What in the fuck causes hiccups and how do you stop them?

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    What in the fuck causes hiccups and how do you stop them?

    What in the holy hell is going on here!?!? I have had the hiccups for the past 45 minutes and I can't fucking get them to stop. I've held my breath, stood on my head, drank water and done just about every other thing I can possibly think of to stop them.

    This is really pissing me off. What in the fuck causes them and how can I get rid of them?
  • Bluewire Ross
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2005
    • 2169

    #2
    The medical cause of hiccups can include abdominal distention, brainstem lesions, cancer the stomach, dilatation of the stomach, gastritis, increased intracranial pressure, pancreatitis, irritation of the lining of the lungs, and kidney failure.

    Many conditions are associated with hiccups, but none has been shown to be the cause of hiccups.

    If you eat too fast, you can swallow air along with your food and end up with a case of the hiccups.
    Any other practices that might irritate the diaphragm such as eating too much (especially fatty foods) or drinking too much (drunk people hiccup) can make you prone to having hiccups.
    In these instances, your stomach, which sits on top of the diaphragm, is distended or stretched. Because they occur in relation to eating and drinking, hiccups are sometimes thought to be a reflex to protect you from choking.

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    • SmokeyTheBear
      ►SouthOfHeaven
      • Jun 2004
      • 28609

      #3
      i can make myself get instant hiccups by eating pickled jalepenos ( or basiclly anything with lots of jalapeno juice )

      The only sure i know that works is keep drinking water.. you dont have to drink it fast just dont breathe.
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      • Rob
        I'm a great bowler.
        • Nov 2003
        • 13310

        #4
        Originally posted by Bluewire Ross
        The medical cause of hiccups can include abdominal distention, brainstem lesions, cancer the stomach, dilatation of the stomach, gastritis, increased intracranial pressure, pancreatitis, irritation of the lining of the lungs, and kidney failure.
        So what's the BAD news, Doc?

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        • Kevsh
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 8619

          #5
          It's amazing that in the time to type this post you could've googled it and got 200 pages of results telling you how to deal with hiccups.

          ... or you can post here and let everyone else do the work for you

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            trapped air causes them

            i use a spoonful of sugar, it cures them instantly usually

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              Pound back a couple beers and burp em out..always works for me

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              • Rob
                I'm a great bowler.
                • Nov 2003
                • 13310

                #8
                Originally posted by Kevsh
                It's amazing that in the time to type this post you could've googled it and got 200 pages of results telling you how to deal with hiccups.

                ... or you can post here and let everyone else do the work for you
                With my hiccups I kept typing Goooogle and it was taking me to some porn site.

                It's all about delegation.

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                • Red Ezra
                  redezra.com
                  • May 2004
                  • 4680

                  #9
                  i have heard all kinds of cures - you know what works? swallow your breath - I know it sounds crazy but it works - swallow the air in your mouth - it'll go off like a switch - your welcome.

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                  • Bluewire Ross
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2169

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kevsh
                    It's amazing that in the time to type this post you could've googled it and got 200 pages of results telling you how to deal with hiccups.

                    ... or you can post here and let everyone else do the work for you

                    good point.i just did it for him

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                    • BIGTYMER
                      Junior Achiever
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 17066

                      #11
                      Hang upside down like a bat for an hour. ;D

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                      • Diego
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 250

                        #12
                        There is a high incidence of hiccups amongst those with "green" status on GFY. Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger.

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                        • TreasureBucks
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 1971

                          #13
                          Hold your breath for 20 seconds.... always works for me

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                          • volante
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2940

                            #14


                            Did that get rid of them?

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                            • volante
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2940

                              #15
                              Here's another Boo - gotta love Google's image search

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                              • TreasureBucks
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 1971

                                #16
                                Originally posted by volante


                                Did that get rid of them?
                                My wife asked me to scare her once, to get rid of her hiccups.

                                A soon as she asked it... I knew it wasnt going to work unless i scared her before she finshed asking. I turned around and scared the shit out of her, becuase she wasnt expecting it that soon.

                                If i remember correctly it worked as well.

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                                • MattOT
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                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 901

                                  #17
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                                  • Linkster
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                                    • Feb 2003
                                    • 3216

                                    #18
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                                    • KRL
                                      Entrepreneur
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 31429

                                      #19
                                      From the Guinness Book of World Records . . .

                                      Longest Attack of Hiccups

                                      Charles Osborne (1894?1991) of Anthon, Iowa, USA, started hiccupping in 1922 while attempting to weigh a hog before slaughtering it. He was unable to find a cure, and continued hiccupping until February 1990, a total of 68 years!

                                      Osborne led a normal life in which he had two wives and fathered eight children. The only discomfort from his hiccuping, he claimed, was the constant risk of losing his false teeth!

                                      During the first few decades, he hiccupped up to 40 times a minute, slowing to 20 a minute in later years. He finally stopped in 1990 ? after an estimated 430 million spasms ? and died the following year.

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                                      • Ace-wtf
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                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 2983

                                        #20
                                        swallow

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                                        • Wiggles
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 14423

                                          #21
                                          i always take a shot of vinegar, gets rid of them.
                                          no sig

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                                          • Vitasoy
                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202

                                            #22
                                            When I get them I either drink a shit load of water or yogurt.. both work like a charm.


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