Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I always hated when those stinking ass bitches would start spraying that hideous cheap body spray all over the dressing room..and the glitter.. I would send a bitch home and tell her to take a shower cause no man wants to go home with glitter all over his crotch and face..the best part was handing the pole humpers a bottle of windex and some papertowels to make them clean their pussy grease off the pole that I was about to touch with my hands.

Take a shower..come to work smelling like a person , you will leave smelling like sweat and smoke anyhows..the perfume and cheap body sprays make it a vomitous smell.

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

One of my buddies stops by around 3 am after leaving the strip club to use the dryer, he throws his shirt in there with some fabric softener and then goes home

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

LOL. Hookers and escorts are not for me.

Originally Posted by Chris Mallick

There is a product called Ozium spray. It neutrolizes most odors. Try it, I hear it works. Now getting the sparkles off is where it gets tricky and the way you will get nailed every single time, unless you bring a gift home with sparkles on the ribbon.Watch out for make-up stains on both the front and back of your shirt, thoses broads wear that shit everywhere.

How do I know all of this? I've never actually been to a strip club...

LOL!

C

Originally Posted by sonofsam

Chris mallick grows!!!!


haha jk

most growers use a carbon filter and an ozonater :)

Originally Posted by nofx

kill yourself for being dishonest with your significant other

if you have to hide something from her/him then you're obviously doing something wrong.

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal

I beg to differ. There's nothing wrong in lying to her to avoid a big drama over nothing.

Originally Posted by Kassidy

Until you get caught - that's when the REAL drama will happen. And you guys ALWAYS get caught eventually.