If you spend more time on your sites and less on GFY you would have the money to buy a dvd plater ....right?

GOOD GRIEF! Don't take yourself so fucking seriously. Just smile, eat some nachos, and come out of the closet. You want a DVD player? Make some money and go buy one. Or if you really are the ignorant pussy you portray yourself as, get your GF to buy you one. This place isn't for serious talk...you should have learned that long ago.

Wiggle your bum and DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!!!!

:eatmouse

Why don't you just make more tgp galleries and buy your own DVD player?

Just a thought.

free shit = good shit

I will send you one free turd in a box.

this isn't a fucking gameshow, it's an adult webmaster chat board...

No WONDER Vanna or Barker's Beauties are never here! Its NOT a game show?!?!? Darn! :(

save up

sorry that my 'hello' post caused so much stress in your life :)

but this thread was a good attempt at a dvd player also.

I got one

dvd envy...

I think Kman has more posts than you in 1 day than you've had the whole time you've been on the board.

Good Luck on your DVD player!

You seen Vanna lately ??
The aging process did not agree with her AT ALL !!! :throwup

Looks like she fell out of a fucking UGLY TREE ... and hit EVERY branch on the way down !!! :1orglaugh

Sorry bro, I'm taken.

Chill out before you have a heart attack. Life is too short to take my criticism seriously.

:waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

Fuck you - you useless piece of dumbass dogshit. I never kept the DVD lensman sent me, I donated it to a home for the mentally handicaped and I also bought another one out of my own pocket and gave it to another home for the mentally handcaped as well casue lensman had the integrity to send me the unit.

I even sent him pics of the guys in the home opening the box and setting it up. ANd Lensman send a TOP of the LINE DVD too, not a wallmart special.

Go to work and buy your own DVD you lazy useless moron.

well, either my humour is really really dark, or you guys just didnt get the sarcasm in my initial post
i was really not pissed, but some people did not get that i guess
my post to Sly_RJ however was not sarcastic...i was really swearing at him, cause he was really swearing at me. :BangBang:

sleazy, FUCK OFF. you calling me lazy? FUCK YOU FAT FUCKER. God, everyone makes fun of your fat ugly ass every single day, yet you still post here....you remind me of a wife who keeps getting beaten oin by her husband, yet she still keeps coming back for more.
in my initial post, i was trying to be sarcastic and stir up some drama, but that was lost on you too. Anyways, go fuck yourself fat fuck. and i mean it

fuck you metaform, suck my hairless nutz

adamm, i wasent even talking to you
why dont you fuck your own self. are you sleazyfags's little hairy troll? or are you the guy who follows him to chuckycheese every tuesday and suck on his clit while he downs 3 pizzas and a coke

you're a nothing. You have no friends with any influence and you're pretty much just a total loser.


Coward too - no ICQ in your profile, no site, no nothing. Just a 14 year old kid taking puck shots from the safty of daddy's basement. Isn't it bedtime, I hear you mother calling.... or maybe that's just her crying casue you dad can't even hope to satisfy her like I did yesterday. What a slut she was.....dead lay too.

well sleazy, at least im not fat and ugly like you. at least i can get a women witout having to show her my fancy cars and wallet. you can only buy good pussy. we all know that is a fact

as far as being a coward, ive already posted my picture here. im 23, not 14
my icq is: 127058515. my nick on icq is "Metaform"
my IM nick is: MetaformX
my email is: [email protected]

i wont post my sites here, cause there are way too many lurkers here who are looking to copy sites witout putting any work into it. You of all people should know that posting your URL on a message board like this is a invitation for hotlinkers and thiefs. I own 2 free sites(1 lesbian, 1 hardcore) and im working with a partner on a movie paysite. I make $2000 a month right now in PROFIT, and ive been doing the adult thing for 7 months so far. Im not a highroller, but i dont see why i cant be, if i keep doing what im doing.

You are right on one thing, i dont have alot of "porn friends on high places"....2 pissble reasons: been doing this for only 7 months. till now, have been too busy on building sites, then building a relashionship with other webmasters. I am friends with soul rebel, who has prolly helped me more in this business then anyone else, and prolly the nicest webmaster ive met so far.

you can see my sites, if you want, you just must promise you wont post them on the board. drop me a email or icq if you want to see them.

you an pretty much kiss a bunch of those 'relationships' goodbye.

stop watching tv spanking it to brad pitt and get back to work fuck!

who?
me, or sleazy?

You, you twit.

Do you seriously have nothing better to do than make yourself look like a total twat? You're definitely good at it, must have had plenty of practice.

Your initial post was sarcasm? Right. And you didn't really want an ass fuck? Right. Next time before you make some idiotic post, make sure you won't need to back peddle later on.

Yep.. start a thread with pics of your girlfriend fucking you in the ass

:1orglaugh

I'm sorry but I couldn't resist :winkwink:

I like you.. you're a funny guy. Pity some people can't see the humour in your posts.

I 'd let gaby fuck me in the ass .... but I'd prolly have to be good and drunk

gaby is a total BABE !!:thumbsup

ahhh, gaby, your so sweet 8)
you like my sence of humor, ay? :Graucho

Nope was southpark, during the cows days carnival episode, where the cows get their own cult and Cartman turns into a vietnamese hooker

No, I think its "Penis ENVY"

I love the old MetaformX heheh


WOO !! YAY !! HOUPLA !!

:glugglug

omg, that ninja site, bwaaaahahahahahahaha

Hey MetaformX,

here's my contribution to your DVD player...:)

I once got a dvd player for starting a thread about pimpdog :)

it was a pretty good JVC dvd player to, not a cheapy samsung or someshit

Nice Joke, Meta. I got it from the beginning. :Graucho

Give me a break. If a DVD player is too hard to buy yourself, and this is the main annoyance in your life... dude, you need to get a life. Sad but true.

Damn, I thought Pac made that one up.

haha
this threads brings back old memories
but i had much better threads than this one DarkJedi...you should start resurecting the "should I piss loud or silently" and "I drink wine coolers" and etc.