dvd envy...

I think Kman has more posts than you in 1 day than you've had the whole time you've been on the board.

Good Luck on your DVD player!

You seen Vanna lately ??
The aging process did not agree with her AT ALL !!! :throwup

Looks like she fell out of a fucking UGLY TREE ... and hit EVERY branch on the way down !!! :1orglaugh

Sorry bro, I'm taken.

Chill out before you have a heart attack. Life is too short to take my criticism seriously.

:waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

Fuck you - you useless piece of dumbass dogshit. I never kept the DVD lensman sent me, I donated it to a home for the mentally handicaped and I also bought another one out of my own pocket and gave it to another home for the mentally handcaped as well casue lensman had the integrity to send me the unit.

I even sent him pics of the guys in the home opening the box and setting it up. ANd Lensman send a TOP of the LINE DVD too, not a wallmart special.

Go to work and buy your own DVD you lazy useless moron.

well, either my humour is really really dark, or you guys just didnt get the sarcasm in my initial post
i was really not pissed, but some people did not get that i guess
my post to Sly_RJ however was not sarcastic...i was really swearing at him, cause he was really swearing at me. :BangBang:

sleazy, FUCK OFF. you calling me lazy? FUCK YOU FAT FUCKER. God, everyone makes fun of your fat ugly ass every single day, yet you still post here....you remind me of a wife who keeps getting beaten oin by her husband, yet she still keeps coming back for more.
in my initial post, i was trying to be sarcastic and stir up some drama, but that was lost on you too. Anyways, go fuck yourself fat fuck. and i mean it

fuck you metaform, suck my hairless nutz

adamm, i wasent even talking to you
why dont you fuck your own self. are you sleazyfags's little hairy troll? or are you the guy who follows him to chuckycheese every tuesday and suck on his clit while he downs 3 pizzas and a coke

you're a nothing. You have no friends with any influence and you're pretty much just a total loser.


Coward too - no ICQ in your profile, no site, no nothing. Just a 14 year old kid taking puck shots from the safty of daddy's basement. Isn't it bedtime, I hear you mother calling.... or maybe that's just her crying casue you dad can't even hope to satisfy her like I did yesterday. What a slut she was.....dead lay too.

well sleazy, at least im not fat and ugly like you. at least i can get a women witout having to show her my fancy cars and wallet. you can only buy good pussy. we all know that is a fact

as far as being a coward, ive already posted my picture here. im 23, not 14
my icq is: 127058515. my nick on icq is "Metaform"
my IM nick is: MetaformX
my email is: [email protected]

i wont post my sites here, cause there are way too many lurkers here who are looking to copy sites witout putting any work into it. You of all people should know that posting your URL on a message board like this is a invitation for hotlinkers and thiefs. I own 2 free sites(1 lesbian, 1 hardcore) and im working with a partner on a movie paysite. I make $2000 a month right now in PROFIT, and ive been doing the adult thing for 7 months so far. Im not a highroller, but i dont see why i cant be, if i keep doing what im doing.

You are right on one thing, i dont have alot of "porn friends on high places"....2 pissble reasons: been doing this for only 7 months. till now, have been too busy on building sites, then building a relashionship with other webmasters. I am friends with soul rebel, who has prolly helped me more in this business then anyone else, and prolly the nicest webmaster ive met so far.

you can see my sites, if you want, you just must promise you wont post them on the board. drop me a email or icq if you want to see them.

you an pretty much kiss a bunch of those 'relationships' goodbye.

stop watching tv spanking it to brad pitt and get back to work fuck!

who?
me, or sleazy?

You, you twit.

Do you seriously have nothing better to do than make yourself look like a total twat? You're definitely good at it, must have had plenty of practice.

Your initial post was sarcasm? Right. And you didn't really want an ass fuck? Right. Next time before you make some idiotic post, make sure you won't need to back peddle later on.

Yep.. start a thread with pics of your girlfriend fucking you in the ass

:1orglaugh

I'm sorry but I couldn't resist :winkwink:

I like you.. you're a funny guy. Pity some people can't see the humour in your posts.

I 'd let gaby fuck me in the ass .... but I'd prolly have to be good and drunk

gaby is a total BABE !!:thumbsup

ahhh, gaby, your so sweet 8)
you like my sence of humor, ay? :Graucho

Nope was southpark, during the cows days carnival episode, where the cows get their own cult and Cartman turns into a vietnamese hooker

No, I think its "Penis ENVY"

I love the old MetaformX heheh


WOO !! YAY !! HOUPLA !!

:glugglug

omg, that ninja site, bwaaaahahahahahahaha

Hey MetaformX,

here's my contribution to your DVD player...:)

I once got a dvd player for starting a thread about pimpdog :)

it was a pretty good JVC dvd player to, not a cheapy samsung or someshit

Nice Joke, Meta. I got it from the beginning. :Graucho

Give me a break. If a DVD player is too hard to buy yourself, and this is the main annoyance in your life... dude, you need to get a life. Sad but true.

Damn, I thought Pac made that one up.

haha
this threads brings back old memories
but i had much better threads than this one DarkJedi...you should start resurecting the "should I piss loud or silently" and "I drink wine coolers" and etc.

you had a few spare

:1orglaugh
I can't believe back then how no one got my genius sence of humour
They were all turds back then :)

I will support your effort, I think its time for me to head over to porncity and win that digital camera so I can take a picture of the Playstation and 2 dvd players :Graucho

You show off you! I hope your playstation gives you carpel tunnel syndrome! :winkwink:

I dont use it anymore, Just bought a fooseball table yesterday, probably be fun for a few weeks then it will just take up space as well

Nice thread so far, Metaformx. It's been educational to watch the sarcasm of your first post fly with such velocity right over everyone's heads. Maybe we need to start using sarcasm tags, like on fark.com? Yeah, that would work! Just end your posts with "/sarcasm" and everybody will get the joke right away, and GFY will be happy, shiny place, full of hugs and puppydogs and rainbows!

/sarcasm

did you forget dude...go fucking bottle collecting...you can make about $6-6.70 a day...give a take a nickle...broke ass :winkwink:

actually this thread was made a long long time ago, but someone just brought it back to life today...But yeah, the sarcasm did fly over everyones head. Thats how it was with all my posts back then, you know? I endured alot of mental anquish when no one would get my sence of humour, but I got my revenge when I burned their precious and valued GFY shirt. hehe :Graucho

bottle collecting pays that much?? shit man, im in the wrong business...I have been making $2.50 a day from TGP's...

I dont like to get my hands dirty, but if it will give me such a huge boost in income, shit, Im all for it. I first gots to get my bicycle out of the repair shop, and then I bet I can make at least $7 from this bottle collecting you speak of.

go have your girlfriend fuck you in the ass some more and stop complaining about petty shit!

man...you are so clueless.
Maybe its because you don't speak english chinaman, but I will give you a tip...look at the dates of the thread.