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S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 05:26 AM

That modern day spiders were evolved from something called "euripterids". These were prehistoric marine creatures which could measure 9 feet in length. As if that's not crazy enough, take a look at their fossil remains...

This is currently the largest known spider in the world, the Goliath "" Spider:

Fuck that 450 million years ago and today, oh hell no!

wedouglas · 01-02-2006, 05:31 AM

are you sure that is the biggest? Biggest in terms of mass or leg span?

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

are you sure that is the biggest? Biggest in terms of mass or leg span?

Yes, the Goliath spider is the largest known spider both in terms of mass and leg span in the world today.

tornell · 01-02-2006, 05:33 AM

I love spiders

Violetta · 01-02-2006, 05:35 AM

I'm not a big fan of spiders!

v4 media · 01-02-2006, 05:54 AM

Aren't there some huge fuck off spiders in iraq.

Pete-KT · 01-02-2006, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

Aren't there some huge fuck off spiders in iraq.

Thats two spiders attached, look at the body

v4 media · 01-02-2006, 05:59 AM

still big bastards though. wouldn't want to wake up with that drinking the juice out of ya eye.

xclusive · 01-02-2006, 06:05 AM

a big...fuck that...I'd run away screaming like a little ramos if I saw one of those

wedouglas · 01-02-2006, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

I'm not a big fan of spiders!

those are actually much smaller. they are held right up to the lens. the perspective makes them look larger.

reed_4 · 01-02-2006, 06:10 AM

scary big spiders.

Johny Traffic · 01-02-2006, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

Aren't there some huge fuck off spiders in iraq.

Not just Iraq. They also live many other places in the world, including The United States. Although as scarey as hell, they are no threat to humans or indeed camels

iamkathi · 01-02-2006, 06:16 AM

Big ones...small ones.... really old ones or ones just born

I HATE SPIDERS OF ALL KINDS.

Yes, I tried to 'get to know' the ones my brothers had as children. I still hate them all.

witgh a flame thrower

iamkathi · 01-02-2006, 06:17 AM

Big ones...small ones.... really old ones or ones just born

I HATE SPIDERS OF ALL KINDS.

Yes, I tried to 'get to know' the ones my brothers had as children. I still hate them all.

iamkathi · 01-02-2006, 06:18 AM

see just thinking about them make me double post and spell wrong!

Yucky

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

those are actually much smaller. they are held right up to the lens. the perspective makes them look larger.

Right you are! Here is the actual size for reference...

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 06:17 PM

Bump for a kick ass prehistoric spider skull!

devilspost · 01-02-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

goatse has warped my mind

mikesinner · 01-02-2006, 06:28 PM

I love spiders. They are natures housekeepers. Invite a few in your home and you will have no more bug problems

sniperwolf · 01-02-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

goatse has warped my mind

eww.. i thought so lol

Matt 26z · 01-02-2006, 06:37 PM

Be sure and look at the toilet paper before grabbing it. This one is just waiting for a piece of ass.

eroswebmaster · 01-02-2006, 06:45 PM

I got bit by something last year, the irritation and itching didn't go away for months.

Bluewire Ross · 01-02-2006, 06:52 PM

I digress...anyone seen 2001 movie "Along Came a Spider"(Morgan Freeman & Monica Potter).

Jarmusch · 01-02-2006, 07:00 PM

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That's just wrong.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-02-2006, 07:00 PM

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sickkittens · 01-02-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

goatse has warped my mind

For some reason, Fleshlight popped in my head.

mikesinner · 01-02-2006, 07:02 PM

"Eight Legged Freak" was funny as hell

devilspost · 01-02-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

For some reason, Fleshlight popped in my head.

Maybe a custom mold could be in the works now

the goatse insert

adultchica · 01-02-2006, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

those are some big ass spiders

ShaneRyale · 01-02-2006, 07:54 PM

I hate spyders more than any other bug!

Spunky · 01-02-2006, 07:55 PM

Damn..that must have been some bad assed spider

HAPPYPEEKERS · 01-02-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

a big...fuck that...I'd run away screaming like a little ramos if I saw one of those

2HousePlague · 01-02-2006, 07:56 PM

it's the spider's friends you have to worry about...

reynold · 01-02-2006, 08:30 PM

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Fuck, my sister just brought a DVD of it last week. Funny sounds those creatures make..

sfera · 01-02-2006, 08:33 PM

damn i hate those things, yuck lol

pornguy · 01-02-2006, 08:42 PM

I would be doing some sniper practice with those damn things.

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I would be doing some sniper practice with those damn things.

Like this...

x3guide · 01-02-2006, 09:02 PM

Why did I scroll through this thread even though I knew there'd be spider pics.

And why did I cover part of the screen with my hand but then pull it away and look anyway because I was curious even though I know that the sight of those $£^ give me nightmares.

Answer me that.

Murderous · 01-02-2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

it's the spider's friends you have to worry about...

He has gloves on and still won't touch that fucker.

I hate spiders as well as any insect that looks like this guy, heh.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 01-02-2006, 09:16 PM

oh I hate spiders... oh my!!!

Wiggles · 01-02-2006, 09:30 PM

my god i fucking hate spiders!

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 09:38 PM

Enjoy!

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 09:40 PM

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Spunky · 01-02-2006, 09:43 PM

Fucking amazing creatures..always fascinated me

SlamDesigns · 01-02-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

I love spiders. They are natures housekeepers. Invite a few in your home and you will have no more bug problems

Except...ya know...the spider infestation.

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SlamDesigns

Except...ya know...the spider infestation.

Like this...

S P A N N O W · 01-02-2006, 09:46 PM

and this

NoCarrier · 01-02-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Fuck, my sister just brought a DVD of it last week. Funny sounds those creatures make..

Those sounds ruined the movie. Make it a horrible B-movie.. Not a laughable B-movie.

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