God damn mean fortune cookie....

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  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745
    #1

    God damn mean fortune cookie....

    Got a Chinese take out tonight and it came with a fortune cookie -

    "THINGS ARE AS BAD AS THEY SEEM AND THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU"

    WTF? Im going to write to the cookie companiy and complain.... Thats just fucked up
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    • martinsc
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2005
      • 27047
      #2
      lol, that sucks...
      Make Money

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        • jade_dragon
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 1737
          #3
          I always thought someone should come up with less optimistic fortune cookies.
          even ADULTS need TOYS
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986
              #4
              Lol..I always thought they were positive.Damn Charlie and his negative propaganda

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                • sfera
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 8597
                  #5
                  chines just like to fuck w. americans

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                    • WebairGerard
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 8113
                      #6
                      that is one bad fortune cookie. probably tastes like shit too!

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                        • Dalai lama
                          Strength and Honor
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 16540
                          #7
                          Originally posted by WebairGerard
                          that is one bad fortune cookie. probably tastes like shit too!
                          they always taste like shit.

                          A program you can trust.
                          Gallerybooster Run multiply TGPs of 1 script

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                            • SquireMD
                              ICQ # 229-616-436
                              • May 2005
                              • 794
                              #8
                              damian - check this out : http://www.zug.com/pranks/fortune/

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                                • Vitasoy
                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 58202
                                  #9
                                  Damn.. but the truth sometimes hurts.


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