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Old 01-03-2006, 10:39 AM   #1
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Newbreed! what is your fucking problem?!?
going out to breakfast EVERY fucking day....how hard is it to cook eggs for christ's sake!!?!
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:40 AM   #2
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:40 AM   #3
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I buy my lunch outside every day and i order my dinner almost every day.
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:40 AM   #4
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going out to breakfast EVERY fucking day....how hard is it to cook eggs for christ's sake!!?!
Getting them over easy without breaking the yolks is a bitch!
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:40 AM   #5
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If i would eat breakfast i would go out for that as well.
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:41 AM   #6
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going out to breakfast EVERY fucking day....how hard is it to cook eggs for christ's sake!!?!




cooking eggs is damn hard.


you need


water...

a pot...

an egg (or more)

an open fireplace to boil the water
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:41 AM   #7
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Bunch of lazy bums I work hard to make my toast damnit!
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:47 AM   #8
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If i would eat breakfast i would go out for that as well.
Don't encourage this practice!! I have to sit here and cut my own bacon go out to the chicken coop...get my own eggs....cook it all...then it is fucking lunchtime already!!

really pisses me off!!!
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:48 AM   #9
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Don't encourage this practice!! I have to sit here and cut my own bacon go out to the chicken coop...get my own eggs....cook it all...then it is fucking lunchtime already!!

really pisses me off!!!
Why dont you order?
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:50 AM   #10
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Old 01-03-2006, 11:08 AM   #11
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Why dont you order?
I am far to poor to order out...i have to raise my own livestock to feed myself...
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:04 PM   #12
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I am far to poor to order out...i have to raise my own livestock to feed myself...


I thought you lived on a farm.
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:06 PM   #13
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I thought you lived on a farm.
You are right...luckily for me it backs up to the atlantic ocean...so i can fish for my seafood also!
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:07 PM   #14
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Jim are you angry he won't stay and cuddle now that it's getting colder out? If so get in the kitchen and please your man...
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:09 PM   #16
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I used to live on a ranch, and having fresh eggs ever day was great.
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:22 PM   #17
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Jim are you angry he won't stay and cuddle now that it's getting colder out? If so get in the kitchen and please your man...
Yes...he is out running around on me!! DAMN HIM!!
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:48 PM   #18
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It's just part of my day man... Please see my contract, section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1;

"...newbreed must be allowed a minimum of an hour each day when he awakes to consume as much coffee and other breakfast items. This insure the quality and quantity of work performed will exceed the standards as set forth in Section 1, subsection 6 as required..."

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I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:53 PM   #19
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Yes...but you failed to read the contractual rider

"Newbreed shall only be allowed to enact section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1;

In the event that his immediate work partner be totally satisfied with the level of cuddling and every morning attention needed to feel wanted and appreciated before the start of each work day"

If Newbreed fails in this area section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1; becomes null and void"


Please read the ENTIRE contract!!
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:56 PM   #20
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Yes...but you failed to read the contractual rider

"Newbreed shall only be allowed to enact section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1;

In the event that his immediate work partner be totally satisfied with the level of cuddling and every morning attention needed to feel wanted and appreciated before the start of each work day"

If Newbreed fails in this area section 9, subsection 3a, paragraph 1; becomes null and void"


Please read the ENTIRE contract!!
Hey, i only asked to be the big spoon once, don't take it so hard...























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I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Especially for breakfast.
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