ePassporte Is Giving Away $1,000?. Find Out How To Win!

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  • punker barbie
    Meow Meow!!!
    • Nov 2003
    • 10232
    #151
    $200 for ice cream
    $50 for kiddie size pool

    Id have Vanilla and Sunny wrestle inside a kiddie size pool full of ice cream winner gets $750 :P
    hehehe
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      • sickbeatz
        The Hustler
        • Feb 2005
        • 4993
        #152
        Hire a midget to stick his head inside a fat bitches pussy.

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          • sickbeatz
            The Hustler
            • Feb 2005
            • 4993
            #153
            Originally posted by sickbeatz
            Hire a midget to stick his head inside a fat bitches pussy.
            by the way, this would be video taped and posted on GFY as well ;)

            also have the midget wearing flippers on his feet as well and maybe a snorkel so he can breath properly
            Last edited by sickbeatz; 12-25-2005, 03:32 PM.

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              • nico-t
                emperor of my world
                • Aug 2004
                • 29903
                #154
                break up the $1000 in $1 bills, eat it with some ketchup, go to a roulette tabel and shit it out on red

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                  • cool1
                    sex is good
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 24939
                    #155
                    Could give it to those suicide girls to unexpectedly kick the shit out of each other.

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                      • Michael O
                        More Cowbell
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 10607
                        #156
                        Bump
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                          • uno
                            RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 18450
                            #157
                            Get a very convincing and attractive tranny escort to go on a date with some lucky webmaster. Go the whole 9 with it. Best restaurants, limo rides, etc. Have the tranny start to get grabby and kissy. Before anything goes too far tell the lucky webmaster the secret.

                            Be sure to tape the entire thing.
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                              • uno
                                RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 18450
                                #158
                                I would spend an extra grand on a troop of oompa loompas to follow me around the whole show, or at least at the parties.
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                                  • uno
                                    RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 18450
                                    #159
                                    I could also imagine spending the grand helping a poor, but VERY hardworking and ambitious newbie make it out to a show he could never afford to network, look for work, show off his skills, etc.
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                                      • uno
                                        RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 18450
                                        #160
                                        Get a bunch of t-shirts made with a company logo and url and pay homeless people to walk around the strip all day. Maybe bye them each a cheap meal.
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                                          • bjjb
                                            Have laptop will travel
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 13074
                                            #161
                                            I would use to to fly toVegas for internext. I have a full pass but no money to get there. lol

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                                              • JFK
                                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 67373
                                                #162
                                                Originally posted by Keyser Soze
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                                                  • Basic_man
                                                    Programming King Pin
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 27360
                                                    #163
                                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                    loll i love this

                                                    Hire a few twinks to stand in front of Ibills booth all day with there cocks swinging in the air

                                                    Mouhahahaha. Ibill still goes to the shows and all ?
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                                                      • NoCarrier
                                                        We need more free porn
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 16356
                                                        #164
                                                        I'd tip 1000$ to the security guard having access to the casino's speakerphones and ask him to give the following announcement everywhere in the casino, at 3am for at least 3 times :

                                                        "Attention everyone, this is a special announcement from Chris Mallick. Mr. Mallick is inviting everyone in his room for a free buffet and free drinks. His room number is <Room Number>. I repeat, there is a free buffet and free drinks for everyone in the casino. The first 5 people arriving at his room will also receive a special gift. Thank you, good night".
                                                        Last edited by NoCarrier; 12-26-2005, 08:15 AM.

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                                                          • Chris
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 27880
                                                            #165
                                                            or if you are looking for something funny other than a serious reason for money i guess i could steal the smash the xbox 360 idea and spend 500 on one
                                                            go to a large geeky store
                                                            smash the shit out of the thing
                                                            and then use the other 500 towards the tubes for my daughter ;) hehe
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                                                              • cool1
                                                                sex is good
                                                                • Sep 2001
                                                                • 24939
                                                                #166
                                                                After what happened to me Christmas Day
                                                                I will buy $1000 worth of leeches and one razor blade
                                                                Iwill dump the leeches in a tub.
                                                                then I will go and catch me the crackhead/gangbanger/punk who fucked up my 4x4's steering collum, while he was trying to steal christmas eve.
                                                                I will cut tiny little cuts one his body, pecker/balls too with the razor blade.
                                                                then I dump him in the tub full of leeches and let them drain his blood.
                                                                Just before he loses enough blood, I make him roll around in some salt , then have him get up leeches and all and throw him out the door into the street.
                                                                Little prick won't be stealing anymore cars.

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                                                                  • Chris Mallick
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 679
                                                                    #167
                                                                    We are picking the winner at 5 today, LA time folks... There are a lot of funny and heart warming ideas here... Maybe we will give out a Grand to one in each category.

                                                                    Keep em' coming....

                                                                    C

                                                                    Chris Mallick
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                                                                      • LexiLexxx
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 2510
                                                                        #168
                                                                        I would walk into a Casino and get 1k worth of 5$ chips and go to the middle of the casino, YELL~ Who want's 1k? Throw them everywhere, have it video taped and watch peeps go insane, then get kicked out of the casino, I bet.....

                                                                        on a serious note, go look for peeps, that look like they need a 100.00 casino chip give them away!

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                                                                          • Halcyon
                                                                            Spread The Pink!
                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 8609
                                                                            #169
                                                                            plan (and dream) #2

                                                                            Get 1000 $1 bills.
                                                                            Dump out all over the freshly made Venetian Bed.
                                                                            Make sweet, sweet love to tASSy on top of a pile of money.




                                                                            BONUS: Auction off the soiled bills for Habitat for Humanity.
                                                                            HAL on TEDx:

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                                                                              • Michael O
                                                                                More Cowbell
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 10607
                                                                                #170
                                                                                Keep posting I am getting ready to send in my votes
                                                                                Truth Teller

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                                                                                  • bjjb
                                                                                    Have laptop will travel
                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                    • 13074
                                                                                    #171
                                                                                    Tke it and buy a new DV cm and content for our site to make even more money. I know some of thse hottie country chicks would get naked for me for some dough hehe

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                                                                                      • NickB.
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                                        • 8856
                                                                                        #172
                                                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                        loll i love this

                                                                                        Hire a few twinks to stand in front of Ibills booth all day with there cocks swinging in the air
                                                                                        OWWWW SHIT! I almost pissed myself.........

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                                                                                          • bjjb
                                                                                            Have laptop will travel
                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                            • 13074
                                                                                            #173
                                                                                            Hire a bunch of these country bumpkin babes here and shoot some exclusive content for a new paysite idea I have.

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                                                                                              • NickB.
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                • 8856
                                                                                                #174
                                                                                                I would walk to a roulette table with someone from EPass and bet the 1000$ on red or black, The waitress who brings us the ordered bottle of champagne will decide the color.

                                                                                                YES I would have it taped as well for posting

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                                                                                                  • Honez
                                                                                                    Confirmed Brat
                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                    • 6636
                                                                                                    #175
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                                                                    ***Halcyon's $1000 ePassporte ePerfect ePink ePlan***

                                                                                                    Budget:
                                                                                                    $500 front row seats to Blue Man group.
                                                                                                    $70 all black sweat suits for tassy and I.
                                                                                                    $30 pink liquid latex.
                                                                                                    $100 to pay the cabbie to wait for us near the Luxor exit.
                                                                                                    $300 in one dollar bills.

                                                                                                    The Plan:
                                                                                                    Midway during the show, tASSy and I retreat to the bathroom near the BlueMan theatre.
                                                                                                    We paint our faces pink.
                                                                                                    We return and walk right pass our seats and get up on stage with the blue men.
                                                                                                    We steal the mic and scream, "THE BLUE ERA IS OVER!!! LONG LIVE THE PINK!"

                                                                                                    Then we yell "Spread the Pink!" as we run through the casino towards the waiting cab. As we run, we throw fistfulls of dollar bills to create a distraction.



                                                                                                    A lifelong dream...realized.
                                                                                                    I would donate my $1000 for bail money
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                                                                                                      • NoCarrier
                                                                                                        We need more free porn
                                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                                        • 16356
                                                                                                        #176
                                                                                                        I would pay Keyser, Shaliza and Chris to skydive with the Flying Elvises over Las Vegas.



                                                                                                        But there is only one problem : They have to jump naked from the plane.

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                                                                                                          • Honez
                                                                                                            Confirmed Brat
                                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                                            • 6636
                                                                                                            #177
                                                                                                            I would pay models to walk around CES with big signs that read "While you are here seeing all the new electronics, your wives/girlfriends are upstairs in a suite shooting porn"
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                                                                                                              • Halcyon
                                                                                                                Spread The Pink!
                                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                • 8609
                                                                                                                #178
                                                                                                                Originally posted by Honez
                                                                                                                I would pay models to walk around CES with big signs that read "While you are here seeing all the new electronics, your wives/girlfriends are upstairs in a suite shooting porn"
                                                                                                                HA HA HA!!! GREAT!
                                                                                                                HAL on TEDx:

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                                                                                                                  • Nightwind
                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                                    • 4786
                                                                                                                    #179
                                                                                                                    I would find a bunch of hobos and crack whores, buy some colt 45's & hot dogs and throw them all in the cheapest motel in vegas for the best night of their life.

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                                                                                                                      • NoCarrier
                                                                                                                        We need more free porn
                                                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                        • 16356
                                                                                                                        #180
                                                                                                                        I'd buy a promotional display at the Internext (right at the entrance) with the following picture on it :

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                                                                                                                          • NoCarrier
                                                                                                                            We need more free porn
                                                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                            • 16356
                                                                                                                            #181
                                                                                                                            I'd give 1K to the special effect guy working on the images being displayed during Celine Dion's show to display the following image for 5 secs.

                                                                                                                            Last edited by NoCarrier; 12-26-2005, 12:55 PM.

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                                                                                                                              • Chris
                                                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                                                • 27880
                                                                                                                                #182
                                                                                                                                30 more minutes guys
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                                                                                                                                  • Chris
                                                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                                                                    • 27880
                                                                                                                                    #183
                                                                                                                                    and it's that time!
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                                                                                                                                      • bjjb
                                                                                                                                        Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 13074
                                                                                                                                        #184
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Chris
                                                                                                                                        and it's that time!
                                                                                                                                        If you win will you donate it to some deserving soul?

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                                                                                                                                          • pornguy
                                                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                            • 62912
                                                                                                                                            #185
                                                                                                                                            With 1k??

                                                                                                                                            How about finding some Family that really needs a boost, ( and in vegas there are plenty ), and help them out.
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                                                                                                                                              • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                • 13074
                                                                                                                                                #186
                                                                                                                                                I wont. This ones mine if I win it

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                                                                                                                                                  • Chris
                                                                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                    • 27880
                                                                                                                                                    #187
                                                                                                                                                    bjjb - yes
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                                                                                                                                                      • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                        Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                        • 13074
                                                                                                                                                        #188
                                                                                                                                                        Buy 500 worth of toys and 500 in clothes and donte them to a homeless shelter in Vegas

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                                                                                                                                                          • Easton
                                                                                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                            • 9825
                                                                                                                                                            #189
                                                                                                                                                            i'd get change for $1000 worth of nickels and toss them off the Stratosphere... it may make the next episode of CSI
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                                                                                                                                                              • Chris
                                                                                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                • 27880
                                                                                                                                                                #190
                                                                                                                                                                I guess we still got some time to get some entrys in
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                                                                                                                                                                  • warez
                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                    • 106
                                                                                                                                                                    #191
                                                                                                                                                                    I would hire 10 models and walk with me all day, and pay them 100$ each

                                                                                                                                                                    It will bring attention people will look

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                                                                                                                                                                      • NoCarrier
                                                                                                                                                                        We need more free porn
                                                                                                                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                        • 16356
                                                                                                                                                                        #192
                                                                                                                                                                        I would give a 1k check for the las vegas recovery center to someone who's about to commit suicide in his car, in a parking lot because he lost his family, his job, his house.. Thanks to his gambling problems.

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                                                                                                                                                                          • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                                            Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                            • 13074
                                                                                                                                                                            #193
                                                                                                                                                                            rent the biggest electonic bill board on the stip and masturbate on cam for the whole town to see

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                                                                                                                                                                              • NoCarrier
                                                                                                                                                                                We need more free porn
                                                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                • 16356
                                                                                                                                                                                #194
                                                                                                                                                                                I'd rent a bulldozer and destroy the biggest electronic billboard on the strip to make sure we never see bjjb's masturbation session

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Alex
                                                                                                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 10963
                                                                                                                                                                                    #195
                                                                                                                                                                                    Its past 5pm est.
                                                                                                                                                                                    Who is the winner?

                                                                                                                                                                                    I win right?
                                                                                                                                                                                    Care about me?
                                                                                                                                                                                    Who?
                                                                                                                                                                                    Me!
                                                                                                                                                                                    Who?

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • quantum-x
                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 6863
                                                                                                                                                                                        #196
                                                                                                                                                                                        Use it to pay my lawyer to get back my frozen paypal funds :'(
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • bjjb
                                                                                                                                                                                            Have laptop will travel
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 13074
                                                                                                                                                                                            #197
                                                                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                                                                                                                            I'd rent a bulldozer and destroy the biggest electronic billboard on the strip to make sure we never see bjjb's masturbation session

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Chris Mallick
                                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 679
                                                                                                                                                                                                #198
                                                                                                                                                                                                Originally posted by Alex
                                                                                                                                                                                                Its past 5pm est.
                                                                                                                                                                                                Who is the winner?

                                                                                                                                                                                                I win right?
                                                                                                                                                                                                SORRY! I am away and lost track of the time... Winner to be announced soon...

                                                                                                                                                                                                C

                                                                                                                                                                                                Chris Mallick
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Matt Collins
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 1060
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                                                                                                                    This has been a fun contest to read. I look forward to hearing who the winner is...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Chris Mallick
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 679
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #200
                                                                                                                                                                                                        And the winner is.....

                                                                                                                                                                                                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=556814

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Thanks everyone for playing.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        C

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