Nine Thoughts to Ponder for 2006 - GoFuckYourself.com

Hornydog4cooter · 12-21-2005, 03:55 PM

Number 9 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for
anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

tristan_D · 12-21-2005, 05:43 PM

the thing about taxes is we have been pondering about it for centuries and we will be pondering about it until the sky falls

sniperwolf · 12-21-2005, 06:57 PM

lol on the number 1 thought for 2006

Bluewire Ross · 12-21-2005, 07:04 PM

I like this:

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

12-21-2005, 03:55 PM	#1
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	Nine Thoughts to Ponder for 2006 Number 9 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 8 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration Last edited by Hornydog4cooter; 12-21-2005 at 03:56 PM..

12-21-2005, 05:43 PM	#2
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12-21-2005, 06:57 PM	#3
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12-21-2005, 07:04 PM	#4
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