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|  12-21-2005, 11:30 PM | #1 | 
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				Owned - Served by Santa!!!!!!!!!
			 Ok, I got sevred by a contractor who said I owe him $2000. He did over $4000 worth of damage to my yard so I refused to pay him. So he put a lean on my house - which I had removed - and then I got served by him for the $2000 owing. I decided to counter sue - but since It's X-mas time and since he had really pissed of Jman we decided to have him Served by Santa. I wrapped up a package of coal, got a cool card and had him served! here are the pics.  
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|  12-21-2005, 11:31 PM | #2 | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:31 PM | #3 | 
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				 | Instant Karma....served by santa..LMAO You guys fucking kill me.  | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:32 PM | #4 | 
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				 | lump 'o coal, lol... nice. 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:33 PM | #5 | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:35 PM | #6 | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:39 PM | #7 | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:40 PM | #8 | 
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				 | lololollllllllllllllllllll | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:41 PM | #9 | 
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				 |   and Santa lights his pipe afterwards for a Job well done    
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|  12-21-2005, 11:48 PM | #10 | 
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				 | Dunno if it's the Santa suit but it did make me feel lill kinky ... I have saved it, any girls want to sit on santa and tell him what they want for xxx mas ;-) Seriously the look on the guys face was priceless, First he taught it was a real present big smile then he recognize me... Just like a kid realizing Santa is Fake... Tooo Fucking Funny 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:48 PM | #11 | 
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				 | HAHAHA.. to funny.... 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:49 PM | #12 | 
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				 | omg You guys just set the bar for Ownage, I swear. 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:50 PM | #13 | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:51 PM | #14 | 
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				 | ROFL do you have pic of him serving the paper to the guy ? | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:51 PM | #15 | 
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				 | I think you should have worn gloves. That tattoo on the hand is a sure giveaway. Nice job though. | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:51 PM | #16 | 
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				 | Guys! You've been NAUGHTY!!! Would you now come down and serve the contractor who did the same exact thing to me? Screwed me for the $2000 deposit and it cost me $4500 for a rush job to clean up the mess he left so I could have a decent Holiday party here on the 17th!!! Please help me. You can dress as Santa, Satan, Sonybono, whatever you wish! xoxo Leslie | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:51 PM | #17 | 
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				 | hahaha awesome.. although I hope the flamboyant method of serving the prick can't be used against you in court to show some kind of 'craziness' or 'mental instability'... 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:51 PM | #18 | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:52 PM | #19 | |
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       That must have been priceless. ownage | |
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|  12-21-2005, 11:53 PM | #20 | |
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 True, but he can always say he had to maintain a sense of humor since after all it is the holidays... Leslie | |
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|  12-21-2005, 11:55 PM | #21 | 
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				 | What did the guy tell you after he realised it was fake ? | 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:55 PM | #22 | 
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				 | This is your BEST thread, ever -- seriously LMFAO     2hp 
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|  12-21-2005, 11:55 PM | #23 | |
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|  12-22-2005, 12:00 AM | #24 | 
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				 | Pretty damn funny...somehow though I think this revenge thing is gonna escalate...    ADG Webmaster | 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:00 AM | #25 | 
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				 | We Be Blazin' 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:02 AM | #26 | 
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				 | Thanks for making me smile, that is just too funny. 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:07 AM | #27 | |
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|  12-22-2005, 12:12 AM | #29 | 
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				 | If some of you heard me I have a loud voice... Think all the neighbours heard the HoHohoes Merry Xmas... lololol I did say hohoho merry kharma to him once ;-) 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:12 AM | #30 | 
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				 | its like watching the most hilarious slideshow ever.   
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|  12-22-2005, 12:14 AM | #31 | 
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				 | You guys are sleighing me right now!        
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|  12-22-2005, 12:15 AM | #32 | 
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				 | you crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:18 AM | #33 | 
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				 | NICE!!! Well done gentlemen!  | 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:20 AM | #34 | 
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				 | Thats classic, "Serves" him right        | 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:24 AM | #35 | 
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				 |  awww man  | 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:43 AM | #36 | 
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				 | NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldnt have been able to stay professional in matters like that! | 
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|  12-22-2005, 12:50 AM | #37 | 
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				 | Santa at 4:20  Awesome      
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|  12-22-2005, 12:59 AM | #38 | |
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|  12-22-2005, 01:12 AM | #39 | |
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 Thanks for the Opportunity Sleazy  
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|  12-22-2005, 01:15 AM | #40 | 
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				 | LMAO! That is some funny shit!!! DH | 
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|  12-22-2005, 01:22 AM | #41 | 
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				 | Well Done  | 
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|  12-22-2005, 01:24 AM | #42 | 
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				 | Next time you need a stunt guy for more dangerous operations pay for my flight and I'l be all over this shit ;) hillarious | 
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|  12-22-2005, 01:59 AM | #43 | 
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|  12-22-2005, 02:01 AM | #44 | 
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				 | you are too frigging funny!  No WONDER I loves ya! | 
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|  12-22-2005, 02:13 AM | #45 | 
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				 | thats just too funny        
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|  12-22-2005, 02:33 AM | #46 | 
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				 | Funny Shit      
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|  12-22-2005, 02:52 AM | #47 | 
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				 | If there is ever a next time, get some spycam pics of his reaction. | 
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|  12-22-2005, 02:57 AM | #48 | 
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				 | ROFLahhahahaa very nice and classy 
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|  12-22-2005, 04:13 AM | #49 | 
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				 | lol...remind me to stay on your good side | 
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|  12-22-2005, 04:15 AM | #50 | 
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