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01-03-2006, 06:42 AM
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To Everyone Heading To Vegas, a few things to remember
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers. Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. |
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01-03-2006, 06:53 AM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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it's a good thing I don't like the taste of alcohol.
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01-03-2006, 06:57 AM
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She's back
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I have got to remember this one...
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01-03-2006, 08:26 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol leads to Rochard pissing in fountains!
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01-03-2006, 09:14 AM
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want to get in shape
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Warning: consumption of alcohol may turn a 1 into a 10 in the blink of an eye .
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01-03-2006, 10:22 AM
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
That is the one that gets me every time!! ;) must consume minimal amounts heheh |
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01-03-2006, 10:25 AM
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alcohol is the best thing to happen to shows. it makes people tell the truth.
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01-03-2006, 10:52 AM
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