Do you talk Dirty to yourself when you Masturbate?

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  • mal
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 1899
    #1

    Do you talk Dirty to yourself when you Masturbate?

    just wondering...
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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572
      #2
      lol -- busted.
      tada!

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        • Babagirls
          Text Writer
          • Feb 2001
          • 18812
          #3
          nawww but i love to watch porn that has dirty talkin in it. does that count?




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            • pornguy
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              • Mar 2003
              • 62912
              #4
              Man that is kind of sick. Since you are doing this, you may want to seek professional help.
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                • nikki99
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 23087
                  #5
                  u do it? huaahaahahaha
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                    • Jer
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 10601
                      #6
                      Oh Jer, you're so sexy and skinny... you've been blessed by God with your sexiness... go, Jer, go... don't stop...

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                        • psili
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 5526
                          #7
                          I like to finger my belly button with strawberry-kiwi jello while jerking it.

                          Talking dirty, though?
                          That's just wrong.
                          Your post count means nothing.

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                            • 2HousePlague
                              CURATOR
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14572
                              #8
                              Originally posted by pornguy
                              Man that is kind of sick. Since you are doing this, you may want to seek professional help.

                              Don't judge -- remember, masturbation is a playground for the life-weary spirit -- no harm, no foul -- as they say. Funny, when the first thing you radiate towards a stranger is "I'm okay, you're okay" -- that self-fulfills --
                              tada!

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                                • gangbangjoe
                                  Ronin
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 17693
                                  #9
                                  i do monkey sounds all the time

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                                    • adultchica
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 5141
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by psili
                                      I like to finger my belly button with strawberry-kiwi jello while jerking it.

                                      Talking dirty, though?
                                      That's just wrong.

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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 32195
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Jer
                                          Oh Jer, you're so sexy and skinny... you've been blessed by God with your sexiness... go, Jer, go... don't stop...
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                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32195
                                              #12
                                              One thing's for damn sure. I'd love to hire MAL to be a moderator for a funny general entertainment forum aimed at general consumers. Your topics definitely have great entertainment value. Similar to GenMay but without the teen angst.

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                                                • Antonio
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 14136
                                                  #13
                                                  nah, but I play heavy metal while doing, it turns me on big time

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                                                    • axelcat
                                                      Adult Locals
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 25450
                                                      #14

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                                                        • Manowar
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                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528
                                                          #15
                                                          yes, frequently

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                                                            • Nookster
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                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 3744
                                                              #16
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                                                                • ajrocks
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                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 4526
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Of course! Got to keep it fresh!
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                                                                    • Loryn
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 12853
                                                                      #18
                                                                      No, but I pretend the guy or girl who is pleasuring me in my mind is!
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                                                                        • tristan_D
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 7865
                                                                          #19
                                                                          all I can say is...to each his own. do whatever it is in the name of satisfaction
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                                                                            • Persignup Dustin
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                              • 871
                                                                              #20
                                                                              The reason this shit is funny to me is because when I was coming up, it was COMPLETELY taboo to talk about masturbation.

                                                                              You guys... you don't stop talking about it!


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                                                                                • Screaming
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                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 18972
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Nope, just stare at your sig.

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                                                                                    • Bluewire Ross
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                      • 2169
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by tristan_D
                                                                                      all I can say is...to each his own. do whatever it is in the name of satisfaction
                                                                                      i agree...

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                                                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 17761
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          sometimes yes sometimes no.
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                                                                                            • corvette
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                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 7880
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              good thread title
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                                                                                                • Theo
                                                                                                  HAL 9000
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 34515
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  im into multitasking usually talking with relatives, no time to waste

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                                                                                                    • sonofsam
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 18642
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                                                                      im into multitasking usually talking with relatives, no time to waste
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                                                                                                        • cmos
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                                          • 268
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Not normal.

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                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Nope; my voice could cool me off..

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                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                  • 133986
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Nope..just want it done and over with

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                                                                                                                    • Jarmusch
                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 12479
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                                                                                      im into multitasking usually talking with relatives, no time to waste
                                                                                                                      Nice, you must have a pretty open-minded family.

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                                                                                                                        • bdld
                                                                                                                          $100,000
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                          • 11452
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          i have multiple personality disorder so my 4th personality talks dirty to my 3rd, my 2nd personality is a voyeur so it all works out just fine..

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                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Lol.. No I don't think I have.


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                                                                                                                                • Jennyfer
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 1708
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  What a good laugh i had reading this thread , you guys are crazy.
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                                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 67798
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Umm, nope.....


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                                                                                                                                        • GlydeGirl
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 1516
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I fantasize when I masturbate, but I don't talk out loud. Dirty talk works for me when I'm hearing it, not when I'm saying it.

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                                                                                                                                            • Wiggles
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 14423
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              haha i've seen epople do it in movies, but thats just funny haha
                                                                                                                                              no sig

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                                                                                                                                                • Dirty Dane
                                                                                                                                                  Sick Fuck
                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 9491
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I used to smack myself and shout bitch until the neighboors started complaining.

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                                                                                                                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                      WW4L
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 10581
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I talk serious trash while I masturbate..it's good for the soul

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