Everytime you masterbate, God Kills a Kitten

**X37375787** · 04-02-2002, 10:29 PM

this was born at [H]ardforum and is old. move along...

**pimpshost** · 04-02-2002, 10:30 PM

Anyone want a carrot? Where is this from?

**kmanrox** · 04-02-2002, 10:32 PM

**kmanrox** · 04-02-2002, 10:32 PM

**LiveDose** · 04-02-2002, 10:34 PM

Thanks I never knew where carrots came from!

**boneprone** · 04-02-2002, 11:22 PM

carrots are high in beta carotene

**ZapMan** · 04-02-2002, 11:58 PM

Is that Gwen Stephanie?

**SykkBoy** · 04-03-2002, 12:17 AM

Everytime you masterbate, God Kills a Kitten

...and everytime someone posts this or emails it to me over and over even though I didn't laugh the first time, I feel like beating them in the scrotum with a ball peen hammer...

**beerdude** · 01-13-2007, 09:41 PM

thread Memories
Brought bac to life by THE BEERDUDE.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-13-2007, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by LiveDose

Thanks I never knew where carrots came from!

ADG Webmaster

**Malicious Biz** · 01-13-2007, 10:14 PM

if that's true, then i'm a one man kitten holocaust!

**notabook** · 01-13-2007, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by Malicious Biz

if that's true, then i'm a one man kitten holocaust!

God bless you kind sir. God bless you.

**Mad Man of Porn** · 01-13-2007, 10:28 PM

Damn, I like kittens AND I like jerking off, what the hell am I supposed to do now?

**baddog** · 01-13-2007, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by beerdude

thread Memories
Brought bac to life by THE BEERDUDE.

Was kind of hoping he was back . . . what ever happened to him?

**Dagwolf** · 01-13-2007, 10:33 PM

That should have been put in my old pics thread...

**RawAlex** · 01-13-2007, 10:36 PM

What about that bit at the end of sex where you whack off into the girls face... doe she kill a kitten, or just smack it around a bit?

**beerdude** · 01-13-2007, 10:47 PM

Heres a pratical joke for you;
If shes or the kats italian or its april fools day you tell her your gonna shoot her with a gun, then kill her with a brick.
Old but timeless,

**Pleasurepays** · 01-13-2007, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by beerdude

Heres a pratical joke for you;
If shes or the kats italian or its april fools day you tell her your gonna shoot her with a gun, then kill her with a brick.
Old but timeless,

funny just called.
he asked you to just stop posting.
he sounded pissed.

**Natural Cause** · 01-13-2007, 10:50 PM

I'll never eat carrots again...

**beerdude** · 01-13-2007, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Pleasurepays

funny just called.
he asked you to just stop posting.
he sounded pissed.

Almost to 30
what do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 01-13-2007, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by beerdude

Almost to 30
what do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50

Your honor...

ADG Webmaster

**Madame0120** · 01-14-2007, 03:04 AM

Want to keep a record of your kitty kills?

Love Yourself Kill A Kitten

**fris** · 01-14-2007, 03:09 AM

www.kittenhate.com

**djroof** · 01-14-2007, 04:14 AM

lol..........

**E$_manager** · 01-14-2007, 04:28 AM

Why not puppies?

**sweetpurple04** · 01-14-2007, 05:04 AM

LOl! I found that carrot pic much more interesting...

Everytime you masterbate, God Kills a Kitten

Everytime you masterbate, God Kills a Kitten

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