FedEx Is holding my Fleshlight Hostage!

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  • dissipate
    The Dirty Frenchman
    • Nov 2005
    • 8904

    #1

    FedEx Is holding my Fleshlight Hostage!

    It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

  • Stallion
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6632

    #2
    They are testing it out..
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    • sfera
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 8597

      #3
      they are passing it around

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      • Matt 26z
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2002
        • 18481

        #4
        Its in the break room.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Did someone say FLeshlight?

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          • dissipate
            The Dirty Frenchman
            • Nov 2005
            • 8904

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
            Did someone say Fleshlight?
            <3 to juicy

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            • smack
              Push Porn Like Weight.
              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              you're never gonna get it. they probably opened the box and are now going to keep it.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • DutchTeenCash
                I like Dutch Girls
                • Feb 2003
                • 21684

                #8
                mine has been used by 27 diff ppl too I guess lol ... still not here :/

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                • Babagirls
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 18812

                  #9
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                  • dissipate
                    The Dirty Frenchman
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 8904

                    #10
                    Gonna have to check it out for semen before i test it out.

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                    • dissipate
                      The Dirty Frenchman
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 8904

                      #11
                      So if i use it after 15 fedex employees have had thier way with it... does that make me non-hetero?

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                      • Ramos2
                        Custom User Title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 11927

                        #12
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                        • abadfish
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1482

                          #13
                          "Order being sent over to warehouse for processing :-)

                          -JDL"

                          That's what I was told on November 21 and I have not received mine!
                          Reanna Mae

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                          • cool1
                            sex is good
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 24939

                            #14
                            Mine arrived but fedex is holding it for ransom.
                            tell me I need to pay $15 or else.

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                            • bjjb
                              Have laptop will travel
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 13074

                              #15
                              I sale cheap fleshlights.. New or used

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                              • Rui
                                web
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 9533

                                #16
                                Your not the first one

                                rigth Juicy :/

                                themmm fuckers

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                                • Violetta
                                  Affiliate
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 28735

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Stallion
                                  They are testing it out..
                                  M&A Queen

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                                  • gornyhuy
                                    Chafed.
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 18041

                                    #18
                                    Mmmmmmm Fleshlight Creampie.

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                                    • bobv50
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 260

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by dissipate
                                      It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

                                      THIS IS THE GUY THAT TRIED TO STEAL MY FLESHLIGHT..



                                      HE RETURNED IT AFTER A FEW DAYS.
                                      A wise Pimp once said "PUSSY WILL SELL...EVEN WHEN CORN & COTTON WON'T!"

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                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by abadfish
                                        "Order being sent over to warehouse for processing :-)

                                        -JDL"

                                        That's what I was told on November 21 and I have not received mine!
                                        shoot me email send another out to you

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                                        • je_rome
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 6846

                                          #21
                                          maybe your girlfriend found out about your order and paid the guys in fedex not to deliver it
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                                          • Mike Okitch
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 4126

                                            #22
                                            Had fun with FedEx myself. They couldn't quite look at me in the eyes when I picked it up.
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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528

                                              #23
                                              it will come opened, and USED

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                                              • pornguy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 62912

                                                #24
                                                I never got one. I never asked for one, but I am sure the people that the post office would keep mine.
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                                                • Fizzgig
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 9649

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dissipate
                                                  It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

                                                  They're trying it out. Don't worry, they'll wash it before sending it on.
                                                  ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                  • reynold
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 51271

                                                    #26
                                                    You still have your left hand right? :winkwink"

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                                                    • reed_4
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 9640

                                                      #27
                                                      FedEx should be sponsored by Fleshlight to avoid hostaging someone else's fleshlight.

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                                                      • Lev
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 3545

                                                        #28
                                                        why do you need it?

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                                                        • the Shemp
                                                          congrats to the winners
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 10891

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by dissipate
                                                          It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

                                                          thats a ground shipment, so its in the back of the trailer on its way to Boston..its pretty hard for the driver to scan the parcels for progress updates while he is driving...
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                                                          • phonesex
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 3437

                                                            #30
                                                            Its probably in the employee bathroom.

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