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BV · 12-27-2005, 08:25 PM

50 stank crotches

Quotealex · 12-27-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I always hated when those stinking ass bitches would start spraying that hideous cheap body spray all over the dressing room..and the glitter.. I would send a bitch home and tell her to take a shower cause no man wants to go home with glitter all over his crotch and face..the best part was handing the pole humpers a bottle of windex and some papertowels to make them clean their pussy grease off the pole that I was about to touch with my hands.

Take a shower..come to work smelling like a person , you will leave smelling like sweat and smoke anyhows..the perfume and cheap body sprays make it a vomitous smell.

You seem to like degrading strippers, why is that?
Most strippers I met are good people that take care of their body, but wear a bit too much perfume.

Spunky · 12-27-2005, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

One of my buddies stops by around 3 am after leaving the strip club to use the dryer, he throws his shirt in there with some fabric softener and then goes home

I have to remember that trick

Bama · 12-27-2005, 09:21 PM

Just keep a bottle of this in your trunk and spray yourself prior to going into the house.

http://www.edgefieldoutdoors.com/html/scents.html

I don't get the whole stripper thing either.... A woman that costs money that you don't get to sleep with is called a wife!

nofx · 12-27-2005, 09:26 PM

kill yourself for being dishonest with your significant other

if you have to hide something from her/him then you're obviously doing something wrong.

Doctor Dre · 12-27-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

LOL. Hookers and escorts are not for me.

Great ... stripers neither, they are a bunch of trouble.

Doctor Dre · 12-27-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

There is a product called Ozium spray. It neutrolizes most odors. Try it, I hear it works. Now getting the sparkles off is where it gets tricky and the way you will get nailed every single time, unless you bring a gift home with sparkles on the ribbon.Watch out for make-up stains on both the front and back of your shirt, thoses broads wear that shit everywhere.

How do I know all of this? I've never actually been to a strip club...

LOL!

C

Ozium is what every dealer/grower use to keep the smell off ! lol

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 09:34 PM

Chris mallick grows!!!!

haha jk

most growers use a carbon filter and an ozonater

Doctor Dre · 12-27-2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Chris mallick grows!!!!

haha jk

most growers use a carbon filter and an ozonater

I meant in case of an emergency... ;)

SleazyDream · 12-27-2005, 09:36 PM

take disposable cloths to the strip club and shower before you get home

Quotealex · 12-28-2005, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

kill yourself for being dishonest with your significant other

if you have to hide something from her/him then you're obviously doing something wrong.

There's nothing dishonest about lying to your gf if you are not cheating on her and don't want her to run her mouth all night long,

Kassidy · 12-28-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

I beg to differ. There's nothing wrong in lying to her to avoid a big drama over nothing.

Until you get caught - that's when the REAL drama will happen. And you guys ALWAYS get caught eventually.

Quotealex · 12-28-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kassidy

Until you get caught - that's when the REAL drama will happen. And you guys ALWAYS get caught eventually.

When you get "caught", you just have to lend her your credit card for a few hours so she can buy something nice for her and she'll forgive you

shahab6 · 12-28-2005, 11:14 AM

Smoke a cig, it works for me.

12-27-2005, 09:21 PM	#54
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Just keep a bottle of this in your trunk and spray yourself prior to going into the house. http://www.edgefieldoutdoors.com/html/scents.html I don't get the whole stripper thing either.... A woman that costs money that you don't get to sleep with is called a wife! Last edited by Bama; 12-27-2005 at 09:22 PM..

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12-27-2005, 08:25 PM	#51
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shahab6 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los angeles Posts: 1,614	Smoke a cig, it works for me.