Kill Bill
 

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I'll post some more tomorrow :upsidedow

here is a good one

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wow, No. 38 made my day! :upsidedow

thanks

guys, my vote does not count, yours does!

short story, but very true,

thanks dij

Thanks man, I'll try to find some more funnies to post :thumbsup

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You are more than welcome to do it...
But even if you dont, yours are very cool so far!

thanks RayBonga

All of you guys also should not forget about voting. I will count all the votes at the end of this, and they will be at least as important as quality of your posts.

Ask friends to vote for your posts following the 2 easy steps mentioned in my post recent post.

Every user have the right of 1 vote. The person with the most votes takes the prize at the end.

Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred
out of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.

A woman standing near the tee said, ?Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?? They were hesitant, but said she could come once to try it and they could see what they thought.

They all agreed and she said, ?Good, I?ll be there at 6:30 or 6:45.? She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record with a 7-under par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her.

Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys happily invited her back the next week and she said, ?Sure, I?ll be here at 6:30 or 6:45.?

Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the previous week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join the group for keeps. They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, ?How do you decide if you?re going to golf right-handed or left-handed??

She said, ?That?s easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude.
If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if it?s pointed to the left, golf left-handed.?

One of the guys asked, ?What if it?s pointed straight up??

She said, ?Then I?ll be here at 6:45.?

A distraught patient phoned her doctor?s office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told that it was. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, ?I?m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked ?NO REFILLS.

Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband?s rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don?t do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed?s behind. The mortician can?t believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man?s ear, ?It HURTS, doesn?t it??

A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying ?Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles?

Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading ?Sister?s of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 miles.?

Still unsure, he drives on, until spotting a third sign saying ?Sister?s of Mercy, House of Prostitution, next exit?. His curiosity getting the better of him, he takes the exit and parks his car outside the convent.

He knocks on the door, and tells the nun who answers ?I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real??

The nun answers ?Yes?, and tells him to give her $50 and follow her to a room.

He enters a room, and a second nun requests $50, and leads him to a door. Once he opens the door, he is quickly shoved outside by the nun.

He finds himself behind the convent, where he sees the final sign, ?Thank you for your contribution, you have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."

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This one has my vote, already knew it but still got a laugh :thumbsup

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Welcome to the 4th day of this...

da man

Thank you for your vote RayBonga..

All of you guys are welcome to join us and vote too.

Hehe, I actually saw this guy in July in NYC before I saw it on the net.... he still has the sign.

The only soap you need

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Drunks are funny

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Watch that first step after you wake up

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damn hot link protection ...lol

My All Time Favorite:

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