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Old 12-29-2005, 08:49 AM   #1
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How do guys with Huge dicks sit on the toilet?

doesnt their dick dip into the water?

how do they prevent that? Im small ( ) so i dont have to worry about it. But
do you have to curve it while you sit or something? I just wondered what they do?
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:51 AM   #2
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You're wondering how other guys handle their cock?

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Old 12-29-2005, 08:53 AM   #3
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doesnt their dick dip into the water?

how do they prevent that? Im small ( ) so i dont have to worry about it. But
do you have to curve it while you sit or something? I just wondered what they do?
i let mines touch the water
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:54 AM   #4
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You're wondering how other guys handle their cock?
I wonder how they prevent their dicks from touching the toilet water. Its more of a technical question than a sexual question
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:55 AM   #5
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i have it wrapped around my leg and up to the toilet again.

but if i have to piss real hard the pressure hurts my leg
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:55 AM   #6
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Well the secret is not to put it in the toilet, but to hang it on the outside of the seat!!

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p.s. thats after you've had a piss before the shit.
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:56 AM   #7
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i let mines touch the water
Im such a germ phobe, I Hate that
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:56 AM   #8
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:56 AM   #9
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I must admit it is a very difficult problem to solve. Just the price one has to pay I guess.
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Old 12-29-2005, 08:58 AM   #10
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Maybe theres a market for www.tallertoilets.com
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:01 AM   #11
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Im such a germ phobe, I Hate that
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:03 AM   #12
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:06 AM   #13
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:07 AM   #14
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from a girls perspective wouldnt u just hold it or stop being a pussy and let it hang. at least u can be proud that u have a big cock that can touch the water
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:07 AM   #15
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:07 AM   #16
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:08 AM   #17
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a good question
who does fat weman do it?
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Old 12-29-2005, 09:08 AM   #18
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Decent question.. I guess...
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:25 AM   #19
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:28 AM   #20
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I never sit. I stand on the seating and let it go. I have to whipe my dick afterwards but hey..at least it did not dip in the toilet.
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:53 AM   #21
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this is not my problem
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:58 AM   #22
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Wow... you men and your crazy problems! I hope all of you well-hung waterboys wash your cocks before you get them sucked!
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Old 12-29-2005, 10:59 AM   #23
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Its a really bitch when it not only touches the water but damn near drowns in it.
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:03 AM   #24
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Just sittin around and the question pop into your head eh?
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:09 AM   #25
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Just sittin around and the question pop into your head eh?
no. A lot of times when I piss in the toilet it streams out into different directions and I miss the bowl.
So I thought of sitting down but I had a morning hardon and im afraid of germs and didnt want to rub up against the bowl. so it made me think, how do people like lex steel or mandingo take a dump without it touching the water?

I dont care if anyone thinks im gay though. what do I care what people i dont know think?
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:14 AM   #26
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I HAVE ENCOUNTERED THIS PROBLEM ON OCCASSION IN THE PAST.... IM NOT HUGE OR NOTHING....BUT IM BIG ENOUGH TO TEST THE WATER HERE N THERE :p

Lex Steele has a urinal next to his toilet....he has good aim now adays
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:24 AM   #27
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u could try shitting with your jockstrap on
or lowering the level of the water in the bowl
or float a small boat your pecker can rest on when you turd

i think most people with this problem are willing to put up with it
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:26 AM   #28
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Old 12-29-2005, 11:32 AM   #29
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Wow... you men and your crazy problems! I hope all of you well-hung waterboys wash your cocks before you get them sucked!
wash ?? hell i dont even wipe !
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u could try shitting with your jockstrap on
or lowering the level of the water in the bowl
or float a small boat your pecker can rest on when you turd

i think most people with this problem are willing to put up with it
only queers wear jock straps
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Wow... you men and your crazy problems! I hope all of you well-hung waterboys wash your cocks before you get them sucked!
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i have it wrapped around my leg and up to the toilet again.

but if i have to piss real hard the pressure hurts my leg
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