Hypothetical: Would you fuck your Best Friend or a Horse? - GoFuckYourself.com

Clicky_Bucks · 12-21-2005, 06:18 PM

Ok, strictly hypothetical. You are riding some horses with your best friend (only males). As you are riding, you get into a really bad siuation. Lets say you get stuck on the side of a mountain with no way to get off. After a day or two, you realize how serious the situation is. Suddenly, a genie comes down and tells you he is going to help you by getting you off the mountain. In order for him to help you, you either have to fuck your best friend in the ass or the horse.

Who do you fuck?

Mike Okitch · 12-21-2005, 06:22 PM

If I managed to find my way up that mountain, I'll manage to find my way down.

Otherwise, neither. Fuck it, I'll stay stuck.

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2005, 06:23 PM

id rather fuck your wife as you are tied up in a chair watching as i blow my load between her eyes.

wdsguy · 12-21-2005, 06:23 PM

Do you just sit around all day with nothing to do but think up these idiotic scenarios to fulfill some sick fantasy of yours?

Clicky_Bucks · 12-21-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

id rather fuck your wife as you are tied up in a chair watching as i blow my load between her eyes.

I don't have a wife. Will my GF be ok?

Bluewire Ross · 12-21-2005, 06:24 PM

I'll cross the bridge when I get there.

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

I don't have a wife. Will my GF be ok?

thats fine.

Ross · 12-21-2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

I'll cross the bridge when I get there.

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2005, 06:25 PM

and btw i would rather fuck the horse loll

Clicky_Bucks · 12-21-2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

thats fine.

Ok, cool. I'll et her know.

Juicy D. Links · 12-21-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

Ross would take the horse. I know that 4 a fact

Dalai lama · 12-21-2005, 06:30 PM

I'd take the horse instead

mastamindz · 12-21-2005, 06:39 PM

Depends on the breed...

If its one of those big black fuckers? No way. They are bigger then a fucking moose.

PixeLs · 12-21-2005, 06:48 PM

I'll just convince my friend to fuck the horse instead and give the genie the favor to fuck him in the ass--I think that genie is fucking gay...

reynold · 12-21-2005, 07:17 PM

Then I'd rather fuck the genie if that's what he really wants...

Manowar · 12-21-2005, 07:23 PM

fuck em both

am i gay?

Spunky · 12-21-2005, 07:25 PM

I would rather die..I'm no homo and no pumping horses for this guy

bangman · 12-21-2005, 07:47 PM

I'd fuck the living shit out of my friend.

gornyhuy · 12-21-2005, 08:18 PM

Horses are hot.

MrJackMeHoff · 12-21-2005, 08:55 PM

you didnt say if the horse was female or not. lol

nofx · 12-21-2005, 09:03 PM

i'd kill and then eat my best friend and ride the horse to safety

reed_4 · 12-22-2005, 12:18 AM

Fuck You!

12-21-2005, 06:18 PM	#1
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12-21-2005, 06:22 PM	#2
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12-21-2005, 06:23 PM	#3
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12-21-2005, 06:25 PM	#9
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