!!

Doc911 · 01-05-2006, 09:37 PM

I can't believe people actually stick their dicks in those. well yes I can but its still weird

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc911

I can't believe people actually stick their dicks in those. well yes I can but its still weird

Keeps the hands from getting calloused.

Change of pace is nice. Im married and I still wack it, why not have some fun. Its ok for women to carry dildos around in their purses but if guys use a toy its weird...

reed_4 · 01-06-2006, 12:25 AM

it's good to know that you enjoy your fleshlight.

flashfire · 01-06-2006, 12:58 AM

I'm suing for loss of wages because all I do is my fleshlight all day

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 01-06-2006, 01:29 AM

Any pics

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stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	IM SUING FLESHLIGHT (drama) This wont end here... I want all my medical bills paid for. Fleshlight will pay for this one buddy!! So fedex truck comes early this morning a day early. I was one of the ones that won in the Ramos thread last week. As luck may have it wife was out with the kids this morning. So I tear open the packaging and check it out. The first thing I notice is it is smell free. Not like the cheap pussy toys you see in adult stores. So I feel the insert. It really does feel just like a pussy once its warm. Enough of the insert sticks out of the top of the fleshlight like a nice flesh pillow. It will keep your pelvis from hitting the case. I got the Mocha colored standard pussy insert. I put the insert in some nice hot water in the sink and got it all rinsed off and warmed up. I applied the lube and and penetrated it for the first time. I must say this thing is unbelievable realistic. After you start to build up some air pressure the thing feels like a combo mouth and pussy. Like its sucking you off as you thrust. I lasted about 6 or 7 minutes which to me is very quick. After I got all finished up I washed everything and sealed it all up. Now here is why im suing. I was so weak in the knees I nearly tumbled down the stairs and hurt my ankle. I think I have a good case here. Any lawyers want to represent me? All kidding aside thanks for the great contest Prize Ramos and Juicy. That is a great product there and will continue to do my best to sell as many for you as I can!!

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