Happy new years from affiliate program #492

**8 Characters** · 12-31-2005, 06:35 PM

*Over exaggerated thanks*

*Program #492 rocks*

**RRRED** · 12-31-2005, 06:37 PM

Happy new year to you too #492 and thanks for that fantabulous xmas gift. You're top notch!!!

**sonofsam** · 12-31-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

Happy new year to you too #492 and thanks for that fantabulous xmas gift. You're top notch!!!

what can i say? we take care of our affiliates..

and thank you for your continued support

btw, since you asked.. here are some new sites that are being finished up to be ready to promote

www.sitename2.com

www.sitename3.com

www.sitename4.com

paying 75$ on no console tours

**BigBen** · 12-31-2005, 06:40 PM

Awesome program and sites! I just signed up twice

Happy new year!

**CashLikeWhoa_Mike** · 12-31-2005, 06:42 PM

the domain is still available:

http://www.affiliateprogram492.com

better hurry up and register it!!

**broke** · 12-31-2005, 06:43 PM

No MS Paint drawing??? You disappoint.

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 06:50 PM

I'm sorry to ruin this thread, but #492 are SCAMMERS
I talked to Name, and he said that I would be paid $92 per full join on www.sitename.com
I sent roughly 83 joins during the first period, and around 124 for each period after that. I NEVER RECIEVED A CHECK I didn't recieve shit from #492 for almost 2 MONTHS - I finally did recieve a check but it was only for the first period, and IT BOUNCED!

STAY FAR AWAY FROM #492!

**$5 submissions** · 12-31-2005, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by bangman

I'm sorry to ruin this thread, but #492 are SCAMMERS
I talked to Name, and he said that I would be paid $92 per full join on www.sitename.com
I sent roughly 83 joins during the first period, and around 124 for each period after that. I NEVER RECIEVED A CHECK I didn't recieve shit from #492 for almost 2 MONTHS - I finally did recieve a check but it was only for the first period, and IT BOUNCED!

STAY FAR AWAY FROM #492!

LOL I hate to add to the drama but did you notice that their sites' designs are similar to sponsor #888's??? Coincidence?!

**sonofsam** · 12-31-2005, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by bangman

I'm sorry to ruin this thread, but #492 are SCAMMERS
I talked to Name, and he said that I would be paid $92 per full join on www.sitename.com
I sent roughly 83 joins during the first period, and around 124 for each period after that. I NEVER RECIEVED A CHECK I didn't recieve shit from #492 for almost 2 MONTHS - I finally did recieve a check but it was only for the first period, and IT BOUNCED!

STAY FAR AWAY FROM #492!

the checks were sent out last friday, there was a minor glitch at the bank.... because the bank teller was black and the computer with finger print recognition software was racist, so it didn't let her log in to send the checks

**Drake** · 12-31-2005, 06:53 PM

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 06:53 PM

If you're looking for a good program promote #312, they have been around for 15+ years and payout like clockwork. They are top notch, Name is good people, and I shook Name's hand at a convention. They sent me ClicheElectronicDevice for christmas.

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

the checks were sent out last friday, there was a minor glitch at the bank.... because the bank teller was black and the computer with finger print recognition software was racist, so it didn't let her log in to send the checks

DO NOT LISTEN TO NAME HE HAS BEEN SAYING THIS TO ME OVER ICQ FOR MONTHS, WHERE IS MY MONEY!?!??!
#412 = SCAMMERS

!!ANGER!!

**sonofsam** · 12-31-2005, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by bangman

They sent me ClicheElectronicDevice for christmas.

Spam me with your refcode, i don't care if they convert 1:40,000.... ClicheElectronicDevices cost like 30 bucks in store!

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions

LOL I hate to add to the drama but did you notice that their sites' designs are similar to sponsor #888's??? Coincidence?!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF #492?
Let me guess...It was designer's fault?

**$5 submissions** · 12-31-2005, 06:55 PM

For what it's worth the term "shave" in the leaked stats for sponsor #927 actually means PRE-FILTERED for affiliate fraud. That's all it means...so put down that phone and don't call the law firm of Balls & Shaft, LLP. Take a deep breath and rest assured all your clicks and credits are being counted accurately.

**sonofsam** · 12-31-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by bangman

DO NOT LISTEN TO NAME HE HAS BEEN SAYING THIS TO ME OVER ICQ FOR MONTHS, WHERE IS MY MONEY!?!??!
#412 = SCAMMERS

!!ANGER!!

I didn't get your messages, this is what my icq is showing

Rep #452: Hello? how may i help you?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: Hello? can you get my message?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: how are one touch cockie?
Rep #452: Sorry, can you rephrase that please?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: How are one touch cockie?
Rep #452: Sorry, i don't understand.. what is one touch cockie?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: Hello?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: Are you there?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: How are one touch cockie?
Rep #452: Sir ! i don't know what one touch cockie is!
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: Hello?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: Are you there?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746:......
Stupid needy affiliate #592746:... Hello ?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: How are one touch cockie?

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by sonofsam

Spam me with your refcode, i don't care if they convert 1:40,000.... ClicheElectronicDevices cost like 30 bucks in store!

Code:

http://www.#312.com/pigs/oatmealurine.xml?jfk=dead&lindseylohan=sucks&yellow=best&gangster=bangman

THANX FREIND!

Tell them Name sent you and they will treat you like king!

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 06:58 PM

Why not answer?
HOW ARE ONE TOUCH COCKIE!?
How hard is that Name!!??!?!!
YOU = SCAMMERZ

**Nookster** · 12-31-2005, 06:59 PM

lol This thread rules!!

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 07:01 PM

Promote #129 and get CrazyExpensiveCar you see in our header!
Contact Name and you will also recieve huge amounts of dollars you see in our header as well!

**RRRED** · 12-31-2005, 07:01 PM

Please use my referral link! They will take care of everything you need! Except lunchtime, after 4pm cuz they have to leave early to beat traffic, and evenings, and weekends. Holiday hours are decided on a case by case basis. Depends on our outsourced staffs customs.

**sonofsam** · 12-31-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by bangman

Why not answer?
HOW ARE ONE TOUCH COCKIE!?
How hard is that Name!!??!?!!
YOU = SCAMMERZ

okay thats it, you force me to post the entire icq log now

Stupid needy affiliate #592746: How are one touch cockie?
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: sometime... when am feel sexy... touch one touch cockie all over.. tell it dirty things... spanky spanky
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: then am like to take one touch cockie.. and put it in my back
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: feel deep inside me.. like animal... strong like bull
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: tell him he bad.... so very very bad
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: maybe spanky spanky
Stupid needy affiliate #592746: dirty one touch cockie

Rep #430: Sir, if you are having problems with your account please let us know... otherwise we have work to do.

**$5 submissions** · 12-31-2005, 07:03 PM

This thread is just begging for a 'leaked' stats page photochop for Sponsor #492

**RRRED** · 12-31-2005, 07:07 PM

I also heard they are switching to Nats, the Next-generation Administration & Tracking System that allows them to provide and maintain a state of the art affiliate program enabling increased exposure and profit for their portfolio of websites.

**sonofsam** · 12-31-2005, 07:08 PM

DO not send traffic to #492 !! look!

edit: forgot to log out... truth be told... i'm just a rep and i'm pissed off because they wouldn't send me to vegas + amsterdam + china + japan + iraq + uganda + mars + saturn + the big dipper.... so i'm pissed off

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 07:14 PM

MY STATS FROM #129!!! UNEBLIEVABLE!!

CLICK HERE FOR PROMOTE!!!!1111

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

I also heard they are switching to Nats, the Next-generation Administration & Tracking System that allows them to provide and maintain a state of the art affiliate program enabling increased exposure and profit for their portfolio of websites.

Don't joke about NATS.
One of my sponsors switched to NATS and my sales TRIPLED in minutes!!111

**bangman** · 12-31-2005, 07:16 PM

And with that, I'm off. Have a good new year guys

**munki** · 12-31-2005, 07:32 PM

Wow... all the fun I've missed. Has anyone noticed that #336 looks an awful lot like #492. Might want to check into that a bit, Name has been busy.

**buddyjuf** · 12-31-2005, 07:40 PM

best new years thread ever

**OzMan** · 12-31-2005, 07:42 PM

This thread pretty much sums up all the drama on GFY during 2005. Good job

**Webby** · 12-31-2005, 07:44 PM

Love it!!

Very Happy New Year Sam!!!

**sonofsam** · 12-31-2005, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by Webby

Love it!!

Very Happy New Year Sam!!!

cheers and happy new year to all!

**Pimp Juice** · 12-31-2005, 07:46 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Molson XXX

**Cash** · 12-31-2005, 09:58 PM

Happy New Year to you all

**spacedog** · 12-31-2005, 09:59 PM

Happy New Year!

**Doctor Dre** · 12-31-2005, 10:08 PM

This thread is the shit. I almost pissed in my pants

**Fizzgig** · 12-31-2005, 10:13 PM

I demand a happier new year. The one you wished me last year was defective.

**newbreed** · 12-31-2005, 10:21 PM

Name leaves Program #492

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=8973007

**RRRED** · 12-31-2005, 11:19 PM

I am shocked! Is there drama? Were there bridges burnt? Who will be emailing me my txt file of galleries every week?

**Alex** · 12-31-2005, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

I am shocked! Is there drama? Were there bridges burnt? Who will be emailing me my txt file of galleries every week?

Just email???? lollll N00b
Check out Program #469. They makes the galleries and submits them for me. They also host them for me and pay for my submitters pass.

And if i make 90000 Gold points i can get a date with the main pr0nstar.

**$5 submissions** · 12-31-2005, 11:47 PM

This thread is an INSTANT GFY CLASSIC. Who said the best comedy threads were made in 2001/2002 with all those Boneprone comedy nick threads?

**Adultnet** · 01-01-2006, 12:48 AM

have a great new year

**fitzmulti** · 01-01-2006, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by sonofsam

please check out www.sitename.com

and have a very safe and happy new year

I was scammed by them too! Claimed their Customer Service # was 867-5309, and to ask for Jenny. No one at that number had ever heard of a "Jenny", nor did they know anything about what I needed.

Stay away from this place!
Fitz

**seeric** · 01-01-2006, 11:04 AM

my conversions with program #492 are through the roof this week. 1:0 and i only sent them 12,000 clicks.

pretty damn good.

wanna see a sceen cap?

**Alex** · 01-01-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

my conversions with program #492 are through the roof this week. 1:0 and i only sent them 12,000 clicks.

pretty damn good.

wanna see a sceen cap?

d00d what are you talking aboot?

I sent like 500 clicks and not a signup

500 clickz is more than enough to test a sponsor. They must be shaving.

**adultchica** · 01-01-2006, 11:09 AM

Congrats to the winners!

**Alex** · 01-01-2006, 11:10 AM

50 <-Insert Comment Relating To Thread->

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-01-2006, 11:20 AM

What do I win?

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