newbreed

So my neighbor calls me this morning at 7:00a.m. on the dot. Needs the coupon on page 27 of the phone book for the heating and cooling place. It's a 10%'er for service calls. Now look, I am all about getting the heat fixed, but FFS, 7:00a.m., to save 10%???

There you go, you can all thank me later.

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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

baddog

if it is a $7,000 repair job, it might be worth clipping that coupon

Spunky

I saved more using Geico

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beemk

so whats the secret?

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Rob

How is that a secret to being rich? If you wanted to be rich you wouldn't pay to get it fixed but instead invest what you would have spent on the heating repair in a HV/AC company. Then have them repair it and write it off on your taxes as a business expense.

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newbreed

Read it a little slower, you'll get it, I promise.

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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

devilspost

The real secret is to offer him 20% off and you go over tap on it a few times and wipe down the dust off the outside of the furnace go home with the 200 bucks. Then block his number ;)

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newbreed

I agree with this statement and will pass that on. I am also turning my ringer off for the rest of the winter.

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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

escorpio

Never answer the phone at 7:00 a.m. It's always bad news.

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newbreed

Except I'm not the repair person, I was the one stupid enough to answer the phone so I could cut a fucking coupon out for them.

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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

beemk

i said that because you didnt post anything worthy of being a secret to being rich.

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devilspost

I like this idea better even tho I fix everthing myself.

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newbreed

You know, I am learning that more and more. It's always someone I don't want to talk to. I really thought this early in the morning it was something serious like maybe my garage was on fire or some shit, or there house was on fire and maybe I outta get my roof wet real quick or something.

I think i am just going to set the damn coupon books outside the front door and leave them there, let's not even bother with the phone call part of it in the future.

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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

JohnnyUtah

ur a homo

newbreed

It meant a lot to most of the people on here, who are not rich, but might need a tip such as use coupons when you can.

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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

newbreed

That's not a secret

edit - you mean homophobe, right? Good deal then.

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Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before