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|  01-01-2006, 10:06 AM | #1 | 
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				Everyone ready for the stampade of fatties at your local Gym?
			 Gym owners love this time of year. Fatties buy memberships then drop off the map when they discover there is actual work involved. | 
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|  01-01-2006, 10:15 AM | #2 | 
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				 | stampede of fatties! sounds like a porn site ;) | 
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|  01-01-2006, 10:16 AM | #3 | |
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|  01-01-2006, 10:17 AM | #4 | 
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				 | My ex hires extra people for the month of January because it gets so crazy. The trainers have waiting lists. 
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|  01-01-2006, 10:19 AM | #5 | |
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|  01-01-2006, 10:21 AM | #6 | |
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|  01-01-2006, 10:23 AM | #7 | |
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 You wouldn't believe how many family memberships are sold. A lot of people buy them for their elderly parent(s), too. 
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|  01-01-2006, 11:12 AM | #8 | 
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				 | I was surprised to see the amount of retirees at my gym....... The Baby Boomers simply don't want to get old and die, just yet. This time of year, though, is when most gyms make their money, selling yearly memberships....and then the attendance tapers off...probably by the end of this month... 
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|  01-01-2006, 11:46 AM | #9 | |
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 It's fun to fuck with them though. "Excuse me sir...could you please hand me the 120lb. dumbells?" | |
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|  01-01-2006, 11:48 AM | #10 | |
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|  01-01-2006, 11:52 AM | #11 | 
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				 | if you cant appreciate people trying then your a shmuck | 
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|  01-01-2006, 12:31 PM | #12 | |
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 CamRabbit sucks unwashed ball sacks for money. 
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|  01-01-2006, 12:32 PM | #13 | 
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				 | They all dissappear again by mid february at the latest. | 
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|  01-01-2006, 06:53 PM | #14 | |
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|  01-01-2006, 07:01 PM | #15 | |
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|  01-01-2006, 07:01 PM | #16 | 
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				 | after merry making, non stop partying and non stop eating...it's time for a much needed workout! 
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|  01-01-2006, 07:21 PM | #17 | 
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				 | New Years Resolutions, Overeating and depression bring the fatties in but they only last a few weeks at best becuse they decide they would rather sit around and eat burgers than run or lift weights | 
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|  01-01-2006, 07:52 PM | #18 | 
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				 | So, you give them a hard time when they aren't making an effort..they take a first step and you still give them a hard time.  Perhaps it is people with such outlooks that stoke their fear of the gym? I know it did that for me until i said fuck it and joined anyway. | 
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|  01-01-2006, 08:24 PM | #19 | |
| For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? Join Date: Sep 2005 
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 I?m certain you?ve hit many nerves ? with your tongue - on the tips of many penises. You might think we don?t know who you are, but we do. Another board member saw you at the health club. He watched you receive a big load of cum on your face and proceed to moan in ecstasy as you rubbed it all over yourself. You thought it was a secret, anonymous encounter but it wasn?t. You weren?t wearing a shirt, so your pathetic body was revealed as well. You have some nerve starting a thread about being fat - you fat cock adoring tub of goo. You hang out in the locker room waiting for a responsive partner to satisfy your craving for a stiff desperate man. We know all about you "CumSucker".    
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|  01-01-2006, 08:33 PM | #20 | 
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				 | thread sounds a'bit  H - E - A - V - Y ! ... :food-smil | 
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|  01-01-2006, 08:36 PM | #21 | |
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      SOOO perfectly stated. 
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|  01-01-2006, 08:37 PM | #22 | |
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|  01-01-2006, 08:39 PM | #23 | 
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				 | ya same way here.. went to gym like 5 days ago, i come and there's nowhere to park ! i was like wtf is going on, there were so many people and almost all machines taken.. i hate that too, in few weeks it should be back to normal      | 
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|  01-01-2006, 09:49 PM | #24 | 
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				 | hell yeah it's great money for the gyms.  they signup for a year and only go an average of 3 weeks. | 
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|  01-01-2006, 11:01 PM | #25 | 
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				 | hahaha I am starting back to the gym tomorrow... damn 
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|  01-02-2006, 12:37 AM | #26 | 
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				 | When I used to hit the gym regular, always hated the first of the year because it was hard to stay in my routine, as the equipment was all being used.  But definitely respected the fact everyone was giving it a shot, just like I was. Now my exercise is hiking in the jungles, lifting light weights at the house and scuba diving each day...not much crowds in my current gym ;) | 
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|  01-03-2006, 12:49 AM | #27 | |
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 Not the least bit fat or homosexual. Sorry, you confused me with yourself.    | |
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