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payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 12:37 PM

"An Italian researcher is claiming ground-breaking progress, and has successfully cloned a human, and the mother is now 8 weeks pregnant, according to this article. Now how long until I can buy my own clone?" It's worth noting that the Roman medical associations bioethicists denied Dr. Antinori permission to proceed with these experiments last month."

So now all you need to do is when you die have someone preserve your brain, then cut open your clones head, throw away that brain, and insert your old brain.

Bam, back to normal, just like a computer.

Scary though isn't it

bunky · 04-05-2002, 12:40 PM

scary nah.. inhuman yes.. i dont know how on here reads or has read the bible but if im not mistaken it says the downfail of earth will be men w/o souls.. well the flash of light at conseption in my eyes is where u recieve ur soul with no horizional poka u have no soul.. leading to Hell on Earth..

my

bunky

FlyingIguana · 04-05-2002, 12:41 PM

the guy that gets that patent will be rolling in the dough

inhuman? its science.

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 12:45 PM

well if you are reading the bible and work in the porn bizz you have some problems

Jakke PNG · 04-05-2002, 12:52 PM

The only sad part would be:
if your children wouldn't do the same thing they'd die before you.
What I've heard, there's nothing more horrible than see your own children die.. I think it doesn't matter if they die of old age

Gary · 04-05-2002, 01:11 PM

Sign me up, this is my dream. I love the idea of cloning. Liver fails, fuck it, clone a new one. Loose an arm in a car accident, fuck it, clone a new one. Its science and its awesome.

Every time we find a way to cheat death its good.

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 01:12 PM

aaaaaaaahaahhahahaha gary

oh shit

clone an arm

Seaz · 04-05-2002, 01:13 PM

Id Clone Myself with a 14 inch dick i am so tired of this 9 inch one

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 01:15 PM

normal girls don't like giant cocks

sluts like 14 inch maybe

Seaz · 04-05-2002, 01:18 PM

ahhh the sluty one's are the best

FlyingIguana · 04-05-2002, 01:18 PM

9 inches, did u confuse mm for inches again?

bunky · 04-05-2002, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by payrollpete
well if you are reading the bible and work in the porn bizz you have some problems

my bother is a preacher and i grew up in chruch dont really read it now

bunky

Hooterdog · 04-05-2002, 01:29 PM

what the fuck good is an 80 year old brain?

Hooterdog · 04-05-2002, 01:30 PM

seaz- enough with the banner already . . . give us a break!

mule · 04-05-2002, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seaz
Id Clone Myself with a 14 inch dick i am so tired of this 9 inch one

wow, you have a serious problem...it's shrunk half an inch in just 15 minutes!
http://gofuckyourself.net/showthread...threadid=55848

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 02:03 PM

"what the fuck good is an 80 yr old brain?"

well
you know how much you learn with in 80 yrs? shit

if you lived 2 lifetimes you'd be twice as smart ;)

cherrylula · 04-05-2002, 02:06 PM

Yep, we need to hurry up and figure out this immortality crap. Otherwise, who the fuck is going to run my site for me when I'm 80?
We are all energy....energy does not ceast to exist, it only changes shape.
I plan on becoming really wealthy, so I can afford that shit someday.

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 02:08 PM

cherrylula is a smart one

Jakke PNG · 04-05-2002, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by payrollpete
"what the fuck good is an 80 yr old brain?"

well
you know how much you learn with in 80 yrs? shit

Better stop drinking, smoking and taking weed.

They kill your braincells, which do not renew.

DarkJedi · 04-05-2002, 02:11 PM

well, think about it - you die only because you brain dies.
And if brains dies - you cant transplant it into a new head.

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 02:16 PM

you die because your heart fails

too much use from sexxin up the ladies all those years

i don't drink or smoke teengodfather, so its all good

theWatsonian · 04-05-2002, 02:35 PM

This is what you guys really want to see.

Cloning is a last resort, gene therapy is the wave of the future.

Za Ha · 04-05-2002, 02:40 PM

Cloning kicks ass

Im gonna get 100 clones of myself and get 100 computers and get my clones to just keep clicking from my tgp so I get a high ranking everywhere!!

Back to reality.

The info here is 100% BULLSHIT They cant clone a fuckin dog yet so how the fuck can they clone a human?

You are an idiot if you think that it is already possible.

my

theWatsonian · 04-05-2002, 02:44 PM

I'm gonna bribe Britney Spears' housekeeper to steal me Brit's hairbrush, save the hair and clone-my-own!
A man can dream.

mule · 04-05-2002, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
The info here is 100% BULLSHIT They cant clone a fuckin dog yet so how the fuck can they clone a human?

Um, they already cloned a sheep several years ago, and a cow just recently

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 02:52 PM

no doubt

cloing is quite easy, just slicing of the dna

DarkJedi · 04-05-2002, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by payrollpete
you die because your heart fails

too much use from sexxin up the ladies all those years

i don't drink or smoke teengodfather, so its all good

no, you die because your brain dies.

Heart fails, and doesnt pump blood (which contains oxygen) into the brain, thus brain dies without oxygen.

tekart · 04-05-2002, 03:50 PM

this may be hard to believe...but I heard on the news up here that cloing sheep/cows/mice is pretty easy...but actually cloning a 'dog' is a lot harder...don't recall the details...just the fact that they said a dog was harder the all other animals so far!

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 04:25 PM

lets clone shakira

Squishy · 04-05-2002, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by payrollpete
lets clone shakira

Just the boobs, for grafting.

payrollpete · 04-05-2002, 04:39 PM

ok i am game

u got her #?

;)

Matt 26z · 04-08-2002, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Cloning kicks ass

They cant clone a fuckin dog yet so how the fuck can they clone a human?

They cloned a cat already. I think it was about 2 months ago.

I believe I read that the problem with all of this is that the clone is the same age as the original. It may look younger, but it's actually several years old or whatever. At least that's what they thought they had found with Dolly the sheep.

Lev · 04-08-2002, 06:41 PM

How to Clone a Human (Version 1.1)

This is not a joke procedure, it's the real thing. I have other pages for humor, but this page is only for serious cloning info. This page was updated on 2/27/98 (to version 1.1) with new information from Dr. Lee Silver of Princeton University, a noted expert on cloning. This procedure is based upon the Sheep cloning procedure. The mouse cloning procedure seems to have worked better, so I'll be changing this page to Version 1.2 when I get all that information together. The two procedures are similar, but not identical. This page provided courtesy of:

The BioFact Report

Materials:

Human Tissue: Pure human cells of one tissue type, from the individual who will be cloned.
Human Tissue Culture Media: Media in which these human cells will grow and divide.
Minimal Human Tissue Culture Media: Media in which cells will stop dividing, and enter a state of "quiescence" without dying.
Laboratory supplies: Incubator, Sterile Hood, petri dishes, microscopes, and tools capable of removing and implanting cellular organelles, such as the nucleus, from one cell to another.
Unfertilized human egg cells.
Human Egg Cell growth media: Media where fertilized eggs will grow and divide.
Procedures
Grow the human cells to be cloned until you have a good supply.
Transfer the cells to minimal media. [For now, The Sheep Cloning Paper is a good reference for exactly how long.] This should allow the cells to live, but they should stop dividing and enter quiescence. This is likely the step in which the cells lose their differentiation, and revert to a more totipotent state.
When the cultured cells are in the quiescent state, get an unfertilized human egg cell. Remove the nucleus from this egg cell. Try to minimize damage done to this cell and discard the nucleus.
Take one of the quiescent cells in it's entirely, and implant it inside the coat around the egg (known as the zona pellucida) next to the egg itself.
Electroshock the egg. [For now, The Sheep Cloning Paper is probably a good reference for how much and how long to electroshock.] The electroshock induces the fusion of the two cells, so you should be able to tell when you've electroshocked enough just by looking at the cells. The rebooting of the human genetic program is believed to be initiated by the replacement of donor cell protien signals by egg cell protien signals, but the electroshock might assist in moving those protien signals across the nuclear membrane as well. Electroporation is a common technique for moving DNA molecules through a cellular membrane.
Repeat the last three steps as necessary until you have enough clones. Expect a lot of them not to survive because of cellular damage and other mishaps. Allow the embryos to grow and divide a few times in Human Egg Cell growth media.
Implant the embryos in human mothers where they will can be carried to term, and born normally.

04-08-2002, 06:46 PM

So when am I going to be able to grow a penis on my hand? My life long dream has been to have a penis finger. Imagine what you could do.

zubr · 04-08-2002, 07:57 PM

this is some fucked up shit, guys.... i would clone 50 of me to hand-submit tgps

04-05-2002, 12:37 PM	#1
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	Live 500 years. No Joke. "An Italian researcher is claiming ground-breaking progress, and has successfully cloned a human, and the mother is now 8 weeks pregnant, according to this article. Now how long until I can buy my own clone?" It's worth noting that the Roman medical associations bioethicists denied Dr. Antinori permission to proceed with these experiments last month." So now all you need to do is when you die have someone preserve your brain, then cut open your clones head, throw away that brain, and insert your old brain. Bam, back to normal, just like a computer. Scary though isn't it

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bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	scary nah.. inhuman yes.. i dont know how on here reads or has read the bible but if im not mistaken it says the downfail of earth will be men w/o souls.. well the flash of light at conseption in my eyes is where u recieve ur soul with no horizional poka u have no soul.. leading to Hell on Earth.. my bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	the guy that gets that patent will be rolling in the dough inhuman? its science. Last edited by FlyingIguana; 04-05-2002 at 12:42 PM..

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	The only sad part would be: if your children wouldn't do the same thing they'd die before you. What I've heard, there's nothing more horrible than see your own children die.. I think it doesn't matter if they die of old age __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Sign me up, this is my dream. I love the idea of cloning. Liver fails, fuck it, clone a new one. Loose an arm in a car accident, fuck it, clone a new one. Its science and its awesome. Every time we find a way to cheat death its good. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

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payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	well if you are reading the bible and work in the porn bizz you have some problems

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payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	aaaaaaaahaahhahahaha gary oh shit clone an arm

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payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	normal girls don't like giant cocks sluts like 14 inch maybe

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Hooterdog Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cincy Posts: 602	seaz- enough with the banner already . . . give us a break!

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payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	"what the fuck good is an 80 yr old brain?" well you know how much you learn with in 80 yrs? shit if you lived 2 lifetimes you'd be twice as smart ;)

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Yep, we need to hurry up and figure out this immortality crap. Otherwise, who the fuck is going to run my site for me when I'm 80? We are all energy....energy does not ceast to exist, it only changes shape. I plan on becoming really wealthy, so I can afford that shit someday.

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payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	cherrylula is a smart one

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	well, think about it - you die only because you brain dies. And if brains dies - you cant transplant it into a new head.

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payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	you die because your heart fails too much use from sexxin up the ladies all those years i don't drink or smoke teengodfather, so its all good

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theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	This is what you guys really want to see. Cloning is a last resort, gene therapy is the wave of the future. __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

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Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Cloning kicks ass Im gonna get 100 clones of myself and get 100 computers and get my clones to just keep clicking from my tgp so I get a high ranking everywhere!! Back to reality. The info here is 100% BULLSHIT They cant clone a fuckin dog yet so how the fuck can they clone a human? You are an idiot if you think that it is already possible. my

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theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	I'm gonna bribe Britney Spears' housekeeper to steal me Brit's hairbrush, save the hair and clone-my-own! A man can dream. __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

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payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	no doubt cloing is quite easy, just slicing of the dna

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tekart Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: somwhere in time... Posts: 368	this may be hard to believe...but I heard on the news up here that cloing sheep/cows/mice is pretty easy...but actually cloning a 'dog' is a lot harder...don't recall the details...just the fact that they said a dog was harder the all other animals so far!

04-05-2002, 04:25 PM	#29
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	lets clone shakira

04-05-2002, 04:39 PM	#31
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	ok i am game u got her #? ;)

04-08-2002, 06:41 PM	#33
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	How to Clone a Human (Version 1.1) This is not a joke procedure, it's the real thing. I have other pages for humor, but this page is only for serious cloning info. This page was updated on 2/27/98 (to version 1.1) with new information from Dr. Lee Silver of Princeton University, a noted expert on cloning. This procedure is based upon the Sheep cloning procedure. The mouse cloning procedure seems to have worked better, so I'll be changing this page to Version 1.2 when I get all that information together. The two procedures are similar, but not identical. This page provided courtesy of: The BioFact Report Materials: Human Tissue: Pure human cells of one tissue type, from the individual who will be cloned. Human Tissue Culture Media: Media in which these human cells will grow and divide. Minimal Human Tissue Culture Media: Media in which cells will stop dividing, and enter a state of "quiescence" without dying. Laboratory supplies: Incubator, Sterile Hood, petri dishes, microscopes, and tools capable of removing and implanting cellular organelles, such as the nucleus, from one cell to another. Unfertilized human egg cells. Human Egg Cell growth media: Media where fertilized eggs will grow and divide. Procedures Grow the human cells to be cloned until you have a good supply. Transfer the cells to minimal media. [For now, The Sheep Cloning Paper is a good reference for exactly how long.] This should allow the cells to live, but they should stop dividing and enter quiescence. This is likely the step in which the cells lose their differentiation, and revert to a more totipotent state. When the cultured cells are in the quiescent state, get an unfertilized human egg cell. Remove the nucleus from this egg cell. Try to minimize damage done to this cell and discard the nucleus. Take one of the quiescent cells in it's entirely, and implant it inside the coat around the egg (known as the zona pellucida) next to the egg itself. Electroshock the egg. [For now, The Sheep Cloning Paper is probably a good reference for how much and how long to electroshock.] The electroshock induces the fusion of the two cells, so you should be able to tell when you've electroshocked enough just by looking at the cells. The rebooting of the human genetic program is believed to be initiated by the replacement of donor cell protien signals by egg cell protien signals, but the electroshock might assist in moving those protien signals across the nuclear membrane as well. Electroporation is a common technique for moving DNA molecules through a cellular membrane. Repeat the last three steps as necessary until you have enough clones. Expect a lot of them not to survive because of cellular damage and other mishaps. Allow the embryos to grow and divide a few times in Human Egg Cell growth media. Implant the embryos in human mothers where they will can be carried to term, and born normally.

04-08-2002, 06:46 PM	#34
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	So when am I going to be able to grow a penis on my hand? My life long dream has been to have a penis finger. Imagine what you could do.

04-08-2002, 07:57 PM	#35
zubr Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,227	this is some fucked up shit, guys.... i would clone 50 of me to hand-submit tgps __________________ Alex - ICQ:61889253 - MSN:zubr_zubr at hotmail.com - Skype:zubrzubr