Reminder: If you're rich you have to refer to your cars/boats/etc as "TOYS" - GoFuckYourself.com

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 03:37 AM

i.e. if you buy a 300k car, you have to be like "yo... check out my new toy (pics)"

make sure that you play it off, like even if it were to get stolen or whatever you wouldn't even care... because it's NOTHING to you.. you could buy 10 of them in a heartbeat

or like shaq does with his shoes, buy a new one every time you drive one

btw: don't act too excited... don't wanna come off like it was an actual dent in your money stack

Mike Okitch · 12-27-2005, 03:40 AM

You can tell the men from the boys by the size of their toys.

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 03:43 AM

picked up a new toy yesterday,

mclaren f1 .... it's okay....

walked into the dealership and they all greet me by my first name "money"

i guess i'll drive this one for a week or so.... whatever

VIPimp · 12-27-2005, 03:46 AM

can i refer to my kir as my toy?

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by VIPimp

can i refer to my kir as my toy?

thats something you and your boyfriend are going to have to decide together

VIPimp · 12-27-2005, 03:55 AM

bekonamish to-koonit

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by VIPimp

bekonamish to-koonit

for the people here who can't read persian.. let me translate

"why did you make a joke about my boyfriend? you know me and him are in a fight right now..."

VIPimp · 12-27-2005, 03:57 AM

koshol

translate that

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by VIPimp

koshol

translate that

okay

27/m/cali/submissive... but will also dominate... looking for bear 220 lbs and up+

but yo... i think this is the wrong board for that kinda stuff

VIPimp · 12-27-2005, 04:00 AM

!!!!!!! 27????? !!!!!!!!!

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 04:00 AM

i dunno... thats what you wrote... you tell me

VIPimp · 12-27-2005, 04:01 AM

lol choose a reply and stick with it lol...

degeh hasteh shodam azizam

Love Sex · 12-27-2005, 04:52 AM

I just told my pilot he can keep the leer jet as a holiday gift. I needed a reason to get the lime green one.

JFK · 12-27-2005, 05:23 AM

what, no Cartoon???

sonofsam · 12-27-2005, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Love Sex

I just told my pilot he can keep the leer jet as a holiday gift. I needed a reason to get the lime green one.

yah i have one of those toys, they're alright i guess...

whatever though... wouldn't phase me if i crashed it... unless i died... and that would be very unfortunate because fortune 500 would have to find a replacement on such short notice

and JFK: don't you worry, there are cartoons being made soon lol

Manowar · 12-27-2005, 05:28 AM

i just picked up a ferrari enzo

it's a great toy

i park it next to my sunseeker

12-27-2005, 03:37 AM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	Reminder: If you're rich you have to refer to your cars/boats/etc as "TOYS" i.e. if you buy a 300k car, you have to be like "yo... check out my new toy (pics)" make sure that you play it off, like even if it were to get stolen or whatever you wouldn't even care... because it's NOTHING to you.. you could buy 10 of them in a heartbeat or like shaq does with his shoes, buy a new one every time you drive one btw: don't act too excited... don't wanna come off like it was an actual dent in your money stack __________________ I like turtles.

12-27-2005, 03:40 AM	#2
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	You can tell the men from the boys by the size of their toys. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-27-2005, 03:43 AM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	picked up a new toy yesterday, mclaren f1 .... it's okay.... walked into the dealership and they all greet me by my first name "money" i guess i'll drive this one for a week or so.... whatever __________________ I like turtles.

12-27-2005, 04:00 AM	#11
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i dunno... thats what you wrote... you tell me __________________ I like turtles.

12-27-2005, 05:23 AM	#14
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	what, no Cartoon??? __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

12-27-2005, 03:46 AM	#4
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	can i refer to my kir as my toy?

12-27-2005, 03:55 AM	#6
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	bekonamish to-koonit

12-27-2005, 03:57 AM	#8
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	koshol translate that

12-27-2005, 04:01 AM	#12
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	lol choose a reply and stick with it lol... degeh hasteh shodam azizam

12-27-2005, 04:52 AM	#13
Love Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,905	I just told my pilot he can keep the leer jet as a holiday gift. I needed a reason to get the lime green one.

12-27-2005, 05:28 AM	#16
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	i just picked up a ferrari enzo it's a great toy i park it next to my sunseeker