I gave a hot waitress a $100 tip - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete · 01-04-2006, 11:44 AM

Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!

taibo · 01-04-2006, 11:49 AM

thats chunk change

Pete · 01-04-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by taibo

thats chunk change

Thats lots to a waitress.

Nydahl · 01-04-2006, 11:53 AM

I know that feeling - sometimes I also can't resist to play pimp.
I am probbaly getting old

ssp · 01-04-2006, 11:53 AM

Pete, you're back!

Pete · 01-04-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp

Pete, you're back!

Your fuckin right I am....Look out!!!!!!

Expo_Vids · 01-04-2006, 11:54 AM

I think the best way to get a waitress or stripper in bed is to NOT tip them at all.

media · 01-04-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete

Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!

Lame... you coulda bought her a rose, and left your number on a match book for $20...

Pete · 01-04-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by media

Lame... you coulda bought her a rose, and left your number on a match book for $20...

Thats not being much of a pimp though

FuqALot · 01-04-2006, 11:57 AM

to get anything you want, do this:

1. be friendly to everyone
2. you get what you want

goto step 1

media · 01-04-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete

Thats not being much of a pimp though

I can get so much ass just for being who I am.. I'm married though, but you'd be amazed how many girls wanna give me play just for being simple...

giving a girl a $100 tip then trying to get with her will make her feel like a whore...

Pete · 01-04-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by FuqALot

to get anything you want, do this:

1. be friendly to everyone
2. you get what you want

goto step 1

I told her I wanted to fuck her, is that being nice?

wedouglas · 01-04-2006, 11:59 AM

dummy. who does that?

maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...

Pete · 01-04-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by media

I can get so much ass just for being who I am.. I'm married though, but you'd be amazed how many girls wanna give me play just for being simple...

giving a girl a $100 tip then trying to get with her will make her feel like a whore...

she is a whore

FuqALot · 01-04-2006, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete

I told her I wanted to fuck her, is that being nice?

you need to be friendy to everyone, in general, and then you get everything you want. very easy and simple.

media · 01-04-2006, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

dummy. who does that?

maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...

agreed...

media · 01-04-2006, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete

she is a whore

You prolly have a lot of $100 relationships I assume...

seeric · 01-04-2006, 12:01 PM

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

Pete · 01-04-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

dummy. who does that?

maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...

I feel cool doing that

media · 01-04-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

You and I are on that same wave length Airek... Are you gonna pop into vegas at all before costa rica??

seeric · 01-04-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by media

You and I are on that same wave length Airek... Are you gonna pop into vegas at all before costa rica??

eyah i am coming in fri morning bro. gonna stay fri sat and sun.

media · 01-04-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

eyah i am coming in fri morning bro. gonna stay fri sat and sun.

NIIIIIICE!!!!! See you there hombre!!

BradM · 01-04-2006, 12:12 PM

Worst way to get laid.

Adultnet · 01-04-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete

Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!

demand the cash back if she wont agree

corvette · 01-04-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

good advice, see you tomorrow night media =)

Nicky · 01-04-2006, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

Thats some good advice right there bud

Odie · 01-04-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

amen to that!!!

to add to that, if she is as cute as you say, don't you think maybe you're not the first person to give her a $100 tip? If she's a good server, she'll keep you coming back and get you to spend MORE money at the bar AND tip her well again. Just b/c you tipped her well the first time doesn't mean that you're gonna do it again. If she's smart, she'll wait and see if you were just trying to be a shooter or if you really are a shooter....that's if that's all she cares about. Money talks in some situations but if she's a nice girl, that $100 tip made her day and she's hoping that you come back to do it again but that's about it.

Young · 01-04-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by taibo

thats chunk change

It's "Chump Change" you fucking moron

gornyhuy · 01-04-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

It's "Chump Change" you fucking moron

Maybe she was a hefty waitress.

beemk · 01-04-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

well said.

Dark Knight · 01-04-2006, 01:48 PM

that is one of the reasons why a lot of cute girls can't get a man. poor little girls. i will take them all ;)

DutchTeenCash · 01-04-2006, 02:00 PM

being nice works well for me

Jarmusch · 01-04-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete

Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!

You sir are a fool.

seeric · 01-04-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by media

NIIIIIICE!!!!! See you there hombre!!

yes sir.

you too mark

Violetta · 01-04-2006, 02:15 PM

that's not how it works bro...

FelixFlow · 01-04-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

It's "Chump Change" you fucking moron

MandyBlake · 01-04-2006, 02:27 PM

well ibet she was happy with you.

lyn1 · 01-04-2006, 02:38 PM

I wonder who got conned here? Glad to see that sex still sells.

Lyn from Oz

djroof · 01-04-2006, 02:44 PM

u did the best...

Doctor Dre · 01-04-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

lol... not arround here. They fucking get stalked everywhere they go. I walk with my ex and my kid in the mall or restaurents and she fucking gets stopped every 5 mins, it's not even funny the balls some guys had.

One of them ate a big lasagna doggy bag in the face last week... arrogant motherfucker was calling himself the mafia.

bdld · 01-04-2006, 02:47 PM

i'd say your chances have improved.

GlydeGirl · 01-04-2006, 02:49 PM

When I was a waitress, I took my job very seriously and always gave the best customer service possible. As such, I usually made more money than the girls who showed lots more t-n-a but weren't as prompt or attentive.

Whenever I got tipped really well, I always took it to be a comment on my service, not as a back door into my pants. As such, I NEVER fucked any of my big tippers.

If you want to use that method and guarantee better results, why not just hire a cheap escort, take her to the bar, and make her go get your drinks all night. Then, when you're ready for action, give her the hundred and book it to the nearest hotel room.

FYI... waitresses aren't hookers!

sfera · 01-04-2006, 02:53 PM

100 for tip? how much was the bill, u got played son

sickkittens · 01-04-2006, 03:03 PM

Nope. Her and her bf will be having a decent night out though thanks to you.

Mpegmaster · 01-04-2006, 03:49 PM

Airek is my hero

flashfire · 01-04-2006, 03:50 PM

what a sucker

theloader · 01-05-2006, 12:04 AM

i am a waitress send tips to my epassporte

Adultnet · 01-05-2006, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Odie

amen to that!!!

to add to that, if she is as cute as you say, don't you think maybe you're not the first person to give her a $100 tip? If she's a good server, she'll keep you coming back and get you to spend MORE money at the bar AND tip her well again. Just b/c you tipped her well the first time doesn't mean that you're gonna do it again. If she's smart, she'll wait and see if you were just trying to be a shooter or if you really are a shooter....that's if that's all she cares about. Money talks in some situations but if she's a nice girl, that $100 tip made her day and she's hoping that you come back to do it again but that's about it.

Trust me he was the first

ricks · 01-05-2006, 12:24 AM

I leave alot of $100 tips, but only on $500 tabs.

facialfreak · 01-05-2006, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

WERD!

I realized this in my senior year of HS ....

Man, was University ever fun !!!

01-04-2006, 11:44 AM	#1
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wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	dummy. who does that? maybe you should leave her a normal tip and ask her for her number instead of trying ot buy her...

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Worst way to get laid.

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Dark Knight Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,004	that is one of the reasons why a lot of cute girls can't get a man. poor little girls. i will take them all ;)

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lyn1 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 429	I wonder who got conned here? Glad to see that sex still sells. Lyn from Oz

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djroof JuicyDevils.gr Owner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greece Posts: 25,416	u did the best...

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	i'd say your chances have improved.

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GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	When I was a waitress, I took my job very seriously and always gave the best customer service possible. As such, I usually made more money than the girls who showed lots more t-n-a but weren't as prompt or attentive. Whenever I got tipped really well, I always took it to be a comment on my service, not as a back door into my pants. As such, I NEVER fucked any of my big tippers. If you want to use that method and guarantee better results, why not just hire a cheap escort, take her to the bar, and make her go get your drinks all night. Then, when you're ready for action, give her the hundred and book it to the nearest hotel room. FYI... waitresses aren't hookers!

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sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	100 for tip? how much was the bill, u got played son

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sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Nope. Her and her bf will be having a decent night out though thanks to you. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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ricks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 924	I leave alot of $100 tips, but only on $500 tabs.