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2 rental cars, one casino parking lot, 1 round of demo derby, and hopefully enough left over for bail
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#104 for me...---
Busy ranking websites on Google...
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try to get a guy who just lost a grand to let me spend the night with his wife...I never did believe it would take a million :-)Comment
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So basicly all this to prove you're not a homoOriginally posted by bdjufOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Buy 1000$ worth of candy bars and dump the whole lot in front of a Jenny Craig.
Just watch the Richtor scale go off the charts! :Pskype: lordofthecameltoeComment
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Was my pick for the winner until "to watch me drink itOriginally posted by JFKI would make a 500 downpayment to have a big ass watch just like yours, spend the other 500 on 2 bottles of Cristal to celebrate my new acqusition, and you, Shaliza and Keyser would be invited................to watch me drink it
and Merry Christmas
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I'd spend 1000$ on tickets for a Celine Dion concert (say you get about 20 of em'), give them to homeless people and offer to buy them dinner if they go to the show and simultaneously boo Celine throughout the whole show.
Bail on them before they can collect on their meal.
Then say hi to the Devil cause you're going straight to hell if you do something as bad as that :Pskype: lordofthecameltoeComment
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I would use the Grand to Send a couple tranny Hooker to Juicy's roomComment
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Visit every bank you can find in Vegas get change for 1000$ in Pennies.
Be sure they aren't rolled. It should all be loose change.
Hire a few escorts, bring 'em to your hotel room, have your fun.
Leave the "tip" (a few garbage bags filled with 100 000 pennies) by the door. Tell her not to spend it all in one place.skype: lordofthecameltoeComment
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I'd spend the 1K on hiring a Bounty hunter to find Osama bin laden the fuck, I'm sure he is working behind the bar at one of those shady casino's in Vegas.Comment
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I would spend 1000 bucks on a a huge glowing neon sign that said "THESE PEOPLE FUCKED ME OUT OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS----> " and then i would stand next to the IBILL Booth at Internext passing out Epoch/Paycom/Epassporte buissness cards!
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Whatever u do just try to be as much human as posible in that situation and good will come back to you,merry xmass
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or i would give out 1000 free $1 dollar chips and make a deal that everoyne i gave them to split there winnings with me 50/50 on there $1 betComment
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Well dammitOriginally posted by NoCarrierComment
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Get it changed into $10 bills and have a camera crew from the industry follow me around handing it out to skid row peeps...Comment
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I'd use the 1K to put some clothes on some homeless guy and get him a rewarding career in the exciting and unpredictable world of Mc'donalds.Comment
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DAYUM...............can I share or sumthinOriginally posted by Keyser SozeWas my pick for the winner until "to watch me drink it"
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You know all those mexicans handing out flyers on the sidewalks in vegas for strippers? I'd buy them all beer they promised to go the hell home for ONE day and leave us be.Comment
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I would use it to rent a male stripper in a pimp suit and send him to do a private show for Elli while Lars takes pictures.Comment
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Not funny but most fullfilling: go into the largest toystore around, buy $1000 worth of nice toys and donate them to 5 families who don't have it as good as we have.
If you wanna throw money out of windows atleast do it with money you've worked (pref. hard) for... what's the fun in waisting money you did not do shit for?Comment
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I'd buy $1,000 dollars worth of Xbox 360 BOXES (not the actual 360's mind you) and give them away to random people on the streets and then proclaim it was a direct gift from Bill Gates & Microsoft.
I'd then laugh as news reports would eventually display headlines saying "Microsoft receives hundreds of angry hatemail in an Xbox 360 fake give away."Comment
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I have a few ideas.
#1) I would rent a Dodge Viper / Hummer / or Ferrari, get the insurance, and fuck em up in the desert.
#2) I would pay anyone to jump into the lake in front of the Belagio, just before or during the water show. Swim out into one of the rings of fountains. Watching the show from there would be pretty bad ass. Or i would dare them to sit/stand on top of one of the fountains to see just exactly how powerful they are...
#3) Most escort services say if you dont like the way the girl looks, you can turn her down at the door at no charge. So i would call up 50 different $50 escorts, and i would have a "Miss Escort" competition where the girls decide the top 20 that actually get paid. With the winning 20 escorts i would first have a few moments behind closed doors and then with the remaining time i would have them all follow me down to the casino, and we'd take over one of the craps tables.
#4 - my favorite) Rent a bus, find 50 starving bumbs, and then find one cheap all you can eat buffet. This would make an interesting scene...
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My personal dream is to have sex in a balloon, so i guess i would rent one and have a good time. Hell, it could even bear Epass banner for a publicity!
Another idea is to invest money into something socially useful. For example, i could run a small local advertising campaign to get people to donate money or blood, or maybe just call their friends or parents they haven't talked to for a long time.
Or buy toys and books and send them to an orphanage.Comment
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I would buy all the epassporte team make a lapdance for me ^^ .PaRaDiGmComment
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I'd pay for all of anal hobbits hookers and meals,ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkeyComment
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Lots of good onesTruth TellerComment
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I'd go buy toys and hand them out to the evacuee kids that came here to Baton Rouge to escape Katrina. www.katrinaskidsproject.org
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Not going to vegas and have no real funny use for it
but will help pay for tubes for my daugthers ears
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Keep the entries coming for your chance of $1,000
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And watch the Seahawks kick their ass againOriginally posted by VitasoyComment
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I'd buy $900 worth of KY , for the other 100 bucks I'd print big "IBill" logo on each pack , and give it all to gfyers...Comment
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Fuck it I would turn the 1k into 1 dollar bills and throw it up in the air in the casino and watch everyone scramble for them..
Infact I have a video doing that i Need to get it from Illcash LOLComment
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I would buy a hanglider, climb to the highest building and fly all over vegas naked while doing the "helicopter" with my dick. If i happened to spot Van Damme while doing this i would shoot a well placed jizz bomb in his eye and moon him as i fly away in to the sunset victorious.
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I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my fact between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp"Comment
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I could donate that amount to Shaliza to see her naked
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Hell yes I would. I'd have someone on the ground video it too.Originally posted by Chris Mallick
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I would kiss you all, just give me that money since I badly need it for my baby ...$9.95/month for 15000 GB bandwidth monthly, unlimited (sub)domains and MySQL5, PHP4/5, 500 GB disk storage! ; use any of these invitation codes: 216263692101; 408636009193; 846090586647; my ICQ 30160426!Comment
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What i need to do? do a bump? ok. here is a bump. Anything else you want from me?
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Martini?
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You better add a few zeros to that number pal...Originally posted by CashI could donate that amount to Shaliza to see her naked
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i would rent a helicopter fly to the top of the luxur casino and go pyramide jumping. lolComment
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These are great guys! Keep them coming... We will pick a winner tomorrow around 5PM PST...
I hope you all had a great Holiday today...
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I learned from the best.Originally posted by Chris Mallick
Same to you! See you very soon!Originally posted by Chris Mallick
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Keep the $1k and fix ePass's problems./dev/nullComment
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BWAHAHAHAHA! We'll make the code 59 insta-pack! Ticket, local map, barf bag and a "My dumb-ass just got 59'd" t-shirt, all in a special "Code 59" travel pouch. Small enough that you could carry a couple on the bus and pack a few in your luggage for long trips.Originally posted by RonCI would use it for a upgrade from LV to Channel or how about the change fee to expedite a code 59 from europe
Off to the stadium to watch the Cardinals get killed with me little boy
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I'll buy $700 worth of premium hashish and $300 to buy a camera to make you a creative ad promoting epassporte with the huge amount of hashish I bought
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Correction: I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my face between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpOriginally posted by dissipateComment
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