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  • Cory W
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    • Jan 2004
    • 9133

    #1

    Every man in here got a pornographhy stash in da house. Not an illegal amount,

    just Enough To Get You By!



    If you a crack head, yo woman got a be a crack head or it won't work.
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  • Cory W
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    • Jan 2004
    • 9133

    #2
    Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcom X was assassinated, JFK was assassinated! These two nig-gers got shot!
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    • Kimmykim
      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
      • Jun 2001
      • 16015

      #3
      Cory's started on NYE early, I see...

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      • Cory W
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        • Jan 2004
        • 9133

        #4
        You don't pay taxes, they take taxes. That ain't a payment, that's a jack.
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        • Cory W
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          • Jan 2004
          • 9133

          #5
          Originally posted by Kimmykim
          Cory's started on NYE early, I see...
          Haha...where are you off to tonight?
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          • fris
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            • Aug 2002
            • 55679

            #6
            Originally posted by WEG Cory
            just Enough To Get You By!



            If you a crack head, yo woman got a be a crack head or it won't work.
            actually i have never owned a porn mag, porn tape or dvd, the only actual porn i have actualy ever seen is online. well other than playboy.

            and my first exposure to porn wasnt till around 18-19. i guess i was a late bloomer
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            • Cory W
              Deeply shallow
              • Jan 2004
              • 9133

              #7
              Waiting on hiv test:
              Its like Scrooge and the ghost of pussy past! "Remember me? Itchy, the stripper from Miami?"

              Can I speak to Tammy? Tammy dead. What happened? She got hit by a bus. THANK THE LORD!
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              • AaronM
                GFY Royality ;)
                • Oct 2001
                • 46923

                #8
                Originally posted by WEG Cory
                You don't pay taxes, they take taxes. That ain't a payment, that's a jack.

                Somebody has been watching Chris Rock on Comedy Central recently.

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                • Cory W
                  Deeply shallow
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 9133

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AaronM
                  Somebody has been watching Chris Rock on Comedy Central recently.
                  I love you. haha

                  I have it on my IPOD as well. I laugh to tears everytime I hear it.
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                  • Cory W
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 9133

                    #10
                    I saw the yearbook pictures, they had 6 friends. I don't have 3 friends. 6 friends is half-court basketball! Trenchcoat mafia my ass!
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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      Somebody has been watching Chris Rock on Comedy Central recently.

                      Well, not sure if on Comedy Central, but definitely been watching Chris Rock.

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                      • Cory W
                        Deeply shallow
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 9133

                        #12
                        You know how bad the Indians got it, have you ever seen two indians together at the same time?
                        I have seen a polar bear ride a tricycle in my life, I have never seen an indian family chillin out at Red Lobster.
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                        • Kimmykim
                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WEG Cory
                          Haha...where are you off to tonight?
                          James Beach and then maybe the Viceroy ;)

                          You guys?

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                          • Poppy
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                            • Apr 2002
                            • 6254

                            #14
                            LOL...I have to watch him more.
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                            • Cory W
                              Deeply shallow
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 9133

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kimmykim
                              James Beach and then maybe the Viceroy ;)

                              You guys?
                              I think some place in Long Beach. Nothing exciting at all.
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                              • Cory W
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                                • Jan 2004
                                • 9133

                                #16
                                They had three real Indians, the rest was a bunch of fucking Puerto Ricans with feathers in the hair!
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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46923

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  Well, not sure if on Comedy Central, but definitely been watching Chris Rock.

                                  I was watching the exact same show on C.C. last night.

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                                  • Cory W
                                    Deeply shallow
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 9133

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                    I was watching the exact same show on C.C. last night.
                                    It just reminds me every time who the funniest dude alive is.

                                    I think that might be the funniest routine ever.
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                                    • Cory W
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 9133

                                      #19
                                      Yea, I got a white wife, I love her, she love me, that's all the matters. But I will say this, if the revolution come along, I kill her first just to show these crackas I mean bidness!
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                                      • baddog
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                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                        I was watching the exact same show on C.C. last night.

                                        Okay then, I stand corrected. Wish you had called and told me it was on so I could have had it running in the background.

                                        Have a great '06 . . . am I going to see mom and dad next week?

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                                        • Cory W
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 9133

                                          #21
                                          You know who should lead the black people? Pat Riley! No man has led more black men to the promised land! He may not get you to the mountain top but he will get you to the playoffs and that is all that counts!
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                                          • NickPapageorgio
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 8323

                                            #22
                                            I'll have to check that out for my iRiver. Right now I am rocking some Lewis Black and Ron White. Both fucking funny bastards.

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                                            • Cory W
                                              Deeply shallow
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 9133

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                              I'll have to check that out for my iRiver. Right now I am rocking some Lewis Black and Ron White. Both fucking funny bastards.
                                              You don't have it? Never heard it?

                                              If this is true, hit me up and I will drop it for you
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                                              • Cory W
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                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 9133

                                                #24
                                                Some thangs aint got no cures! You get it, you are on your on! Look at Stevie Wonder, got all the money in the world, don't know if he got hundreds or ones!

                                                Just have the midget tell the blind man where to go! Be a seeing eye midget!
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                                                • Cory W
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 9133

                                                  #25
                                                  I saw the yearbook pictures, they had 6 friends. I don't have 3 friends. 6 friends is half-court basketball! Trenchcoat mafia my ass!
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                                                  • baddog
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                                                    • Apr 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                    I saw the yearbook pictures, they had 6 friends. I don't have 3 friends. 6 friends is half-court basketball! Trenchcoat mafia my ass!
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                                                    • baddog
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                      Some thangs aint got no cures! You get it, you are on your on! Look at Stevie Wonder, got all the money in the world, don't know if he got hundreds or ones!

                                                      Just have the midget tell the blind man where to go! Be a seeing eye midget!

                                                      You're blind, here's a dog.

                                                      Great, now I have to learn to speak dog?

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                                                      • Cory W
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                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 9133

                                                        #28
                                                        haha repeated

                                                        But worth repeating!
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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46923

                                                          #29
                                                          The seeing eye midget cracked me up because I had just got done watching Austin Powers and had decided once again that I really need my own midget.

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                                                          • Michaelious
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                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 6720

                                                            #30
                                                            what a confusing thread

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                                                            • Cory W
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 9133

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                              The seeing eye midget cracked me up because I had just got done watching Austin Powers and had decided once again that I really need my own midget.
                                                              I am now picturing you walking around a show with a midget haha
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                                                              • baddog
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                                                                • Apr 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                The seeing eye midget cracked me up because I had just got done watching Austin Powers and had decided once again that I really need my own midget.

                                                                We all could use one at some point in time.

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                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 9133

                                                                  #33
                                                                  You think they are going to cure aids? They can't cure athletes foot!

                                                                  You know when the weather gets like this my aids flares up. But I took some robitussin and I am fine now.
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                                                                  • Cory W
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                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 9133

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Whoever you hate will end up in your family.
                                                                    You don't like gays, you will have a gay son.
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                                                                    • NickPapageorgio
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                                                                      • Apr 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                                      You don't have it? Never heard it?

                                                                      If this is true, hit me up and I will drop it for you
                                                                      No, I've seen the special on CC, just don't have it on my MP3 player. Chris Rock is a funny bitch.

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                                                                      • Shoehorn!
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                                                                        • Oct 2003
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                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • Gabriel
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Cory W
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                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                            • 9133

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Gabriel
                                                                            Got a broken leg? Pour some tussin on it.

                                                                            hahaha....
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                                                                            • PixeLs
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                                                                              • Jul 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by WEG Cory
                                                                              Whoever you hate will end up in your family.
                                                                              You don't like gays, you will have a gay son.
                                                                              I hope this doesn't apply to me.

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                                                                              • Trixie Racer
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                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                • 2328

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I own a lot of porn. I have a lot of online memberships too.. Absolute torture considering I rarely get laid.
                                                                                Make a Red Cross Donation!

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                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 107089

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                                                                                  . . . . I rarely get laid.
                                                                                  and whose fault is that?

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                                                                                  • Trixie Racer
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                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 2328

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                    and whose fault is that?
                                                                                    It's the fault of all the men who suck in bed! Because of those men, I won't have casual sex with men anymore. I know sometimes I end up missing out, but it's those bad ones that make me feel it isn't worth taking casual risks...
                                                                                    Make a Red Cross Donation!

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                                                                                    • Persignup Dustin
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                                                                                      • Dec 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Well...I have an illegal amount...I don't know 'bout the rest of yall mu'fuckas...


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                                                                                      • reed_4
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                                                                                        • Jul 2005
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Trixie Racer
                                                                                        It's the fault of all the men who suck in bed! Because of those men, I won't have casual sex with men anymore. I know sometimes I end up missing out, but it's those bad ones that make me feel it isn't worth taking casual risks...
                                                                                        try again girl, no harm in it.

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